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Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:18:00 AM
"NYPD discovers surprise cure for lesbianism attention whoring...pepper spray."

There, fixed that for you, Subby.
 
ignatiusst [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:31:25 AM
Goddamnit, NYPD. You just used the last bit of your 9-11 sympathy with me!
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:35:22 AM
There's seriously a paparazzi for famous AW hippies now? wtf is the world coming to?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:53:24 AM
ignatiusst: Goddamnit, NYPD. You just used the last bit of your 9-11 sympathy with me!

I saw a video of an NYPD cop punching a woman right in the face who was peacefully protesting at the Occupy Wall Street rally. Go to about the 1:40 mark. Is that an authorized police move to deal with the general public who they are supposed to "protect and serve"? If it's not, his ass should be fired.
 
Djkb
2011-10-27 09:55:21 AM
'I was treating her in a utility closet,' Mr Grodt told the Daily News.

Bow- chicka-bow-wow!
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:56:58 AM
I always wondered what pepper spray feels like. I should try that later.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:02:08 AM
If only I'd known this two weeks ago. Met this woman while I was hiking. When she drove off in a Subaru I realized I'd never had a chance. Except now I know the cure.
 
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:07:16 AM
ZAZ: If only I'd known this two weeks ago. Met this woman while I was hiking. When she drove off in a Subaru I realized I'd never had a chance. Except now I know the cure.

Pepper-spraying women you meet in the woods while hiking... totally recommended. Go for it. Get video, if you can.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:10:14 AM
RexTalionis: I always wondered what pepper spray feels like. I should try that later.

As someone who has both been maced and pepper sprayed (so not my fault in either case) I have to tell you that pepper spray really isn't that bad. Oh it keeps burning and burning but you can still function enough to beat the ever living fark out the farktard that sprayed you.

FYI both cases were females who were kidding around and thought the "safety" was on.
 
Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:13:18 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: RexTalionis: I always wondered what pepper spray feels like. I should try that later.

As someone who has both been maced and pepper sprayed (so not my fault in either case) I have to tell you that pepper spray really isn't that bad. Oh it keeps burning and burning but you can still function enough to beat the ever living fark out the farktard that sprayed you.

FYI both cases were females who were kidding around and thought the "safety" was on.

Yeah, girls kidding around.. the 'safety' was on.. that's the ticket.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:24:06 AM
Walker: Is that an authorized police move to deal with the general public who they are supposed to "protect and serve"? If it's not, his ass should be fired.

LOL. Fired. Yeah. You misspelled "suspended with pay until it all blows over".
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:31:24 AM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: ZAZ: If only I'd known this two weeks ago. Met this woman while I was hiking. When she drove off in a Subaru I realized I'd never had a chance. Except now I know the cure.

Pepper-spraying women you meet in the woods while hiking... totally recommended. Go for it. Get video, if you can.

Well I am getting older and out of shape, getting close enough to them to shove the rag soaked in chloroform in their face is getting harder every year....
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 10:32:23 AM
i127.photobucket.com
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 11:23:18 AM
The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 11:45:39 AM
Sybarite: i127.photobucket.com

Her eyes said yes, but her mace said no.
 
fickle floridian [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 11:54:35 AM
... and sprayed by NYPD Deputy Inspector Anthony Bologna. Bologna was stripped of 10 vacation days as punishment after an NYPD internal investigation.

Huh. So Tony Bologna turned out not to be fogna.
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 11:54:35 AM
Bologna was stripped of 10 vacation days as punishment after an NYPD internal investigation.

..are you farking kidding me?
 
Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 11:59:10 AM
what_now: Bologna was stripped of 10 vacation days as punishment after an NYPD internal investigation.

..are you farking kidding me?

Hey now. Those vacation days are serious business.
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:04:53 PM
RexTalionis: I always wondered what pepper spray feels like. I should try that later.

/maces RexTalionis
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:23:42 PM
Is that the one who gets pepper sprayed and acts like a B-movie scream queen in a slasher film?

Aaargh! I'm being disemboweled after seeing the severed head of an acquaintance! I am undergoing extreme physical and psychological trauma!

Er, I mean, I have some burning in my eyes! Ow!
 
RedEmily
2011-10-27 12:49:42 PM
Mugato: The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.

Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.
 
netweavr
2011-10-27 12:49:56 PM
This year is looking more and more like a scene from V for Vendetta
 
Lunger42
2011-10-27 12:50:41 PM
Where's the "Go be fat somewhere else" pic?
 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
2011-10-27 12:50:55 PM
Holy crap! I'm related to that guy! He hitchhiked from California to go to that thing...
 
netweavr
2011-10-27 12:51:02 PM
Err wrong thread.

W/e it works
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-27 12:51:34 PM
ignatiusst: Goddamnit, NYPD. You just used the last bit of your 9-11 sympathy with me!

Pffft, I lost that about......9/12. Fark NYC, farking shiathole.
 
freewill [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:51:49 PM
She wasn't a real lesbian. She was just a college lesbian. It's different.
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:52:54 PM
RedEmily: Mugato: The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.

Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.

Is correct.
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-10-27 12:53:16 PM
RedEmily: Mugato: The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.

Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.

You're right, they prefer to call it CERVIX PUNCHING.
 
Oh_Enough_Already
2011-10-27 12:54:00 PM
luckypuppy.bravehost.com
 
Virtue [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:54:12 PM
RedEmily: Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.

So are you saying that the woman from the article was not really a lesbian?
 
TroubledEye
2011-10-27 12:54:28 PM
RedEmily: Mugato: The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.

Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.

pft, that's just because they haven't had me yet. One visit from TE, and they'll never look at a woman that way again.
 
stevetherobot
2011-10-27 12:54:50 PM
C'mon! One squirt and you're south of the border!

/seemed appropriate
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-27 12:54:53 PM
These protests are a big waste of time unless the protesters are willing to get violent. At every one of these events across the country, there are 50 protesters for every police officer. Take the gloves off and start kicking ass or go the fark home.
 
Shadowknight
2011-10-27 12:54:55 PM
RexTalionis: I always wondered what pepper spray feels like. I should try that later.

As someone who had to do that, willingly, along side a police taser, I wouldn't recommend it if it can be avoided.

/police academy
//did a lot of stupid things for that job
 
stevetherobot
2011-10-27 12:56:17 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that video is hot?
 
Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:56:44 PM
TroubledEye: RedEmily: Mugato: The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.

Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.

pft, that's just because they haven't had me yet. One visit from TE, and they'll never look at a woman that way again.

/checks TroubledEye's profile
//sees no pics
///moves along
 
rocinante721 [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:56:51 PM
Blast me in the eyes with pepper spray enough times, not only will I suck cack, I'll probably learn to like it.

gustavus.edu
 
Two Hearted
2011-10-27 12:56:54 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: FYI both cases were females who were kidding around and thought the "safety" was on.

I was at a bar a few weeks ago when someone did this. It wasn't enough to get me to leave my beer and go home, but it was pretty damn hard to breathe for about 10 minutes.
 
Hermione_Granger
2011-10-27 12:57:08 PM
images2.fanpop.com

Holden and Alyssa lie in each other's arms, moonlight
bathing them. She smokes.

HOLDEN
Can I ask you something?

ALYSSA
Don't even tell me you want to do it
again.

HOLDEN
Why me - you know? Why now?

ALYSSA
Because you were giving me that look,
and I got wet...

HOLDEN
You know what I'm talking about.

ALYSSA
Why not You?

HOLDEN
I'm a guy. You're attracted to girls.

ALYSSA
I see you've been taking notes.
Historically, yes that's true.

HOLDEN
Then why this?

ALYSSA
I've given that a lot of thought, you
know? I mean, now that I'm being
ostracized by my friends, I've had a
lot of time to think about all of
this. And what I've come up with is
really simple: I came to this on my
terms. I didn't just heed what I was
taught, you know? Men and women
should be together, it's the natural
way - that kind of thing. I'm not
with you because of what family,
society, life tried to instill in me
from day one. The way the world is -
how seldom you meet that one person
who gets you... it's so rare. My
parents didn't really have it. There
was no example set for me in the world
of male/female relation ships. And to
cut oneself off from finding that
person - to immediately half your
options by eliminating the possibility
of finding that one person within your
own gender... that just seemed stupid.
So I didn't. And by leaving my
options open, I was branded 'gay',
which to me was no big deal - labels
are labels, you know? They define
what you do, not who you are, I guess.
But then you come along. You -
the one least likely; I mean, you were
a guy.

HOLDEN
Still am.

ALYSSA
And while I was falling for you, I put
a ceiling on that, because you were a
guy.
Until I remembered why I opened the
door to women in the first place - to
not limit the likelihood of finding
that one person who'd compliment me so
completely. And so here we are, I was
thorough when I looked for you, and I
feel justified lying in your arms -
because I got here on my terms, and
have no question that there was
someplace I didn't look. And that
makes all the difference.

HOLDEN
(beat)
shiat.

ALYSSA
What?

HOLDEN
Well, you took the luster our of it.

ALYSSA
What luster?

HOLDEN
(joking - in case you didn't
get it)
Of how I brought you back from the
other side. How all you needed was
the right man to turn you around.

ALYSSA
You're not the right man.
(kisses him)
You're just the one.

She snuggles into him and closes her eyes. Holden stares
at the ceiling.

HOLDEN
Can I at least cell people that all
you needed was some serious deep-
dicking?

She hits him with her pillow.
 
bhcompy
2011-10-27 12:57:09 PM
RedEmily: Mugato: The only cure for lesbianism...DEEP DICKING. But only for the hot, confused ones.

Women who are lesbians don't care about DEEP DICKING.

So why do they use strapons?
 
Tricky Chicken
2011-10-27 12:57:14 PM
I thought the cure was Rosie O'Donnell?
 
Tom Paulin
2011-10-27 12:57:32 PM
Maybe it's just me, but there's a good bit of innuendo in that article:

'A lot got it in their mouth, down their throat....'

And then later on..

'I was treating her in a utility closet,' Mr Grodt told the Daily News.

Yeah, I'm sure you were 'treating' her in a utility closet.
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-10-27 12:57:37 PM
stevetherobot: C'mon! One squirt and you're south of the border!

/seemed appropriate

mmmm......incapacitating.....
 
kid_icarus [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:58:06 PM
freewill: She wasn't a real lesbian. She was just a college lesbian. It's different.

This. I know several real lesbians, and I can guarantee you that you'll never, ever find them making out with a guy. In fact, I don't think you could even imagine what that would look like (think: Rosie O'Donnell). This girl is a gay-till-graduation lesbian. Check back with her in 10 years, and I guarantee she'll have married and punched 2.5 kids out of her womb, laughing with her fellow PTA moms about her "wild days" in college when she went through a lesbian phase.
 
hicksfa2
2011-10-27 12:58:47 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: FYI both cases were females who were kidding around and thought the "safety" was on.

"Kidding around with the safety on."


So that's what you kids are calling rape these days. Interesting.
 
numbone
2011-10-27 12:58:50 PM
I didn't see her face and so maybe she had a look that says she needed to be punched. Having said that a quick left jab to the midsection then right uppercut would have been her best defense against an over-hand right.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-10-27 12:59:37 PM
Maybe it's time for these OWS weenies to start fighting fire with fire.

Peaceful protest has gotten them nowhere. When you have exhausted all other means, violence is the answer that always remains.
 
Hermione_Granger
2011-10-27 12:59:45 PM
ThisNameSux: These protests are a big waste of time unless the protesters are willing to get violent. At every one of these events across the country, there are 50 protesters for every police officer. Take the gloves off and start kicking ass or go the fark home.

I don't think Ghandi would agree with you.
 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick
2011-10-27 01:00:05 PM
Tom Paulin: Maybe it's just me, but there's a good bit of innuendo in that article:

'A lot got it in their mouth, down their throat....'

And then later on..

'I was treating her in a utility closet,' Mr Grodt told the Daily News.

Yeah, I'm sure you were 'treating' her in a utility closet.

I'll tell you this, while I'm not completely understanding the motives of the OWS movement, Bobby is a great kid with a heart of gold.
 
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