gwydion56: Can't really judge this man without pics of the woman in question.

We need pics of them both. We already know that he is somehow flawed.

Ha ha, sexual assault is so funny! Because it's a man and we all know men want sex all the time and they don't care who it's with! Men are just big walking hard ons!

Sigh.

A 38-year-old Manitowoc woman was sentenced Friday

Well that's why he didn't fark her. Nothing to do with being gay.

She's from Wisconsin. 38 is like 54 in Wisconsin years.

Does $1600 cover the cost of a new transmission?

Manitowoc women need love too, but they gotta pay!

Kasira: Ha ha, sexual assault is so funny! Because it's a man and we all know men want sex all the time and they don't care who it's with! Men are just big walking hard ons!

Sigh.

In addition, the size of the settlement appears to ignore any sexual assault claims, and rather seeks to reimburse the damage she did to his transmission.

Further, the article pins her with "misdemeanor fourth-degree sexual assault". What are the odds of a man getting the same lesser charge, with the roles reversed.

Lets get a look at this bruiser.

It only costs $1600 to rape someone?

WELL THEN.

He had problems with a tranny? No wonder he sued.

Pamela L. Hammersley was hammered? Say it ain't so!

blondski: Does $1600 cover the cost of a new transmission?

Depends on the car..... likely that was restitution based on a repair quote.

On of the few times this pic is quite apt.

Her actions ruined his transmission and alignment, he told police.

That's a euphemism I hadn't heard before.

WE NEED PICS!!!!!

Seriously

well she seems pretty blurry IRL.

Kasira: Ha ha, sexual assault is so funny! Because it's a man and we all know men want sex all the time and they don't care who it's with! Men are just big walking hard ons!

Sigh.

this....is.....fark

Without pics, I'm assuming that this is like that story from a few months back, where the guy called the cops because he got a massage and a happy ending.

But, I'm guessing that there's a probably a good reason other than the goodness of his sober heart. She must be a real she-beast.

I think she's my ex.

She might have been a Candarian demon.

olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.
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Funnily enough, that's probably about how everything looked to her at the time.

I learned a term yesterday, and it may be applicable to this woman, that is about as descriptive as these terms get:
Swamp Donkey.

/Don't GIS

4th degree? I didn't know sexual assault went down that far. HA HA GET IT??

olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.
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Is she Big Nose or the other one?

you have pee hands: olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.
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Is she Big Nose or the other one?

from what i can tell, the one on the right I think

you have pee hands: olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.
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Is she Big Nose or the other one?

Does it matter?

Good for him, alcohol affected her decision-making processes, so it would have been wrong of him to take advantage of her (even though she claimed she wanted him).

She coulda sued his ayse off later.

Plus, maybe she was fugly and stank like a tuna melt.

Yaxe: But, I'm guessing that there's a probably a good reason other than the goodness of his sober heart. She must be a real she-beast.

How about this: she was obnoxiously drunk and he didn't want to have sex with a slobbering idiot that might very well accuse HIM of rape? I mean, how sexy could she have been if she was of a mind to throw the transmission in "R" while moving?

Just like an "8" can drop to a "4" just by opening her shrill, harpy mouth, one can do it by being a drunken mess. Drink spilling, blathering, sloppy: not sexy, especially when the guy is sober.

Because if the roles were reversed, we all be laughing too...

/Seriously, if he would ended having sex with her, she could press charges for rape...

Just like an "8" can drop to a "4" just by opening her shrill, harpy mouth, one can do it by being a drunken mess. Drink spilling, blathering, sloppy: not sexy, especially when the guy is sober.

This. Reference my ex comment above.

max_pooper: you have pee hands: olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.
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Is she Big Nose or the other one?

Does it matter?

She's the one in the denim jacket. Definitely the lesser of the two, as reliably as one can judge from that single, out-of-focus shot.

factoryconnection: How about this: she was obnoxiously drunk and he didn't want to have sex with a slobbering idiot that might very well accuse HIM of rape? I mean, how sexy could she have been if she was of a mind to throw the transmission in "R" while moving?

Been there, done that. Drunk woman hitting on me, but when she was sober wouldn't give me the time of day. Not worth the risk of rape accusations. Especially since she got my name wrong.

olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.

This photo has been electronically beer-goggled for your protection.

Kasira: Ha ha, sexual assault is so funny! Because it's a man and we all know men want sex all the time and they don't care who it's with! Men are just big walking hard ons!

Sigh.

I must not be a man then since I have turned down sex many times with women I wasn't attracted to or women who liked to have sex with many men without any connection.

I'm not a violent man by nature, but anyone who grabs the wheel while I'm driving had better have an excellent dental plan.

_/ITG

Some guys don't like a destroyed transmission and a cock covered in vomit, subby.

factoryconnection: max_pooper: you have pee hands: olapbill: well she seems pretty blurry IRL.
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Is she Big Nose or the other one?

Does it matter?

She's the one in the denim jacket. Definitely the lesser of the two, as reliably as one can judge from that single, out-of-focus shot.

Actually, the shot *IS* in focus. She is just so drunk that it blurs her actual image.

JLEM: Some guys don't like a destroyed transmission and a cock covered in vomit, subby.

Yes, but some do.

JLEM: Some guys don't like a destroyed transmission and a cock covered in vomit, subby.

gay guys maybe

JLEM: Some guys don't like a destroyed transmission and a cock covered in vomit, subby.

This article is kind of light on details.

Sounds like she tried to kiss him, and maybe grabbed his junk or something?

Why did this guy offer to drive this woman home anyway? If he had been a bit more aware of the situation, he could have taken steps to avoid it. He could have called a cab for her, or let her walk home, or possibly ditch her with her friends instead of willingly getting into a vehicle, alone, with a drunk woman that he barely knows. That's just asking for trouble, if you ask me.