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(Denver Post) Fail Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?   (denverpost.com) divider line 40
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2011-10-26 11:36:14 PM
I don't think I've ever seen it written out "Craig's List".
 
2011-10-26 11:47:23 PM
Raise the specter of the three way?
 
2011-10-27 12:01:00 AM
"Oh.... HONEY! So glad you made it home early! Here, meet the woman I'm considering hiring as our new cleaning lady."
 
2011-10-27 01:04:49 AM
I wonder how he thought calling the cops would help the situation.
 
2011-10-27 02:23:29 AM
Absolutely. No sense in ruining 3 lives.
 
2011-10-27 02:26:41 AM
I'd only be in trouble if the girl wasn't up to my wife's standards.
 
2011-10-27 02:27:39 AM
Correct answer:

Ask for a three some Not rocket science, folks..
 
2011-10-27 02:28:01 AM
Threeway!
 
2011-10-27 02:29:22 AM
he shoulda helicopter dicked em
 
2011-10-27 02:31:15 AM
Baby! Are going to believe me or your lying eyes?
 
2011-10-27 02:34:58 AM
blackmtnmantheonly: Correct answer:

Ask for a three some Not rocket science, folks..


right? a little Menage a Clist action never hurt anyone. durn fool idjit that boy turned out to be, let me tell ya bout it.
 
2011-10-27 02:37:14 AM
He cold had been hoping for a foursome.
 
2011-10-27 02:38:43 AM
cold same same as could.
 
2011-10-27 02:49:22 AM
I like how it's phrased as "woman he met on craigslist". You can just say his wife walked in on him with a prostitute, man, we're the internet, we don't need more stupid euphemisms.
 
2011-10-27 03:03:19 AM
Since when are there women on Craigslist? Now, if we're talking about passable pre-op transsexuals, then sure.

...I've heard.
 
2011-10-27 03:08:08 AM
Holy Shemekia Copeland, Batman!
"Too much traffic, in and out of your door
Too many women I ain't seen before
....
I saw a hip-shaking Mama, the Queen of Siam
Two bald headed twins from a rock and roll band
A busfull of nuns stole my parking space
They all ended up outside of your place"
 
2011-10-27 03:09:48 AM
I have an agreement with my wife.
I don't hire whores off the Internet.
She doesn't use my balls for dim sum.
 
2011-10-27 03:12:26 AM
Craigslist is not the place for people who are bad at lying.
 
2011-10-27 03:54:51 AM
I don't see what the big deal is, as long as the guy's wife doesn't show up.
 
2011-10-27 03:55:13 AM
Inaditch: I'd only be in trouble if the girl wasn't up to my wife's standards.

All three of you have to be in the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2011-10-27 04:15:52 AM
"officers were called to the Village Seven four-plex at 4995 Picturesque Circle"

You Americans sure do have some stupid names for your buildings and streets.......

mw2.google.com

/near my house in the UK, so it's not just you....
//I note from Google maps that Picturesque Circle isn't even a full circle. It runs into "Artistic Circle" (which is also not a circle) and stops.
 
2011-10-27 05:37:21 AM
i1207.photobucket.com

You do if you have the Benny Hill soundtrack running through your head ...
 
2011-10-27 05:37:58 AM
Manfred J. Hattan Baby! Are going to believe me or your lying eyes?

I Lol'd
 
2011-10-27 06:40:54 AM
wingedkat: I wonder how he thought calling the cops would help the situation.

Saved his dumb ass from getting kilded, that is...

At least that's my line of thinking...
 
2011-10-27 06:51:22 AM
The man thinks fast and decisively, you have to give him that.
 
2011-10-27 07:04:32 AM
How much self-esteem must a woman lack to be getting dates through Craig's List and not be a hooker?

And how much self-esteem must a woman lack to be with a guy that gets dates from Craig's List?

Is there a number that low?

/the guy is totally cool though - get it wherever you can, dude.
//WARNING: double-standard applies
 
2011-10-27 08:06:13 AM
As I read the story, I kept picturing this guy.

i406.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-27 08:41:54 AM
In my mind he got the Craigslist Hooker because his girlfriend doesn't blow him and hookers are slightly cheaper than diamonds or a Broadway show. Therefore he should have had his girlfriend watch so she could see what she made him do by being so selfish.
 
2011-10-27 08:46:08 AM
wingedkat: I wonder how he thought calling the cops would help the situation.

Protective custody.
 
2011-10-27 09:41:48 AM
I do not understand. Who was the woman from Craiglist? A hooker or something?
 
2011-10-27 09:49:56 AM
I don't know from experience, but wouldn't hiring a hooker from CL be tantamount to robbery anyway? Given the chances of being a tranny or whatever. That guy's wallet is gone as soon as he finishes.
 
2011-10-27 10:55:26 AM
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com
knows about his wife calling the cops because she thinks there is a robber in the house but it is really him banging a 21 year old.

/American Horror Story
//Just watched ep 1 last night
 
2011-10-27 10:58:49 AM
blackmtnmantheonly: Correct answer:

Ask for a three some Not rocket science, folks..


???where in the article did it say he asked for rocket science? Cause at 3 in the morning that would be cool
 
2011-10-27 11:09:12 AM
RedfordRenegade: Well ladies, when the cops finally show up, we can have a Five-some!
Let's get down to buisness......

bow-chicka-wow-wow......


Someone called the cops on us. They didn't have the heart to bust
The kinky scene they found.
They checked their badges at the door and joined the action on the floor
(When they laid their nightsticks down!)

/obscure?
 
2011-10-27 11:16:52 AM
Real Men of Genius!

Here's to you, Call-the-cops-on-your-other-piece-of-tail Guy!
 
2011-10-27 11:34:04 AM
DaJesus: knows about his wife calling the cops because she thinks there is a robber in the house but it is really him banging a batshiat crazy 21 year old.


Mild spoiler but FTFY...
 
2011-10-27 12:03:02 PM
Obviously, this guy has never read this:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-27 02:01:30 PM
the real story here is that this guy found the one real girl on craigslist.
 
2011-10-27 02:25:00 PM
there is definitely more then one real girl on craigslist
 
2011-10-27 07:13:00 PM
squirrelflavoredyogurt: RedfordRenegade: Well ladies, when the cops finally show up, we can have a Five-some!
Let's get down to buisness......

bow-chicka-wow-wow......

Someone called the cops on us. They didn't have the heart to bust
The kinky scene they found.
They checked their badges at the door and joined the action on the floor
(When they laid their nightsticks down!)

/obscure?



Nothing is obscure on fark, you don't need to be a guru to see through that hoodoo!
 
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