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(CNN)   Remember all that money that went missing at the beginning at the Iraq war? Turns out, the receiver signed box 34A instead of 36B   (security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 94
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2011-10-26 08:01:58 PM
Bullshiat.

The money had to remain "missing", so that undocumented expenditures could continue. Now that we're about to leave, well, suddenly, the "missing" money turns up and we're supposed to believe that it wasn't "missing" at all - and that the remaining discrepancies will be eventually accounted for, once they're done cooking the books?

Bullshiat.
 
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2011-10-26 09:26:33 PM
FormlessOne: Bullshiat.

The money had to remain "missing", so that undocumented expenditures could continue. Now that we're about to leave, well, suddenly, the "missing" money turns up and we're supposed to believe that it wasn't "missing" at all - and that the remaining discrepancies will be eventually accounted for, once they're done cooking the books?

Bullshiat.



I came here to say something like THIS.
 
2011-10-26 09:49:15 PM
boob thread?
 
2011-10-26 09:53:44 PM
Sweet! We'll be getting the other $993.4 billion back any day now, right?
 
2011-10-26 09:56:09 PM
 
2011-10-26 10:24:26 PM
I like B's, personally. But A's are OK, too.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:39:28 PM
fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

Safer? Saddam and Iraq were never a threat to the US.
 
2011-10-26 11:26:21 PM
FTA: "The report details the transfer of cash from the U.S. to the Central Bank of Iraq. "


Of course!

I had forgotten that it is standard US policy to give BILLION$ of dollars to our enemies as we launch all-out war against them.

Silly me.
 
2011-10-26 11:32:15 PM
Could I get a 34D?
 
2011-10-26 11:47:55 PM
NFA: fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

Safer? Saddam and Iraq were never a threat to the US.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-10-27 01:06:23 AM
fusillade762: NFA: fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

Safer? Saddam and Iraq were never a threat to the US.

t3.gstatic.com


Wow, you really missed that one, NFA?
 
2011-10-27 01:17:58 AM
Americans are so ungrateful. George W. Bush (what does the W stand for, I don't know, how about WINNER) never alloWed a terrorist to attack on the US except for one minor incident that happened because Clinton was busy playing hide and go seek with a sWisher sWeet and his staff was ripping all the W's off keyboards. After making America safe, ensuring a booming economy and closely scrutinizing our civil liberties THE President of the Unites States George W. Bush single handedly spearheaded initiatives that led to the Arab Spring. Suck on that, DemonratS!
 
2011-10-27 01:24:13 AM
fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

I feel ripped off because I only feel $2.5 trillion safer.
 
2011-10-27 01:38:17 AM
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

I feel ripped off because I only feel $2.5 trillion safer.


wwwimage.cbsnews.com

I too feel Morley Safer.
 
2011-10-27 01:46:24 AM
Amos Quito: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

I feel ripped off because I only feel $2.5 trillion safer.

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

I too feel Morley Safer.


Awesome. Maybe he can give me my $1.5 trillion back. I'm insecure yet hate to see an investment wasted.

/cream saver?
 
2011-10-27 01:52:27 AM
Amos Quito: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

I feel ripped off because I only feel $2.5 trillion safer.

[wwwimage.cbsnews.com image 320x240]

I too feel Morley Safer.


i39.tinypic.com

I feel moore safety.
 
2011-10-27 02:37:31 AM
TFA: New evidence shows most of that money, $6.6 billion, did not go astray....but under the control of the Iraqi government,

same difference
 
2011-10-27 02:42:11 AM
Oh, look!

When we were packing up to leave, we picked up this dusty old tarp, behind a stack of empty ammo cans and a bunch of boxes that used to have MREs in them, and guess what we found! Yeah, funny, huh?
 
2011-10-27 02:43:24 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Forgot to fill out Form 27B-stroke-6, that's all.
We'll come back with that straightaway.
Won't happen again!
 
2011-10-27 02:45:45 AM
OccupyIraq


/oh
 
2011-10-27 02:46:41 AM
This is all a distraction from the real issue: ACORN used tax money meant for abortions at planned parenthood to buy 70,000 copies of Obama's memoirs to fuel the OWS protests in order to push the country further into Communism and eventually gay marriage.

Or something.
 
2011-10-27 02:48:33 AM
Oh, superb. Now we have $6.6 billion dollars more that we can spend on corporate welfare.
 
2011-10-27 02:48:48 AM
Amos Quito: FTA: "The report details the transfer of cash from the U.S. to the Central Bank of Iraq. "


Of course!

I had forgotten that it is standard US policy to give BILLION$ of dollars to our enemies as we launch all-out war against them.

Silly me.


To be fair, they were just following the first chapter of Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War. I hear it puts Sun Tzu to shame.
 
2011-10-27 02:50:13 AM
I remember republicans at the time... 6 billion? PEANUTS!

but $70,000 is an outrage
 
2011-10-27 02:51:58 AM
Personally, I'd feel a lot safer if we went around starting more wars.
 
2011-10-27 02:58:08 AM
The idea that there is any accountability for anything involving this fascist state is simply HILARIOUS.

There are no rules! There is no oversight. There is no real money, no real economy, no real purpose - just a bunch of sociopaths trying to maintain their station on the pyramid. War for money? No problem! Rape the world's resources? Why the hell not?

We're just a bunch of controlled and contaminated collateral, titillating about the next election.
 
2011-10-27 02:59:21 AM
James F. Campbell: Personally, I'd feel a lot safer if we went around starting more wars.

I totally agree! Fewer brown bad people in the world amirite??

/Canada and New Orleans have been somewhat shifty lately ...
 
2011-10-27 03:02:19 AM
zedster: boob thread?

Might as well... (new window) Maybe NSFW. Maybe not. Depends on your definition.
 
2011-10-27 03:02:52 AM
zedster: boob thread?

Seeing as how I just plunked down the $ for Mrs. Detroitdoesntsuckthatbad's augmentation I'm game for a boob thread.

/small Cs to a big D... Game on biatches
 
2011-10-27 03:04:33 AM
spicorama: I remember republicans at the time... 6 billion? PEANUTS!

but $70,000 is an outrage


Wasn't that amazing? They had so much hubris in 2000 that they thought they could duplicate Clinton's economic record without even paying attention to spending or revenues, or war vs. peace expenses. Some Republicans understand now how easy it is to bring our entire nation down to poverty and international indebtedness by careless spending. Not to mention having no moral credibility. I mean, all Clinton wanted was a friggin BJ from a fat chick and Republicans acted like he was Adolph Hitler because they only were screwing their male pages!
 
2011-10-27 03:04:36 AM
6 billion in cash? WTF?
 
2011-10-27 03:06:09 AM
pudding7: Could I get a 34D?

Yes. Yes you can.

Link (new window)

/not a rickroll
 
2011-10-27 03:06:22 AM
whats the interest on 6.6 Bil for 10 years?
 
2011-10-27 03:07:14 AM
fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

WWII was cheap in terms of cash, but very, very expensive in terms of human life lost, injury, property destruction and mental trauma. A whole generation of people were killed or maimed, with a generation on each side paying the price as they watched their parents and children deal with the horrors of that conflict.

Operation Drive Around the Desert Asking People Questions and Getting Shot At is worth it at twice the price. By "worth it" I don't actually mean worth it of course, but you get my drift.
 
2011-10-27 03:08:01 AM
fusillade762: Oops, looks like I lowballed amount that by quite a wide margin:

Iraq war will cost more than World War II
Iraq war, now winding down with US troop exit by December, has cost more than $800 billion so far. But ongoing medical treatment, replacement vehicles, etc., will push costs to $4 trillion or more. (new window)

Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?



This is what happens when you finance a war instead of raising revenues to pay for it. APR is a cold mistress.
 
2011-10-27 03:08:28 AM
Wake me when theres boobs...


ps, send a pallet of cash my way, I will put it to good use
 
2011-10-27 03:08:58 AM
troll.me
 
2011-10-27 03:11:10 AM
Amos Quito: FTA: "The report details the transfer of cash from the U.S. to the Central Bank of Iraq. "


Of course!

I had forgotten that it is standard US policy to give BILLION$ of dollars to our enemies as we launch all-out war against them.

Silly me.


"Much of it was originally assets of Iraq, some was part of the Oil for Food program imposed during the regime of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and some was funneled through the United Nations for relief and reconstruction projects, according to the report"

These assets were already owned by the Iraqi government, but seized or held in escrow, because, well, Saddam and all. Once we recognized a new government as being a representative govt of Iraq, we're obligated to turn it over, for the most part.

In fact, even if they wanna be corrupt douchebags and embezzle it, it's mostly not our responsibility. You can't recognize a govt and they say they're not mature enough to balance their own checkbook so we'll "keep it for you".
 
2011-10-27 03:11:46 AM
Geez, you'd think an Obama-era report saying that a Bush-era scandal was less scandalous than originally thought would be a moment for bi-partisan celebration, or at least a brief thought that the system is at least 1% less screwed up than both sides thought it was.

Guess not.
 
2011-10-27 03:13:58 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Archie Gates: What's the most important thing in life?
Troy Barlow: Respect.
Archie Gates: Too dependent on other people.
Conrad Vig: What, love?
Archie Gates: A little Disneyland, isn't it?
Chief Elgin: God's will.
Archie Gates: Close.
Troy Barlow: What is it then?
Archie Gates: Necessity.
Troy Barlow: As in?
Archie Gates: As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.
 
2011-10-27 03:16:05 AM
6.6billion in shrinkwrapped 100 dollar bills.

And the people that did it are stamping their foot about "wasteful government".

Yes, I'm pointing at you, backwoods, inbred, fundamentalist hick GOP losers. Better to light cash money on farking fire than use it to help America.

Traitors.
 
2011-10-27 03:16:07 AM
lohphat: fusillade762: Oops, looks like I lowballed amount that by quite a wide margin:

Iraq war will cost more than World War II
Iraq war, now winding down with US troop exit by December, has cost more than $800 billion so far. But ongoing medical treatment, replacement vehicles, etc., will push costs to $4 trillion or more. (new window)

Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?


This is what happens when you finance a war instead of raising revenues to pay for it. APR is a cold mistress.


Exactly, x 10. How people could re-elect the idiots pushing that war "budget" in 2004 is one of the largest failures of US history. We may not even survive this debt, at least not with anything near our previous standard of living.
 
2011-10-27 03:17:14 AM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: zedster: boob thread?

Seeing as how I just plunked down the $ for Mrs. Detroitdoesntsuckthatbad's augmentation I'm game for a boob thread.

/small Cs to a big D... Game on biatches


Congrats on paying for some other guy's play toys.

/remember that when you're filing for divorce.
 
2011-10-27 03:17:26 AM
$6 billion goes unaccounted for in a war zone: AN OUTRAGE. PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES FOR THE HITLERBURTON TOADIES

$60 billion a year in Medicare fraud: (crickets)
 
2011-10-27 03:18:50 AM
Manfred J. Hattan: Geez, you'd think an Obama-era report saying that a Bush-era scandal was less scandalous than originally thought would be a moment for bi-partisan celebration, or at least a brief thought that the system is at least 1% less screwed up than both sides thought it was.

Guess not.


I guess it just depends on how naive you are.
 
2011-10-27 03:22:09 AM
mccallcl: fusillade762: Does anyone really feel $4 trillion dollars safer?

WWII was cheap in terms of cash, but very, very expensive in terms of human life lost, injury, property destruction and mental trauma. A whole generation of people were killed or maimed, with a generation on each side paying the price as they watched their parents and children deal with the horrors of that conflict.

Operation Drive Around the Desert Asking People Questions and Getting Shot At is worth it at twice the price. By "worth it" I don't actually mean worth it of course, but you get my drift.


So Hitler and Saddam Hussein were equivalent threats to the world? Good to know.
 
2011-10-27 03:22:24 AM
Gulper Eel: $6 billion goes unaccounted for in a war zone: AN OUTRAGE. PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES FOR THE HITLERBURTON TOADIES

$60 billion a year in Medicare fraud: (crickets)


Well we know that 6 billion came up missing in Iraq...it's a completely provable fact. So if you're going to hang your "$60 billion a year in Medicare fraud" argument out there, you should probably back it up with some facts.

...I know, conjecture is just soooooooooo much easier.
 
2011-10-27 03:23:46 AM
glenlivid: Manfred J. Hattan: Geez, you'd think an Obama-era report saying that a Bush-era scandal was less scandalous than originally thought would be a moment for bi-partisan celebration, or at least a brief thought that the system is at least 1% less screwed up than both sides thought it was.

Guess not.

I guess it just depends on how naive you are.


Well, it's true that people stupid enough to believe that are completely beyond reach.
 
2011-10-27 03:25:01 AM
$6.6 BILLION
 
2011-10-27 03:28:24 AM
zerkalo: $6.6 BILLION

For the record, I may have blushed earning 32K a year as a lowly State Dept. employee from 2003-2004

Fuk bush right in his fake texas ear
 
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