Was the dog Mike Tyson's?

Approves.

The lady shouldn't have been throwing headbutts.

MBK: Get your references right.

If a dog bites the ear off someone, or someone bites the ear off a dog, it is "World According to Garp" reference.

If a person rips/cuts/tears someone's ear off, it is a "Reservoir Dogs" reference.

came for this.


/ARP ARP

i found an ear in an alley once. led me into all kinds of farked up shiate but i did get to mess around with laura dern and punch the crap out of isabella rosselini so I got that going for me.

and fark pabst blue ribbon and heineken BOTH, nasty skunk town brews

West Philadelphia is a dangerous place, especially if you're incoherent and in the middle of a seizure. I remember one year I took a drive up to Philly with my family to go visit the Liberty Bell and all that other touristy crap that we love to do. The one thing I remember vividly was the stench as we drove into the city. You may say Pixar has impressive rendering farms, but Philadelphia has got them beat on smell alone. Anyway, we drove into the city and got totally lost. Thinking that maybe a college area would at least get me closer to someone who could point me in the right direction, we followed the signs to UPenn. We parked under some gingko trees in their fall foliage next to campus. We walked into the university and asked a security guard for some directions. Half an hour later, after wandering around UPenn taking pictures and being goofy tourists, we headed back out to the car. It was gone. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Stuck in the middle with you?



Boy...I always thought it was "Stuck in the middle with Jews."

I better rethink what I always thought the lyrics were to "That's what I like about Jews."



And please don't flame me.....all in good clean sick fun.

oh my god

AverageAmericanGuy: West Philadelphia is a dangerous place, especially if you're incoherent and in the middle of a seizure. I remember one year I took a drive up to Philly with my family to go visit the Liberty Bell and all that other touristy crap that we love to do. The one thing I remember vividly was the stench as we drove into the city. You may say Pixar has impressive rendering farms, but Philadelphia has got them beat on smell alone. Anyway, we drove into the city and got totally lost. Thinking that maybe a college area would at least get me closer to someone who could point me in the right direction, we followed the signs to UPenn. We parked under some gingko trees in their fall foliage next to campus. We walked into the university and asked a security guard for some directions. Half an hour later, after wandering around UPenn taking pictures and being goofy tourists, we headed back out to the car. It was gone. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Omahawg: i found an ear in an alley once. led me into all kinds of farked up shiate but i did get to mess around with laura dern and punch the crap out of isabella rosselini so I got that going for me.

and fark pabst blue ribbon and heineken BOTH, nasty skunk town brews

Laura Dern is delicious, and i would like to make sweet love to her down by the fire. PBR is a fine American brew; be nice. that little empty space between the top of the beer and the Cap in every bottle of Heineken? that's a massive headache ass blaster just waiting for you.

freetomato:
//Vick and his minions should be dipped in blood and experience the terror they facilitated, if only for a moment.

i was told Vick's hobby is commonplace in teh South, part of the culture. i thought i was going to puke when i heard that, and i hope it's a lie. also hope Vick suffers a terrible life-changing injury on the field too. lowlifescumbagpieceofshiatpussyarseholedooshbagcoward. shame on the dooshbags willing to give him pro sports glory / paycheck too. farking people should be ashamed of themselves; all the morals of a WashDC politician.

Please don't be a pit bull Please don't be a pit bull Please don't be a

crap.

pitties are nice

Oh look, another violent episode attributed to the Nicest Dogs Ever^TM

OK, what if this dog, seeing his beloved owner having a seizure on the floor, was attempting to drag her to the (human) vet? Huh?? What if he was just trying to get her to where she could be helped, and just grabbed her ear and started pulling and it just came off??? Is that his fault??

/Only half kidding - I can easily see where a human having a seizure would freak out a dog to the point that it might grab something and start pulling...

Yeah, I'm not sure this sounds like an attack. What dog would go for the EAR? Don't dogs instinctively go for the throat or the face?

i instinctively go for your mom

19 year old not a woman still a girl

I had part of my ear bitten off by a black lab when I was 13. Since she was having a seizure, I wonder if she was aware of it; lucky her if she wasn't.

What was weird for me was that the doctor didn't reattach the ear right away; instead, he put it underneath some skin behind my ear for a while, before removing it and using a skin graft from my hip to cover it. I don't remember why. I don't think it looks natural, but most people say they don't notice it until I point it out, so I guess there's that.

/Worst birthday party ever.
//CSB

hstein3: I had part of my ear bitten off by a black lab when I was 13. Since she was having a seizure, I wonder if she was aware of it; lucky her if she wasn't.

What was weird for me was that the doctor didn't reattach the ear right away; instead, he put it underneath some skin behind my ear for a while, before removing it and using a skin graft from my hip to cover it. I don't remember why. I don't think it looks natural, but most people say they don't notice it until I point it out, so I guess there's that.

/Worst birthday party ever.
//CSB

Cool Science Bro

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gon....ARRRRGH! MY FARKING EAR!"

MythDragon: [mimg.ugo.com image 288x216]
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gon....ARRRRGH! MY FARKING EAR!"

Why does Orange reveal himself to White in the end? I never got that. A few more seconds and he'd be saved.

CSB:

My wife got bit by my dog once. On the butt, about two inches away from the pucker! Still a nice big scar there that I make fun of her for. I still laugh about it! A dog got in our back yard and my dog decided to do what he does and defend the house. My wife, being blond, grabs the collar of the OTHER DOG and tries to insert herself between the dogs, resulting in a nice big hole where there shouldn't be one! Took a while to heal, which resulted in a lot of grins from me every time she sat down and a lot of her telling me to STFU when she saw it... I love my dog.

/they killed the other dog.
//Yes, it was a pit.
///No, it didn't hurt my wife when she grabbed it.
////Dogs are wonderful creatures. Humans are a-hats.

The Pit hate is crazy. It's the same deal with my tiger. I raised my tiger to be friendly and not aggressive, yet the instant he goes and eats my kid's ear everyone's ready to blame the cat. People, just because he can eat me, like a pit bull can, doesn't mean he's dangerous! My tiger loves people, licks them all the time, loves them so much he salivates at their sight! I mean it's ridiculous, for all we know maybe my tiger was trying to get my kid to move to safety in case there was a flood or something, hey, it could happen!

Wishing something is or isn't true is dangerous when people are being mauled/killed.

Oh look, a pit bull. What a surprise.

No no no! Pit Bulls are sweet adorable wittle puppies! No more dangerous than any other dog!

hstein3: I had part of my ear bitten off by a black lab when I was 13. Since she was having a seizure, I wonder if she was aware of it; lucky her if she wasn't.

What was weird for me was that the doctor didn't reattach the ear right away; instead, he put it underneath some skin behind my ear for a while, before removing it and using a skin graft from my hip to cover it. I don't remember why. I don't think it looks natural, but most people say they don't notice it until I point it out, so I guess there's that.

/Worst birthday party ever.
//CSB

They probably did it that way to ensure that the swelling/inflammation from the initial trauma went down before they attempted re-attachment. Probably worked out better for you in the end for that exact reason.

Doink_Boink: The Pit hate is crazy. It's the same deal with my tiger. I raised my tiger to be friendly and not aggressive, yet the instant he goes and eats my kid's ear everyone's ready to blame the cat. People, just because he can eat me, like a pit bull can, doesn't mean he's dangerous! My tiger loves people, licks them all the time, loves them so much he salivates at their sight! I mean it's ridiculous, for all we know maybe my tiger was trying to get my kid to move to safety in case there was a flood or something, hey, it could happen! Wishing something is or isn't true is dangerous when people are being mauled/killed.


Glad you are able to type again, Roy.