If her husband is against this she should dump him.

AbbeySomeone: If her husband is against this she should dump smother him.


/At least let the poor bastard die happy

antidisestablishmentarianism: unyon: AbbeySomeone: If her husband is against this she should dump him.

What if that's why he married her? Seems kinda unfair to lure him in with massive mammaries and then reneg.

Just think of all those poor bastards who married women who gave excellent head expecting to get that until death.


Marriage and death... are these not synonyms?

AbbeySomeone: If her husband is against this she should dump him.

As much as I love big boobs and would be sad if I had a GF who wanted to downsize such magnificent knockers, this statement makes me agree with you:

"For a start, I feel her breasts define her."

That's it. End of discussion. You are an utter douchebag and should not be allowed to touch another woman until you grow the fark up.

fickle floridian: "I stopped breast-feeding as I was worried they would suffocate my kids"
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"Mommy can you delete this from the Web before school starts on Monday?"


What happens on the web, STAYS on the web.

Forever.

Aar1012: Amos Quito: fickle floridian: "I stopped breast-feeding as I was worried they would suffocate my kids"
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"Mommy can you delete this from the Web before school starts on Monday?"


What happens on the web, STAYS on the web.

Forever.

What about that story about Senator [STORY REDACTED PER 12 USC §1818]


Heh! I've seen a few Fark threads meet the same fate.

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JanusofZeal: /perky > big

The truth.

Wtf, her breasts aren't even that big?

My wife isn't a porker like her and is carrying around a pair of 32G's. What's this womans problem?

She can get rid of a big boob by divorcing her husband.

Those tiny pimples on her chest? Attention whoring if you ask me....

slepygryhnd: fark this asshole.

I know my husband would be supportive of such a procedure, as it's been discussed, and he's not a perfect gem sometimes.

I see what you did there.

Agrees

TommyymmoT: I need a penis reduction, as it's really hurting my knees.
Especially when I'm in the shower, and it bangs against them.

I wanted to say essentially the same thing. How many of these women would feel the same way if a man wanted to lose an attractive feature. Or, hell, "Making all of this money is just so much stress. I think I'm going to do something simpler."

Yeah, that's what I thought. But, you know, carry on criminalizing the man for wanting to keep the gold plating on his trophy.

JanusofZeal: I wouldn't either. I bet it makes the housework a lot easier when all she has to do to sweep the floor is unhook the bra and let the saggy bastards hang loose.

/perky > big

What a world. "Doctors" who perform breast reductions should apologize publicly and resign their practices.

/heavy hangers > perky

Maybe it's different in places where they say "loos", but last I checked one did not need a spouses permission to undergo surgury.

Know a couple people who've had medically necessary reductions. If it's causing her physical pain, that sounds medically necessary. Dude needs to get ovet himself.

GDubDub: Maybe it's different in places where they say "loos", but last I checked one did not need a spouses permission to undergo surgury.

He's got some legal ground to object. Any surgery has risks involved, and it would not be in the kids' best interest if she died.

Surgery?

She needs to excercise. A stronger core would fix the back issues, and her chest would probably shrink a tad with a bit of excercise.

Otherwise, she'll just remove some chest fat, while still being fat fat. Without a chest to match.

perhaps if she did some abwork, her back would get more support and she wouldnt have to rob her husband of one of the few joys of his life. If you dont think breasts are important, lop them off BEFORE you get married and see how important they are.

/ call me an ass, but I stew quietly to myself when my wife cuts her HAIR too short. this would be a big deal. I would LIKE to think it wouldnt matter, but it would. Id get over it... after a while. unless I didnt. Is it worth him losing interest? cause theres a chance and its biological, not emotional. not his fault.
// did she vow to obey him when she married him? if so, is it okay for him to ignore the parts of HIS vows he starts to find troublesome? (the wife LOVES this logic, try it sometime!)
/// dont really try it. seriously, dont.

tereklusec: TommyymmoT: I need a penis reduction, as it's really hurting my knees.
Especially when I'm in the shower, and it bangs against them.

I wanted to say essentially the same thing. How many of these women would feel the same way if a man wanted to lose an attractive feature. Or, hell, "Making all of this money is just so much stress. I think I'm going to do something simpler."

Yeah, that's what I thought. But, you know, carry on criminalizing the man for wanting to keep the gold plating on his trophy.

not sure if trolling or just stupid

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slepygryhnd: fark this asshole.

I know my husband would be supportive of such a procedure, as it's been discussed, and he's not a perfect gem sometimes.

Say, did you notice I have EIP?

/

CitizenjaQ: Know a couple people who've had medically necessary reductions. If it's causing her physical pain, that sounds medically necessary. Dude needs to get ovet himself.

Freedom of choice, great. But half the time these reductions don't solve the problem they're supposed to solve (cervical spine issues, etc), and they often times cause secondary problems. Google "breast reduction ineffective" or "problems", etc. and read for hours.

Can I have 'em?

I sound fat: perhaps if she did some abwork, her back would get more support and she wouldnt have to rob her husband of one of the few joys of his life. If you dont think breasts are important, lop them off BEFORE you get married and see how important they are.

/ call me an ass, but I stew quietly to myself when my wife cuts her HAIR too short. this would be a big deal. I would LIKE to think it wouldnt matter, but it would. Id get over it... after a while. unless I didnt. Is it worth him losing interest? cause theres a chance and its biological, not emotional. not his fault.
// did she vow to obey him when she married him? if so, is it okay for him to ignore the parts of HIS vows he starts to find troublesome? (the wife LOVES this logic, try it sometime!)
/// dont really try it. seriously, dont.

Control freak or troll? Stupid ass either way.

The husband should quit his job.
If she doesn't provide the same service as when the marriage began (boobs) then why should he?

I sound fat: I stew quietly to myself when my wife cuts her HAIR too short

I'm fairly sure your wife will be supportive when you finally come out.

Sorry, I meant to say: bOObs