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(Daily Mail) Dumbass Good: Booze. Bad: Pub brawl. Good: Ambulance. Bad: Nicotine withdrawal. Good: Stop for a smoke break. Bad: Stagger drunkenly into traffic   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 19
More: Dumbass, rape victims, criminal procedure, Cornwall County Constabulary, ambulance service, ambulances  
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AbbeySomeone
2011-10-27 07:36:34 AM
Smoking can be harmful to your health.
 
serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:22:39 AM
What about the potassium benzoate?
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:43:46 AM
juses.....farking....crust.

I'm pretty sure this isn't in the protocols, and it's not a med control option either.
head injury symptoms indicate head injury.
get a cop and/or a restraint order.
 
xiaodown [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 09:45:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2h1gJcsHU
 
Salmon
2011-10-27 12:29:39 PM
precisely why I quit smoking.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-10-27 12:30:03 PM
serial_crusher: What about the potassium benzoate?

That's bad.
 
Tranquil Hegemony
2011-10-27 12:30:48 PM
Can I go now?
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-27 12:32:57 PM
Good job securing the patient, limeys!
 
MythDragon
2011-10-27 12:37:15 PM
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Bad: Potassium Benzoate
 
liam76
2011-10-27 12:37:21 PM
The 41-year-old man who attacked Mr Hamilton has been cautioned for assault but no further action will be taken against him.

I probably read too much daily fail, but I get the feeling if I randomly knock soeone out in th eUK I will get a slap on the wrist, however if I attack someone who breaks into my house I will face the full force of the law.
 
free_waffles
2011-10-27 12:43:32 PM
liam76: The 41-year-old man who attacked Mr Hamilton has been cautioned for assault but no further action will be taken against him.

I probably read too much daily fail, but I get the feeling if I randomly knock soeone out in th eUK I will get a slap on the wrist, however if I attack someone who breaks into my house I will face the full force of the law.


Well, naturally, hospitality is of the utmost concern. Zeus would approve.
 
zulius
2011-10-27 12:48:20 PM
I can't animaniacs to this...
 
proteus_b
2011-10-27 12:49:13 PM
well now noone's going to get cigarette breaks on the way to the hospital... someone's always got to spoil all the fun...

/seriously, can't believe an ambulance stopped to let him out to smoke... i guess he wasn't strapped down very well in the first place and started going apeshiat... tough call for them...
 
cast55
2011-10-27 01:05:52 PM
Paramedic fail.
 
kokomo61
2011-10-27 01:46:59 PM
xiaodown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2h1gJcsHU

Hee Haw doesn't get enough respect.
 
JPINFV
2011-10-27 03:10:10 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
eire_irie [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 03:38:19 PM
Last updated at 11:45 AM on 29th July 2010

/Off trawling for old stories to get green lights
 
Salty8482
2011-10-27 04:03:47 PM
Where's the free frogurt?!?!
 
dbirchall [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 05:35:49 PM
cretinbob: I'm pretty sure this isn't in the protocols, and it's not a med control option either.
head injury symptoms indicate head injury.

proteus_b: i guess he wasn't strapped down very well in the first place

These. I'm a lowly EMR (the 40-hour training, formerly First Responder) but on my watch, if it looks like somebody has a head injury, they're getting a C-spine collar and a backboard, strapped down securely, then all that is getting strapped down securely again to the gurney, and they're not going anywhere 'til I hand them off to somebody at least as qualified than me.

My only guess is that the guy was unconscious and had clearly been drinking, so they put him in some kind of rescue position in case he barfed so he wouldn't aspirate. But that's a tricky call here.
 
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