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(Bangor Daily News) Dumbass Man repeatedly calls 911 from down the street from his house, claiming to be lost and demanding a ride. Cops are happy to oblige   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 11
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Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:31:25 PM
That's impressive. I don't think I've ever been that drunk.
 
gregory311
2011-10-27 12:36:14 PM
After reviewing his mugshot, I believe the article should have referred to him as 'local informant.'

/hard to believe he was witness to a murder
 
the opposite of charity is justice
2011-10-27 12:38:57 PM
Finlayson was an eyewitness to the shooting of John "Bobby" Surles, 19, on Jan. 27, 2010, and testified at the March 2011 trial of Zachary Carr, 20, who was convicted of murder. Surles was shot on Cumberland Street and died at the hospital the following day. Carr will be sentenced in December.

I'm left wondering not only how is this relevant to the drunk 911-dialing story but if its even appropriate to be discussing at that.

I can just see some future headline about me - "Local man seen yelling at clouds. Also, he knocked up his underage girlfriend in '91 and browbeat her into getting an abortion". Heck, put that in my obituary.
 
Teaser
2011-10-27 12:47:34 PM

And a link on that page shows just how low David Crosby has sunk.

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tonguedepressor
2011-10-27 01:02:24 PM
If they were happy to oblige why'd it take more than one call?
 
Krikkitbot [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 01:03:01 PM
Back in the old days...

When I was a kid, I remember 2 distinct occasions on which the cops brought my dad home because he was too drunk to drive.

/ No arrests
/ / Soliduses
/ // Solidusi?
 
jmsvrsn
2011-10-27 01:04:49 PM
James Finlayson? Surprised he wasn't calling to report an assault.
www.looserthanloose.com
 
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman
2011-10-27 01:06:15 PM
the opposite of charity is justice: Finlayson was an eyewitness to the shooting of John "Bobby" Surles, 19, on Jan. 27, 2010, and testified at the March 2011 trial of Zachary Carr, 20, who was convicted of murder. Surles was shot on Cumberland Street and died at the hospital the following day. Carr will be sentenced in December.

I'm left wondering not only how is this relevant to the drunk 911-dialing story but if its even appropriate to be discussing at that.

I can just see some future headline about me - "Local man seen yelling at clouds. Also, he knocked up his underage girlfriend in '91 and browbeat her into getting an abortion". Heck, put that in my obituary.

I guess the point was that people may have recognized him from other relatively recent local news because he was a key witness in a local murder case, so it was confirming that it was the same person, and not someone else with the same name.
 
allthesametome
2011-10-27 01:30:03 PM
Good God, what is subby's first language?
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-10-27 02:16:22 PM
Well, jmsvrsn beat me to it, but anyway:

"I can't find my farkin' way home!"

images.wikia.com
 
bruce4bruce
2011-10-27 07:02:14 PM
This weekend I was given a ride back to my hotel after getting smashed in a strange town ... i was lost the cop pulled over asked what I was doing I told him and he told me to hop in ... he was a nice guy.
 
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