Nice feet, though.

i thought she had enough money she could have these types of things custom installed, fark everyone else, the one place i dont want to feel uncomfortable is on the shiatter

Jihadist are going to go nuts over this one.
She is definitely exposing some ankle there.

s2s2s2: Nice feet, though.

Yes. Sitting on the shiatter kinda cancels out the appeal for me, though. It's like when the salad dressing clashes with the wine.

She must have long arms.

Squeezing out another album no doubt.

/While looking for the Candies ad, found this (new window), the source of the previous pics.
//The web is a weird place

Oh shiat!

"Bathe her and have her brought to my chambers."

namatad: maybe she is just fat?
or hasnt noticed that she is pregnant and has missed her period for 6 months?

Or maybe it's all just being held inside and she's going to have a big ole clot baby?

I was told she just heels 'em down the shower drain to save time.

I'm certain the inventor of the Twitter technology is very proud that it is being used for important stuff like this. Twitter's next step should be to invent an app designed to measure the pure stupidity in posts, which would mean most "celebs" would have their accounts revoked.

She has a wide stance.

amindtat: "Bathe her and have her brought to myBring me the contents of her chambers pot.."

FTFY

I can't say anything...I decided that a series of "family portraits" needed to go in the bathroom. It's a picture for each of us, of just our knees on down, on the toilet (shot when wearing shorts, pants on floor were for artistic quality). Most people think they're funny, but my mother thinks it's weird and pesters me to take them down.

Who's taking the pictures?

so is that a foot fetish or a girl peeing fetish?

/what??? it matters.

mcmnky: Who's taking the pictures?

It's Jessica Simpson, so it's probably her creepy dad.

Didn't Meyer tell a reporter she dropped some nasty-ass farts and shiats?

sinanju: [www.toiletmuseum.com image 170x239]

/While looking for the Candies ad, found this (new window), the source of the previous pics.
//The web is a weird place



Whoa.

/Suddenly worried about what "muppet" might really mean.

/For those who are confused, here's the source. (sorta NSFW)

How short is she?

s2s2s2: Nice feet, though.

This. Looks good to me.

/of course, I'm no studman, so she's always looked good to me...

Insert "Ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow" pic

monoski: Didn't Meyer tell a reporter she dropped some nasty-ass farts and shiats?

wait, is Jessica Simpson a real living person? I thought she was CGI.

SharkTrager: How short is she?

She's 5'3", which is short but not that short. She's obviously just sitting on a higher than average toilet. I'm 5'1" and rockin' a 26" inseam and I can sit on the toilet and touch the ground just fine. She's just an AW who runs around yelling, "Ooh, look at me! Look how short I am! I'm the shortest person in the world! Being short is so hard!" when the truth is she is only slightly shorter than the average woman in America. I used to do the same thing until my brother married a woman who is 4'11". Now I shut up about it because no matter how hard of a time I have reaching things I will never have it as hard as she does.

/I'm not special

Tor_Eckman: /Short girls are my specific fetish.

/louie loved his laxatives
//pic is hot (LINKED, that is...)

So, poop thread?

U8D1EyedSnake: SharkTrager: How short is she?

She's 5'3", which is short but not that short. She's obviously just sitting on a higher than average toilet. I'm 5'1" and rockin' a 26" inseam and I can sit on the toilet and touch the ground just fine. She's just an AW who runs around yelling, "Ooh, look at me! Look how short I am! I'm the shortest person in the world! Being short is so hard!" when the truth is she is only slightly shorter than the average woman in America. I used to do the same thing until my brother married a woman who is 4'11". Now I shut up about it because no matter how hard of a time I have reaching things I will never have it as hard as she does.

/I'm not special

So where can I buy this super sized toilet?

/1st thing I thought of

Hmmm... Nice feet!

/fap