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(Stuff.co.nz) Sad If the father of your unborn child crashes into a liquor store while trying to evade police, and runs off leaving you stuck in the car - you may have made some bad life choices   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 29
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2011-10-27 02:26:29 AM
Meh! She'll probably still go right back to him.

I'm surprised a Ford Falcon could outrun anything! Actually, I'm surprised any are still running.
 
2011-10-27 03:37:27 AM
Being New Zealand, I believe this is called "Tuesday".
 
2011-10-27 04:13:57 AM
It appears that he got away clean and they will never know who he is.
 
2011-10-27 04:15:25 AM
"We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter."

*dennil yoddles*
 
2011-10-27 04:49:01 AM
Rik01: Meh! She'll probably still go right back to him.

I'm surprised a Ford Falcon could outrun anything! Actually, I'm surprised any are still running.


What a Ford Falcon can look like in New Zealand:
i.imgur.com

But from the article I'd guess it's more along these lines:
i.imgur.com

/ Had a Ford Falcon
// It could go very fast
/// But only in a straight line
 
2011-10-27 04:55:21 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-10-27 05:28:32 AM
"father of your unborn child" (baby daddy),
"liquor store",
"evade police"


........er, I sense the presence of black people in this headline, am I right watson?


/DNRTFA
//Black too
 
2011-10-27 06:05:50 AM
"unborn child"? Did the anti-abortionists hijack our language and change it from "fetus"?
 
2011-10-27 06:07:34 AM
Khakimonkey: "father of your unborn child" (baby daddy),
"liquor store",
"evade police"


........er, I sense the presence of black people in this headline, am I right watson?


/DNRTFA
//Black too


Plenty of white trash in NZ to do stupid crap like this. Fords are the big car amongst our white trash folk. Hamilton is full of trash of all colours.

FYI, we have very very few 'black people'. Those we do have are generally actually from Africa and so related to your idea of 'black people' only by the colour of their skin and would probably be outraged to be mistaken for American.
 
2011-10-27 06:27:25 AM
If she'd have gotten off her lazy ass and brought home some booze he wouldn't have had to drive like that.
 
2011-10-27 06:53:43 AM
And it crashed in to a Diehattsoo Charade?
 
2011-10-27 07:19:30 AM
Rik01: Meh! She'll probably still go right back to him.

This, a thousand times over. I'm actually shocked she even admitted it was her boyfriend. Usually we get the answer "I don't know who he is! He was just some guy giving me a ride home!" Which is soon followed by "Can I use your cellphone to call a ride?"

/and just think, they've brought a child into this world
//Heaven help that kid
 
2011-10-27 07:23:16 AM
if_i_really_have_to: Khakimonkey: "father of your unborn child" (baby daddy),
"liquor store",
"evade police"


........er, I sense the presence of black people in this headline, am I right watson?


/DNRTFA
//Black too

Plenty of white trash in NZ to do stupid crap like this. Fords are the big car amongst our white trash folk. Hamilton is full of trash of all colours.

FYI, we have very very few 'black people'. Those we do have are generally actually from Africa and so related to your idea of 'black people' only by the colour of their skin and would probably be outraged to be mistaken for American.


mistaken for American? where the frick did that come from? good to see NZ has dooshbags too, eh mate.
 
2011-10-27 07:32:18 AM
KrispyKritter: if_i_really_have_to: Khakimonkey: "father of your unborn child" (baby daddy),
"liquor store",
"evade police"


........er, I sense the presence of black people in this headline, am I right watson?


/DNRTFA
//Black too

Plenty of white trash in NZ to do stupid crap like this. Fords are the big car amongst our white trash folk. Hamilton is full of trash of all colours.

FYI, we have very very few 'black people'. Those we do have are generally actually from Africa and so related to your idea of 'black people' only by the colour of their skin and would probably be outraged to be mistaken for American.

mistaken for American? where the frick did that come from? good to see NZ has dooshbags too, eh mate.


American blacks and Africans are very different in many respects. The outrage is understandable.
 
2011-10-27 07:35:33 AM
66dude: "unborn child"? Did the anti-abortionists hijack our language and change it from "fetus"?

Also the use of the word choice, referring to getting pregnant by the loser. Because that side believes you always have a choice about getting pregnant and therefore you don't need abortion to be an available choice.
 
2011-10-27 07:36:39 AM
Yep, she'll be waiting at the prison gates with open arms, when he is released.
 
2011-10-27 08:19:16 AM
AbbeySomeone: If she'd have gotten off her lazy ass and brought home some booze he wouldn't have had to drive like that.

www.filehurricane.com
 
2011-10-27 08:39:55 AM
Wanted for questioning:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-10-27 08:46:45 AM
Well it isn't Ozzie and Harriet..
 
2011-10-27 08:58:37 AM
JamesLi: Rik01: Meh! She'll probably still go right back to him.

This, a thousand times over. I'm actually shocked she even admitted it was her boyfriend. Usually we get the answer "I don't know who he is! He was just some guy giving me a ride home!" Which is soon followed by "Can I use your cellphone to call a ride?"

/and just think, they've brought a child into this world
//Heaven help that kid


As a foster parent, I have to deal with the effects of these poor life choices on a regular basis.
 
2011-10-27 09:11:32 AM
Balchinian: Wanted for questioning:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x234]


Unfortunately Ed's womb was a barren place, where his seed could find no purchase...
 
2011-10-27 09:12:34 AM
dittybopper: JamesLi: Rik01: Meh! She'll probably still go right back to him.

This, a thousand times over. I'm actually shocked she even admitted it was her boyfriend. Usually we get the answer "I don't know who he is! He was just some guy giving me a ride home!" Which is soon followed by "Can I use your cellphone to call a ride?"

/and just think, they've brought a child into this world
//Heaven help that kid

As a foster parent, I have to deal with the effects of these poor life choices on a regular basis.


That would be a challenge. Unfortunately some of them just have more once their kids are taken away.
 
2011-10-27 09:27:44 AM
I did a sales call one time to client. He had a huge hole in the side of his concrete building. Apparently some guy ran a roadblock in his jeep then while peeling through the neighborhood lost control and went through the side of the building. He was high centered so he ran and left his preggo wife behind, as well. More common than you might imagine.
 
2011-10-27 09:29:18 AM
AbbeySomeone: That would be a challenge. Unfortunately some of them just have more once their kids are taken away.

Not only that, they keep having them. And they fark up again, and the system takes the new ones away, over and over.
 
2011-10-27 10:30:24 AM
Rik01: Meh! She'll probably still go right back to him.

I'm surprised a Ford Falcon could outrun anything! Actually, I'm surprised any are still running.


www.imcdb.org
"Speed's just a question of money. How fast do you wanna go?"
 
2011-10-27 11:32:00 AM
No wonder the world is full of fools and tards. These ppl keep reproducing like rabbits.
 
2011-10-27 01:35:30 PM
Time to take a trip to Utah and put the kid up for adoption, (strict secrecy laws about adotion and weak baby daddy notification requirements)
 
2011-10-28 01:21:08 AM
KrispyKritter: mistaken for American? where the frick did that come from? good to see NZ has dooshbags too, eh mate.

Real Africans usually don't appreciate people assuming they're American, as if America is the only place with black people. Especially given that when people think about black Americans, they're usually thinking ghetto thug, not Obama.
 
2011-10-28 05:46:50 AM
X-Geek

I stand corrected!! I was thinking of the old 64 Ford Falcon with a single line 6, single barrel carb, power nothing and a top speed of 92.2 mph -- provided you had 10 or so miles to work up to it.
 
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