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(Some Football Fan) Fail Hot babe arrested for DUI while wearing slutty referee uniform punches out cop, poses for awesome mug shot   (badjocks.com) divider line 96
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2011-10-26 11:52:54 PM
She looks like a drunk Jeri Ryan.
 
2011-10-27 12:00:36 AM
"Hot babe "

I call foul.
 
2011-10-27 01:03:50 AM
Mugato: "Hot babe "

I call foul.


For 37 she is alright.
 
2011-10-27 01:55:16 AM
RexTalionis: She looks like a drunk Jeri Ryan.

After a nasty nanoprobe addiction, maybe.

If Fark has done one thing for me over the years, it's provided mug shots that make me feel amazing about how I look for my age. That's one rough 37.
 
2011-10-27 01:59:03 AM
antidisestablishmentarianism: Mugato: "Hot babe "

I call foul.

For 37 she is alright.


How many 37-year-old women have you actually seen?

criscodisco: That's one rough 37.
 
2011-10-27 02:36:28 AM
www.protias.com
 
2011-10-27 03:43:26 AM
If there's one thing that Fark has taught me, it's that any headline that contains the words "hot" and "mugshot" is ALWAYS a trap.
 
2011-10-27 04:53:38 AM
cdn.moxiebird.com
 
2011-10-27 04:54:59 AM
Sara Jessica Parker has really let herself go.
 
2011-10-27 04:56:02 AM
Mugato: I call foul.

She might clean up nicely - you can't tell from a mugshot.

That said: She has Michele Bachmann eyes.
 
2011-10-27 05:03:34 AM
I'm going to have nightmares with that face in it.
 
2011-10-27 05:04:05 AM
fusillade762: If there's one thing that Fark has taught me, it's that any headline that contains the words "hot" and "mugshot" is ALWAYS a trap.

www-scf.usc.edu
 
2011-10-27 05:04:18 AM
Mom?

/37?
//In a row?
 
2011-10-27 05:05:11 AM
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Could be worse.
 
2011-10-27 05:09:52 AM
Slutty but Cracky :(
 
2011-10-27 05:14:33 AM
antidisestablishmentarianism: Mugato: "Hot babe "

I call foul.

For 37 she is alright.


This, she was plastered and in a fight. I'll bet she'll clean up nice.
 
2011-10-27 05:15:08 AM
Not terrible, but the example picture certainly makes up for it.
 
2011-10-27 05:19:20 AM
www.coachhousegifts.com


Pirates i love Pirates
 
2011-10-27 05:19:56 AM
Not hot, at least not in that mug shot.
 
2011-10-27 05:22:16 AM
The cops had her take a breath test and found out that her BAC was .17% (more than twice the legal limit) which qualifiers her as a Super Drunk Driver, according to a new Michigan law.

The lesson here: don't blow. Well, don't blow anyway, but especially don't blow if you think you're double the legal limit.

In my state if you're convicted of a DUI and you refuse to blow when you're pulled over again sometime in the next 20 years, you automatically get a DUI. Actually, no, you're automatically charged with "refusal with prior DUI," which carries the same penalties as a regular DUI. I asked a lawyer: "but even if you have a prior, if you think you'll get a super DUI if you blow, wouldn't it still make sense not to blow and just get the automatic 'refusal with prior' than risk getting the super with all the increased penalties?" His answer was that he couldn't really answer my question, because by advising a client not to blow, he would be advising them to commit a crime (which lawyers apparently aren't allowed to do): the crime of "refusal with prior DUI." Whee!
 
2011-10-27 05:24:16 AM
SUBBY YOU LIE!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 05:24:22 AM
"I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?"

― Margaret Cho

\Fun Fact: Super Drunkenness is a hiring qualification for major league referees.
 
2011-10-27 05:25:17 AM
antidisestablishmentarianism: For 37 she is alright.

Trolling?

Here is a half-decent picture of Julianne Moore at 50:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Here is 43 year old Patsy Kensit:

www.bbc.co.uk

Here is 37 "Tisha Conklin",apparently....

badjocks.com

/I am 37 (and a man) and I don't know a single girl my ages who looks as bad as that.
 
2011-10-27 05:28:48 AM
So when did we start elevating mug shot cameras so we could look down the tops of the female arrestees?
 
2011-10-27 05:29:00 AM
We really need to get over this "hot babe" meme.

Truth in advertising: how does that work again?
 
2011-10-27 05:32:04 AM
Did subby say hot? I beg to differ.
 
2011-10-27 05:33:00 AM
Pert: antidisestablishmentarianism:

/I am 37 (and a man) and I don't know a single girl my ages who looks as bad as that.


But married ones are another thing entirely, amirite?

/Yeah, subby can have her.
 
2011-10-27 05:36:17 AM
fusillade762: If there's one thing that Fark has taught me, it's that any headline that contains the words "hot" and "mugshot" is ALWAYS a trap.

Hope springs eternal.
 
2011-10-27 05:41:01 AM
img685.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-27 05:42:29 AM
That its a trap?
 
2011-10-27 05:45:10 AM
Mad Scientist: So when did we start elevating mug shot cameras so we could look down the tops of the female arrestees?

Maybe she was on her knees?
 
2011-10-27 05:48:29 AM
Tisha Conklin, 37, of West Bloomfield, Michigan was driving home from what we hope was a Halloween party in her 1998 Jeep Cherokee early Sunday morning when an officer pulled her over.

img593.imageshack.us

She puts on quite a show.
 
2011-10-27 06:09:11 AM
The Southern Dandy: Mom?

/37?
//In a row?


Dammit! Came here to say that!

/well played
 
2011-10-27 06:12:50 AM
Subby has low standards.
 
2011-10-27 06:19:08 AM
LewDux: [img685.imageshack.us image 320x170]

bet those hang like a sock with a tennis ball in the toe.
 
2011-10-27 06:21:23 AM
Maybe sunny meant hot as in stolen. Or possibly that she was sweaty
 
2011-10-27 06:31:53 AM
She's blonde and has big boobs. That's apparently all it takes for some farkers.
 
2011-10-27 06:34:55 AM
You could drive a Mack truck through that gap in her tits.
 
2011-10-27 06:36:17 AM
That biatch is foul!
 
2011-10-27 06:45:56 AM
antidisestablishmentarianism: Mugato: "Hot babe "

I call foul.

For 37 she is alright.


No, no she is not. She's only "hot" to people that society deems "ugly."


/You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake
 
2011-10-27 06:49:26 AM
Wow... You guys are defending her looks? She's a pretty bad mug, a prime candidate for all KINDS of vicious, shallow comments, and you guys say instead "she could clean up nicely..." ???

Where is my Fark, what have you done with it?!

I am srsly disapoint

:/
 
2011-10-27 06:49:35 AM
How much for a Wendy, Wendy?
 
2011-10-27 06:51:46 AM
Meh...It's 5:00 a.m., I'm feeling a bit anxious....WTF....hit it.
 
2011-10-27 06:54:34 AM
RexTalionis: She looks like a drunk Jeri Ryan.

1. blonde
2. boobs

After that, I see no resemblance to 38ofD.
 
2011-10-27 07:01:37 AM
The only thing hot about her is the spoon she cooks her heroin on.
 
2011-10-27 07:12:05 AM
I can't believe subby didn't see the "finger in the anus and punch in the groin" story above this one, one page back...
 
2011-10-27 07:12:37 AM
criscodisco: RexTalionis: She looks like a drunk Jeri Ryan.

After a nasty nanoprobe addiction, maybe.

If Fark has done one thing for me over the years, it's provided mug shots that make me feel amazing about how I look for my age. That's one rough 37.


the lady partied hard into the morning hours, went through arrest and a fight with a muscle bound lesbian cop, and you are judgmental based on her appearance in a mugshot, the finest of the photo family. Getting your $5.00 worth I see. good for you for being better than her in your opinion. self-esteem is important.
 
2011-10-27 07:17:33 AM
Mad Scientist: So when did we start elevating mug shot cameras so we could look down the tops of the female arrestees?

-Not soon enough?
 
2011-10-27 07:29:43 AM
I think she would probably clean up to decent. Most people do NOT look hot when they're that drunk.
 
2011-10-27 07:37:00 AM
blondski: I think she would probably clean up to decent. Most people do NOT look hot when they're that drunk.

Dunno, those have the definite possibility of being mournful titties.
 
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