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(Bloomberg) Spiffy BASF: We don't make the stocks you buy, we make them profitable   (bloomberg.com) divider line 4
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2011-10-27 12:52:20 PM
Spiffy? The article I read said "The global economy is farked. We're going to cut costs by 1 billion euros. That means you, Heinz. Turn in your badge on the way out. Hopefully, this will spare our stockholders even more anguish than we've already put them through this year. Heinz, I thought I told you to get the fark out."
 
2011-10-27 01:19:17 PM
So this means that flush with new wealth, they are going to start creating thousands upon thousands of new jobs for people, right?
 
2011-10-27 02:13:56 PM
They made decent quality tapes too.
 
2011-10-27 02:34:20 PM
Let me tell you something. When you see companies running advertisements that don't sell a product, watch the fark out. That means they're off doing some suspicious, heinous shiat somewhere in the world. Whaling, or clubbing seals, turing the polar ice caps into gold via alchemy, farking SOMETHING is going on.

Just sayin'.
 
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