"I think I do have a chance specifically because I do speak Spanish and I speak Hebrew,"

Oh yeah, you've got the Hispanic and Jewish votes locked up for sure *snert*

ecmoRandomNumbers: fusillade762: "I think I do have a chance specifically because I do speak Spanish and I speak Hebrew,"

Oh yeah, you've got the Hispanic and Jewish votes locked up for sure *snert*

Maybe she could open a kosher Del Taco.


FTA: "I think I do have a chance specifically because I do speak Spanish and I speak Hebrew," Taitz told The Bee"


Looks like she already did.

/Can Matzo balls be rolled out into tortillas?
/Meat or dairy?

Oh this should be worth a few lulz.

Was just about to ask "Can this electoral cycle get any lulzier?" in another thread and then suddenly this link got grenlit?

Get outta my head modmins!!!

2wolves:

Where does one go to "rent" a firearm?

Many shooting ranges let people rent firearms. Of course you can't take them away from the range, basically they are still retaining control of the weapon and lending it to you with a time based fee. You shoot them there, it's actually a great way for anybody to figure out which (whatever type of gun) is best for them, rent 3-4 and try them out before you buy. Some ranges require that you only use their ammo on their guns, so the costs can add up quick.

Omnomnomnom

You know. They "claim" that is her "real" Statement of Candidacy. But there are several errors on it that would never be on such a "document". And upon further examination, I "believe" that parts of this document may have been altered "in" Photoshop. Obviously, such an underhanded method "retards" our beloved Democratic process.

Highly conservative.
Birther.
Dentist.

I think we've discovered Phil Herup's real identity.

I'm sure any votes she gets will be less than the margin for error.

Came here for a picture of an inquisitive owl.

Leaving disappointed.

This has got to be the work of a farker.

She should run as Michele Bachmann's VP.

uncapitalized sentence ............... random statement about obama

demorats, unrelated question with several question marks at the end???????????????

LograyX: You know. They "claim" that is her "real" Statement of Candidacy. But there are several errors on it that would never be on such a "document". And upon further examination, I "believe" that parts of this document may have been altered "in" Photoshop. Obviously, such an underhanded method "retards" our beloved Democratic process.

Bravo!

2wolves: I can't think of a better use of her followers money.

I prefer to see them make a big pile out of it and burn it. That would be a better use.

2wolves: mitchcumstein1: 2wolves: I can't think of a better use of her followers money.

Buying a shiatload of bullets and renting a shiatload of guns.

Where does one go to "rent" a firearm?



/hot like the desert

Out in the real world, not a fark was given about one person's delusional psychodrama.

Perry / Taitz 2012

Saving pretzels for American gas jets!

Taitz / Winterwhile 2012
Derp divides by Zero

I love this level of delusional paranoia:

"Osama bin Laden was killed years ago, with his body kept on ice, and the announcement of his death was timed to divert attention from an upcoming court case she is litigating challenging Obama's citizenship."

winterwhile: so the next Demo-rat mayor to send cops after occupiers?? will be who?????

Chicago????

Hey guys, I have a great idea. I was thinking I would refer to her as 0rly Taitz, you know, with a zero instead of an "O." Because she's a zero. Get it? That's clever, right?

After watching her speak on television...

*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"......"
"Hello?"
".......seven days....."

2wolves: I can't think of a better use of her followers money.

Chewing gum.

Lots and lots of chewing gum.

Where's her certificate of live human birth?

LograyX: You know. They "claim" that is her "real" Statement of Candidacy. But there are several errors on it that would never be on such a "document". And upon further examination, I "believe" that parts of this document may have been altered "in" Photoshop. Obviously, such an underhanded method "retards" our beloved Democratic process.

lol


Sock Ruh Tease: uncapitalized sentence ............... random statement about obama

demorats, unrelated question with several question marks at the end???????????????

lol-er


Boxcutta: Hey guys, I have a great idea. I was thinking I would refer to her as 0rly Taitz, you know, with a zero instead of an "O." Because she's a zero. Get it? That's clever, right?

... you poor thing.

She got something like 25% of the GOP primary votes for Sec. of State in 2008.

So not even her own party likes her.

I always said, the one thing our Congress needs to really bring some sanity and intelligence to the forum, is someone whose name can be mispronounced as Oily Taintz.

Boxcutta: winterwhile: so the next Demo-rat mayor to send cops after occupiers?? will be who?????

Chicago????

Hey guys, I have a great idea. I was thinking I would refer to her as 0rly Taitz, you know, with a zero instead of an "O." Because she's a zero. Get it? That's clever, right?

The sad thing is that he can't even troll in the correct thread. It's one thing to be a troll account, but you should at least be a competent troll account.

Satanic_Hamster: Boxcutta: winterwhile: so the next Demo-rat mayor to send cops after occupiers?? will be who?????

Chicago????

Hey guys, I have a great idea. I was thinking I would refer to her as 0rly Taitz, you know, with a zero instead of an "O." Because she's a zero. Get it? That's clever, right?

The sad thing is that he can't even troll in the correct thread. It's one thing to be a troll account, but you should at least be a competent troll account.

Or it could be that it was sarcasm directed at an idiot who was reposting his same previous inane comments in this thread.

She keeps shooting too high. A crazy biatch like Michele Bachmann is hated by her state yet her district is full of jesus freak loons. Oily Taitz should run for a representative position in districts in Imperial, San Bernardino or Inyo counties

Angry Buddha: I love this level of delusional paranoia:

"Osama bin Laden was killed years ago, with his body kept on ice, and the announcement of his death was timed to divert attention from an upcoming court case she is litigating challenging Obama's citizenship."

Whar daeht cerficit whar?

Wonkette is pure unadulterated butt garbage.


/and infinitely better in every aspect than this Taitz psychopath. Who is she again? A failed/faded Hollywood icon?

winterwhile: so the next Demo-rat mayor to send cops after occupiers?? will be who?????

Chicago????

Hitler in Berlin, when the walls fell?????????

djkutch: fusillade762: "I think I do have a chance specifically because I do speak Spanish and I speak Hebrew,"

Oh yeah, you've got the Hispanic and Jewish votes locked up for sure *snert*

She speaks the languages of a large segment of America's workers and their capital providers. I don't see a problem here.

She speaks two non-English languages. That's the problem.

/At least, it is with the Republican base...

Boxcutta: Or it could be that it was sarcasm directed at an idiot who was reposting his same previous inane comments in this thread.

You're not very bright, are you.

Satanic_Hamster: Boxcutta: Or it could be that it was sarcasm directed at an idiot who was reposting his same previous inane comments in this thread.

You're not very bright, are you.

"Your"
Sorry, pet peeve.

To be fair, the world does need more Oily Taint.