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Cythraul

2011-10-27 09:06:27 AM

Looks like I need to learn French!

Rien de tel qu'un gros pénis.

antidisestablishmentarianism

2011-10-27 09:13:21 AM

The French are just trying to make a point, the reason they are big pussies is they are big dicks and you can't have one without the other.

This same study comes out every year. Usually they say the Germans have the smallest wangs too.

TenJed_77

2011-10-27 09:24:30 AM

Cythraul: Looks like I need to learn French!

Rien de tel qu'un gros pénis.

You did notice that this "study" was done by the French?
/also 14.5cm is less than 6 inches

dittybopper

2011-10-27 09:25:05 AM

Explain to subby we care little about toying with colonial militia because we have little to fear from the French. They have not the nature for war. Their Latinate voluptuousness combines with their Gallic laziness and the result is: they would rather make love with their faces than fight.

Cythraul

2011-10-27 09:26:03 AM

TenJed_77: Cythraul: Looks like I need to learn French!

Rien de tel qu'un gros pénis.

You did notice that this "study" was done by the French?
/also 14.5cm is less than 6 inches

Don't ruin it for me.

Slaxl

2011-10-27 09:29:55 AM

lol that's brilliant.

"French people have the biggest penis size in Europe... says a Frenchman".

Great picture too.

ballchain

2011-10-27 09:47:02 AM

Must be all the whine.

moistD

2011-10-27 09:51:06 AM

TenJed_77: Cythraul: Looks like I need to learn French!

Rien de tel qu'un gros pénis.

You did notice that this "study" was done by the French?
/also 14.5cm is less than 6 inches

I was going to say, that doesn't seem accurate. But maybe I just thought the average would be larger

h0lmesdaddy

2011-10-27 09:51:14 AM

If 6in is big in Europe, then I have a future in porn there. Also most studies done outside of France say Italian sausage reins supreme.

In other news all backing data has been lost, and no sources cited, nothing to see here citoyen.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

2011-10-27 09:52:18 AM

Well, it's good to know that I'm bigger than the average Frenchman.

Gergesa

2011-10-27 09:53:16 AM

Without wanting to be mischaracterized as boastful, that article makes me glad I'm not french.

ballchain

2011-10-27 09:54:54 AM

LOL @ 12.8-14cm (5.0"-5.5") is "the largest penises in Europe."j

Poor, poor bastards.

Cythraul

2011-10-27 09:56:17 AM

I predict every male in this thread will have a large penis.

dittybopper

2011-10-27 10:00:45 AM

Cythraul: I predict every male in this thread will have a large penis.

I don't.

Gergesa

2011-10-27 10:07:49 AM

Cythraul: I predict every male in this thread will have a large penis.

I think it is more an issue of them not having a large one. I never really thought of myself as large. I thought that was average. Either I am larger than average or they are smaller than average.

LasersHurt

2011-10-27 10:15:46 AM

Gergesa: Cythraul: I predict every male in this thread will have a large penis.

I think it is more an issue of them not having a large one. I never really thought of myself as large. I thought that was average. Either I am larger than average or they are smaller than average.

I saw some charts recently, but for the life of me can't find them again, but the American average is bigger than the French average. Also Belgians are packing heat.

Tax Boy

2011-10-27 10:31:52 AM

But does "length" and "girth" include the layers of dirt and other nasties encrusted thereon from bathing only occasionally, like filthy Frenchmen do?

1000 Ways to Dye

2011-10-27 10:39:27 AM

How do I make my penis that big?

//Fold it in half.

Rapmaster2000

2011-10-27 10:50:12 AM

There's a script on that page that beats the hell out of Chrome.

1000 Ways to Dye

2011-10-27 10:55:54 AM

I find it interesting that the French Medical Authority felt the need to release this study because French men felt so insecure.
Is bad penis enlargement surgery currently an epidemic in France?

watson.t.hamster

2011-10-27 10:56:01 AM

Their research concludes that the average length of an unaroused penis is between 9 and 9.5cm, a number that swells to 12.8 and 14.cm when erect.

So 5-5.5 inches?

This is why the French invented and eagerly adopted the metric system. It sounds a lot more impressive in centimeters.

Perhaps France doesn't have to worry, however, as a number of surveys have concluded French men on average also have the largest penises in Europe. Huffinton Post

If it was conducted by anything other than direct physical examination that proves that A) french men are more prone to lying than other European males and B) if 5.5 is their exaggerated size . . . . wow, sorry french ladies.

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick

2011-10-27 11:00:12 AM

Grower not a show-er.

trey101

2011-10-27 11:12:50 AM

i would not go around telling everyone i had a bid dick if it only measured 14cm = 5.5 inches.... God i'm glad i'm an american and dont suffer the french fry syndrome.

sotua

2011-10-27 11:15:21 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Grower not a show-er.

Well, the french at least are very proficient in the "no shower" dept.

/has french coworkers.
//soap, guys. Not a novelty!

trey101

2011-10-27 11:15:45 AM

watson.t.hamster: Their research concludes that the average length of an unaroused penis is between 9 and 9.5cm, a number that swells to 12.8 and 14.cm when erect.

So 5-5.5 inches?

This is why the French invented and eagerly adopted the metric system. It sounds a lot more impressive in centimeters.

Perhaps France doesn't have to worry, however, as a number of surveys have concluded French men on average also have the largest penises in Europe. Huffinton Post

If it was conducted by anything other than direct physical examination that proves that A) french men are more prone to lying than other European males and B) if 5.5 is their exaggerated size . . . . wow, sorry french ladies.

watson.t.hamster: Their research concludes that the average length of an unaroused penis is between 9 and 9.5cm, a number that swells to 12.8 and 14.cm when erect.

So 5-5.5 inches?

This is why the French invented and eagerly adopted the metric system. It sounds a lot more impressive in centimeters.

Perhaps France doesn't have to worry, however, as a number of surveys have concluded French men on average also have the largest penises in Europe. Huffinton Post

If it was conducted by anything other than direct physical examination that proves that A) french men are more prone to lying than other European males and B) if 5.5 is their exaggerated size . . . . wow, sorry french ladies.

watson.t.hamster: Their research concludes that the average length of an unaroused penis is between 9 and 9.5cm, a number that swells to 12.8 and 14.cm when erect.

So 5-5.5 inches?

This is why the French invented and eagerly adopted the metric system. It sounds a lot more impressive in centimeters.

Perhaps France doesn't have to worry, however, as a number of surveys have concluded French men on average also have the largest penises in Europe. Huffinton Post

If it was conducted by anything other than direct physical examination that proves that A) french men are more prone to lying than other European males and B) if 5.5 is their exaggerated size . . . . wow, sorry french ladies.

that is why our American troops were so well received by the french women following WW2... they had never known they came in larger sizes. no wonder Europe biatches about america.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

2011-10-27 11:18:35 AM

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

redonkulon

2011-10-27 11:22:03 AM

redonkulous

Yaxe

2011-10-27 11:43:26 AM

We're number 1!, We're number 1!

Fano

2011-10-27 11:53:07 AM

How do you know a Frenchman has been in your backyard?

Your trashcans are all knocked over and your dog is knocked up!

traylor

2011-10-27 12:01:48 PM

Hungary is out of Europe now?

/Link and Link (new window)

royone

2011-10-27 01:50:30 PM

FTFA:
It may not be seminal research, however the Parisian National Academy Of Surgery (l'Academie nationale de chirurgie) is keen to fill the scholarly gap in order to prevent men from having unnecessary penis-enlargement surgery, a procedure which is reportedly on the rise.

I see what you did there...and there...and there.

cyberspacedout

2011-10-27 04:51:14 PM

Nah, that can't be right. Earlier this year, there were global surveys of both breast sizes and penis sizes (google it for maps of each). France's tits averaged a C cup, and the penis sizes averaged 16.01 cm - but Hungary came in at 16.51, and Scandanavians have D+ cups. The French just don't want to believe their Eiffel Tower isn't the biggest erection out there.

Pumpernickel bread

2011-10-27 05:59:29 PM

Made up study. They just reported numbers they know to be significantly below average to make joe average feel good about what he is packing. I think the actual average across races is 6".

Bagelox-99

2011-10-27 06:25:13 PM

ftfa: "The feeling of having an insufficiently large penis can be a source of anxiety and psychological suffering for a man"

www.blogcdn.com

pissnmoan

2011-10-27 06:31:52 PM

Painless Pole Waldowski takes issue with French research findings.

brantgoose

2011-10-27 08:18:45 PM

The median US penis is 5.5 inches, average 6.0. I did the math and 14 cm is 5.7, so there's only a fifth of an inch difference between French and American penises (although a lot more Americans are black or Asian--the European Americans are probably very similar to their European cousins). Mind you would have to take some account of the size of the men in question: Americans used to be much taller on average than Europeans but the median is now 5 foot 9 inches (average about 5 foot 10). The Dutch are easily taller than Americans where they were once much shorter. French men are traditionally shorter than Americans (but not so much any more).

A Norwegian author published an atlas of photographs of Norwegian penises* (about 80-100, IIRC) to reassure men what the normal range is in terms of size and shape, etc. The penis size and girth fetishes are pretty much universal concerns, especially in China which apparently has the smallest penises. Sudan, in East Africa, has the largest penises. Black American penises are average which means they might be slightly above median.

*I can't tell you more as I don't read Norwegian.

One standard deviation in penis size is one half inch. Three standard deviations on either side of median account for about two thirds or more of the population. A lot of the guys who claim 7, 8, 9, 10 inches are lying. Anybody who claims 14 is demented.

According to an article I just found, the penis atlas has been sold to Dakota Editions in France, so evidently the French are interested in Norwegian penises as well as their own.

http://www.dinamoforlag.no/?struct=34&join=314

Tax Boy

2011-10-27 09:40:42 PM

/fark, you're slacking.

Tainted1

2011-10-27 10:39:35 PM

So that's why all the hot French girls in Paris are all dating Moroccan guys.

This Face Left Blank

2011-10-28 04:33:50 AM

Even if 14.5 cm were big, the life-support system for it would be French, so, you know, there's that.

poot_rootbeer

2011-10-28 09:27:53 PM

brantgoose: Three standard deviations on either side of median account for about two thirds or more of the population.

Hah?

The Three-Sigma Rule posits that for a normal distribution, about two thirds of the population will be within ONE standard deviation of the mean (not median); three could be expected to cover about 99.7%.

Thus, with your numbers, there are only about 2 adult males out of 1000 who legitimately measure over 7.5". And one guy under 4.5". Poor fella.

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