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		Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress? (denverpost.com)		40
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tallguywithglasseson

2011-10-26 11:36:14 PM

I don't think I've ever seen it written out "Craig's List".

Mugato

2011-10-26 11:47:23 PM

Raise the specter of the three way?

fusillade762

2011-10-27 12:01:00 AM

"Oh.... HONEY! So glad you made it home early! Here, meet the woman I'm considering hiring as our new cleaning lady."

wingedkat

2011-10-27 01:04:49 AM

I wonder how he thought calling the cops would help the situation.

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-10-27 02:23:29 AM

Absolutely. No sense in ruining 3 lives.

Inaditch

2011-10-27 02:26:41 AM

I'd only be in trouble if the girl wasn't up to my wife's standards.

blackmtnmantheonly

2011-10-27 02:27:39 AM

Correct answer:

Ask for a three some Not rocket science, folks..

nimeye

2011-10-27 02:28:01 AM

Threeway!

TDBoedy

2011-10-27 02:29:22 AM

he shoulda helicopter dicked em

Manfred J. Hattan

2011-10-27 02:31:15 AM

Baby! Are going to believe me or your lying eyes?

KrispyKritter

2011-10-27 02:34:58 AM

blackmtnmantheonly: Correct answer:

Ask for a three some Not rocket science, folks..

right? a little Menage a Clist action never hurt anyone. durn fool idjit that boy turned out to be, let me tell ya bout it.

Point02GPA

2011-10-27 02:37:14 AM

He cold had been hoping for a foursome.

Point02GPA

2011-10-27 02:38:43 AM

cold same same as could.

Jim_Callahan

2011-10-27 02:49:22 AM

I like how it's phrased as "woman he met on craigslist". You can just say his wife walked in on him with a prostitute, man, we're the internet, we don't need more stupid euphemisms.

semiotix

2011-10-27 03:03:19 AM

Since when are there women on Craigslist? Now, if we're talking about passable pre-op transsexuals, then sure.

...I've heard.

anuran

2011-10-27 03:08:08 AM

Holy Shemekia Copeland, Batman!
"Too much traffic, in and out of your door
Too many women I ain't seen before
....
I saw a hip-shaking Mama, the Queen of Siam
Two bald headed twins from a rock and roll band
A busfull of nuns stole my parking space
They all ended up outside of your place"

anuran

2011-10-27 03:09:48 AM

I have an agreement with my wife.
I don't hire whores off the Internet.
She doesn't use my balls for dim sum.

mccallcl

2011-10-27 03:12:26 AM

Craigslist is not the place for people who are bad at lying.

NorCalLos

2011-10-27 03:54:51 AM

I don't see what the big deal is, as long as the guy's wife doesn't show up.

Coming on a Bicycle

2011-10-27 03:55:13 AM

Inaditch: I'd only be in trouble if the girl wasn't up to my wife's standards.

All three of you have to be in the gym in 26 minutes.

Pert

2011-10-27 04:15:52 AM

"officers were called to the Village Seven four-plex at 4995 Picturesque Circle"

You Americans sure do have some stupid names for your buildings and streets.......

mw2.google.com

/near my house in the UK, so it's not just you....
//I note from Google maps that Picturesque Circle isn't even a full circle. It runs into "Artistic Circle" (which is also not a circle) and stops.

Uncle Wiggly

2011-10-27 05:37:21 AM

You do if you have the Benny Hill soundtrack running through your head ...

Khakimonkey

2011-10-27 05:37:58 AM

Manfred J. Hattan Baby! Are going to believe me or your lying eyes?

I Lol'd

Arcturus72

2011-10-27 06:40:54 AM

wingedkat: I wonder how he thought calling the cops would help the situation.

Saved his dumb ass from getting kilded, that is...

At least that's my line of thinking...

Satanic_Hamster

2011-10-27 06:51:22 AM

The man thinks fast and decisively, you have to give him that.

wambu

2011-10-27 07:04:32 AM

How much self-esteem must a woman lack to be getting dates through Craig's List and not be a hooker?

And how much self-esteem must a woman lack to be with a guy that gets dates from Craig's List?

Is there a number that low?

/the guy is totally cool though - get it wherever you can, dude.
//WARNING: double-standard applies

MadMonk

2011-10-27 08:06:13 AM

As I read the story, I kept picturing this guy.

i406.photobucket.com

elguerodiablo

2011-10-27 08:41:54 AM

In my mind he got the Craigslist Hooker because his girlfriend doesn't blow him and hookers are slightly cheaper than diamonds or a Broadway show. Therefore he should have had his girlfriend watch so she could see what she made him do by being so selfish.

vudukungfu

2011-10-27 08:46:08 AM

wingedkat: I wonder how he thought calling the cops would help the situation.

Protective custody.

NeoBad

2011-10-27 09:41:48 AM

I do not understand. Who was the woman from Craiglist? A hooker or something?

Bullseyed

2011-10-27 09:49:56 AM

I don't know from experience, but wouldn't hiring a hooker from CL be tantamount to robbery anyway? Given the chances of being a tranny or whatever. That guy's wallet is gone as soon as he finishes.

DaJesus

2011-10-27 10:55:26 AM

knows about his wife calling the cops because she thinks there is a robber in the house but it is really him banging a 21 year old.

/American Horror Story
//Just watched ep 1 last night

kvinesknows

2011-10-27 10:58:49 AM

blackmtnmantheonly: Correct answer:

Ask for a three some Not rocket science, folks..

???where in the article did it say he asked for rocket science? Cause at 3 in the morning that would be cool

squirrelflavoredyogurt

2011-10-27 11:09:12 AM

RedfordRenegade: Well ladies, when the cops finally show up, we can have a Five-some!
Let's get down to buisness......

bow-chicka-wow-wow......

Someone called the cops on us. They didn't have the heart to bust
The kinky scene they found.
They checked their badges at the door and joined the action on the floor
(When they laid their nightsticks down!)

/obscure?

Needlessly Complicated

2011-10-27 11:16:52 AM

Real Men of Genius!

Here's to you, Call-the-cops-on-your-other-piece-of-tail Guy!

ConConHead

2011-10-27 11:34:04 AM

DaJesus: knows about his wife calling the cops because she thinks there is a robber in the house but it is really him banging a batshiat crazy 21 year old.

Mild spoiler but FTFY...

Stabone33

2011-10-27 12:03:02 PM

Obviously, this guy has never read this:

upload.wikimedia.org

depmode98

2011-10-27 02:01:30 PM

the real story here is that this guy found the one real girl on craigslist.

kvinesknows

2011-10-27 02:25:00 PM

there is definitely more then one real girl on craigslist

PiledHIgher

2011-10-27 07:13:00 PM

squirrelflavoredyogurt: RedfordRenegade: Well ladies, when the cops finally show up, we can have a Five-some!
Let's get down to buisness......

bow-chicka-wow-wow......

Someone called the cops on us. They didn't have the heart to bust
The kinky scene they found.
They checked their badges at the door and joined the action on the floor
(When they laid their nightsticks down!)

/obscure?

Nothing is obscure on fark, you don't need to be a guru to see through that hoodoo!

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