The apple doesnt fall far from the tree, does it?

So can we just put a bullet in both of them jeez jumping into a tree to escape cops WTF

Huh. Someone that once made a living writing about attention whores doesn't like it when an attention whore tries to out attention whore her.

Who woulda thunk it?

At times like this I can't but feel a little sorry for Lindsay - she really has not stood much of a chance to be anything close to normal. The crazy is sooooo strong in this family, I am beginning to believe that she is the smartest one of the bunch :(

so...whats Playboy going to offer him to pose naked?

/just threw up in my mouth a little...

Apos: Diogenes: namatad: is the GF hawt?
would we hit it ?

I don't know. But I think this:

"...girlfriend Kate Major, a former tabloid reporter..."

...is just so farking poetically delicious.

It's like an arsonist dating a fire chief.

Or a serial killer married to a homicide detective.

Next week, on Dexter...

Aww, that Lindsay - she's such a mess! I wonder where she gets it?

Stop posting stories that make me have some small amount of sympathy for Lindsay Lohan.
My parents werent perfect when I was growing up but they never pulled any shiat like this.

styckx: Kate Major looks like a bloated Britney Spears (new window)

Dear god. That picture could gag a maggot. Hat backward, big ass-gold chain, tiny and groady tank top and retarded tattoo, AND a peace sign, all on a guy who is ways beyond old enough to know better. What a f*cking douchebag.

dothemath: Stop posting stories that make me have some small amount of sympathy for Lindsay Lohan.
My parents werent perfect when I was growing up but they never pulled any shiat like this.

Did they pull shiat like this after you grew up?
Would we even know about this story if it wasn't somehow related to a celebrity in the news today?

ddam: dothemath: Stop posting stories that make me have some small amount of sympathy for Lindsay Lohan.
My parents werent perfect when I was growing up but they never pulled any shiat like this.

Did they pull shiat like this after you grew up?
Would we even know about this story if it wasn't somehow related to a celebrity in the news today?

Im pretty sure my mom used to smoke pot and my dad was almost arrested once for tampering with his electric meter but thats about it.

Some kids never have a chance.

revolving door of justice...

Kate Major is previously known for farking John Gosselin.

I can't laugh anymore.
I'm just sad for her.

She had it all but, man. Her mom's a whore, her dad is like some tv stereotype like Carla's ex-husband from Cheers and now she's posing for Playboy after being arrested for breaking into her own house with her idiot friends and stealing because it's "You know, ok.".
She'll do some "R" movies from now on, get a Showgirls type thing going unless you count "I know who killed me", disappear for about 5 years and then show up on TMZ as "Do you remember Lyndsay Lohan? Well she was found dead in her house of 'mysterious causes'."

Probably time to shift my Death pool around a bit for next year.

Lohan's on-again, off-again girlfriend, Kate Major, a former tabloid reporter,

This is farking pathetic. This woman knows all about his history if she's a tabloid reporter, and I think she's been with him for a while.

He's probably mad because Lindsay won't talk to him anymore, and no one will listen to his 'insider information' about what's wrong with her. SHE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD.

cryinoutloud: Lohan's on-again, off-again girlfriend, Kate Major, a former tabloid reporter,

This is farking pathetic. This woman knows all about his history if she's a tabloid reporter, and I think she's been with him for a while.

He's probably mad because Lindsay won't talk to him anymore, and no one will listen to his 'insider information' about what's wrong with her. SHE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD.

Watch the last season of "Celebrity Rehab". It will explain alot.

dothemath: Stop posting stories that make me have some small amount of sympathy for Lindsay Lohan.
My parents werent perfect when I was growing up but they never pulled any shiat like this.

They act like the worst of the worst trailer trash...unfortunately, because of the fact that they are "famous", we just have to see it all the time. When Billy Bob gets pissed at Amber at the park and beats her up because she won't give him a blow job, we fortunately do not have to read about it...

Wild Eyed and Wicked: When Billy Bob gets pissed at Amber at the park and beats her up because she won't give him a blow job, we fortunately do not have to read about it...

I live in rural KY...I could do some reporting on that if you like.

Grouchy Old Bear: Watch the last season of "Celebrity Rehab". It will explain alot.

I don't even own a TV that shows that channel!

Plus that show, from what I've heard, is a joke and an insult to real rehab.

23FPB23: Wild Eyed and Wicked: When Billy Bob gets pissed at Amber at the park and beats her up because she won't give him a blow job, we fortunately do not have to read about it...

I live in rural KY...I could do some reporting on that if you like.

Unfortunately, so do I...that is how I am so familiar with the antics of the trailer trash population...

And I thought the Jackson family was farked... Wow.

Wild Eyed and Wicked: 23FPB23: Wild Eyed and Wicked: When Billy Bob gets pissed at Amber at the park and beats her up because she won't give him a blow job, we fortunately do not have to read about it...

I live in rural KY...I could do some reporting on that if you like.

Unfortunately, so do I...that is how I am so familiar with the antics of the trailer trash population...

Glasgow here....you?

danny_kay: Grouchy Old Bear: Watch the last season of "Celebrity Rehab". It will explain alot.

No.

My roomate loves that show. When I would go through the living room and he wwas on he was always yelling and he was always sweating. He shoulda died from dehydration

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: At this point, he should just enter and exit jail as he pleases, just like Otis from The Andy Griffith Show.

"I'm here for my Tuesday night domestic assault detention, make sure I'm up for my 9 AM arraignment!", in his case...

It seems like every time Lindsay Lohan is in the news her father does something crazy to get in the news, too.

It couldn't possibly be intentional.