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(Fox News)   ACORN is behind the Occupy Wall Street protests, unnamed Fox News sources say. Well, actually, it's not ACORN, but sources say it's ACORN, really, even if it doesn't call itself ACORN, sources say. Or something like that, sources say   (foxnews.com) divider line 504
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2011-10-26 06:11:41 PM  
Yep, they're pulling out the stops now - hippies, environmentalists, anarchists, socialists, and, now, ACORN.

Not that they realize, of course, that all of those folks are included in the 99%, mind you.
 
2011-10-26 06:22:59 PM  
cloudfront.mediamatters.org
 
2011-10-26 06:29:43 PM  
Durka Durka derpa ACORN UNIONS JIHAD!
 
2011-10-26 07:01:58 PM  
Ooooga boooga
 
2011-10-26 07:03:32 PM  
If I'd been laid off because of those two idiots, I'd be at OWS too.
 
2011-10-26 07:06:43 PM  

FormlessOne: Yep, they're pulling out the stops now - hippies, environmentalists, anarchists, socialists, and, now, ACORN.

Not that they realize, of course, that all of those folks are included in the 99%, mind you.


You missed "fascists". Apparently you can be a disorganized, dope smoking hippie AND a highly efficient, jack booted killing machine at the same time.

Oh, and it's also a Muslim conspiracy, as well.

Islamist group joins with Occupy Wall Street (new window)

thegatewaypundit.com
 
2011-10-26 07:09:14 PM  
*shatner_acorn!_instead_of_khan!.jpg*
 
2011-10-26 07:15:41 PM  
Source-ery?

/BURN THE WITCH!!!11!!!
 
2011-10-26 07:17:16 PM  
ACORN had the nerve to ask my wife if she was pregnant, and when she said no, said she "must really just enjoy her food".
 
2011-10-26 07:23:17 PM  

fusillade762: Oh, and it's also a Muslim conspiracy, as well.

Islamist group joins with Occupy Wall Street (new window)


And yet it's all white trust fund kids.
 
2011-10-26 07:26:29 PM  
ACORN scratched up a bunch of my original vinyl and then brushed it off by claiming CDs are better anyway.
 
2011-10-26 07:29:15 PM  

gilgigamesh: ACORN had the nerve to ask my wife if she was pregnant, and when she said no, said she "must really just enjoy her food".


ACORN sounds like kind of a dick.

Last week, ACORN dropped by for a cup of tea and left an upper-decker in my guest room toilet. Took me a few days to find it, but by then the wallpaper had peeled off the walls and cat clawed through the linoleum trying to bury the whole damned crapper.

And, I liked that wallpaper.

Damn you, ACORN!
 
2011-10-26 07:33:48 PM  
I blame Enron for OWS.
 
2011-10-26 07:37:55 PM  
ACORN is the reason that DirecTV might drop FX.
 
2011-10-26 07:42:28 PM  
I felt this pain and found A CORN on my foot.
 
2011-10-26 07:44:49 PM  
Acorn and Soros beat my puppy to a bloody pulp. He died. After I buried him, Acorn and Soros peed on his grave.
 
2011-10-26 07:49:50 PM  
ACORN forced Netflix to raise their rates and bungled the creation of Qwikster .
 
2011-10-26 07:51:51 PM  
Did a commie drop a bombie on your mommie?

What a bunch of used food Fox is.
 
2011-10-26 07:56:01 PM  
ACORN offered to buy me a beer at the bar last night, and when it was my turn to buy a round, ordered an 18 year old single malt scotch.
 
2011-10-26 07:56:27 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Damn you, ACORN!


ACORN keeps replacing the batteries in my rwmote controls with ded ones!
 
2011-10-26 07:58:31 PM  

gilgigamesh: ACORN offered to buy me a beer at the bar last night, and when it was my turn to buy a round, ordered an 18 year old single malt scotch.


ACORN sounds a lot like Drew.
 
2011-10-26 07:58:40 PM  
ACORN peed on my couch, and when I got a new couch to replace that one, broke back into my house and peed on that one too.
 
2011-10-26 08:00:53 PM  
ACORN drank the last cup of coffee at the office and did not make a new pot.
 
2011-10-26 08:01:47 PM  
ACORN told me it wasn't going to rain yesterday so i didn't bring an umbrella to work with me. well needless to say, that it was pouring on me the whole way home. and when i got home, ACORN was farking my dog. in its ass.
 
2011-10-26 08:03:10 PM  
ACORN totally backed up the toilet and didn't plunge it.
 
2011-10-26 08:04:50 PM  
When Tony La Russa called the bullpen to put in Jason Motte in game 5, ACORN answered the phone and sent out Lance Lynn.
 
2011-10-26 08:05:34 PM  

BunkoSquad: fusillade762: Oh, and it's also a Muslim conspiracy, as well.

Islamist group joins with Occupy Wall Street (new window)

And yet it's all white trust fund kids.


The whole "trust fund kids" thing is pretty played out, too. Please pick a new cliche to harp on.
 
2011-10-26 08:19:42 PM  
ACORN convinced me to get the chick-flick on our movie night, then fell asleep during the first 10 minutes.
 
2011-10-26 08:25:25 PM  
"EXCLUSIVE"

Riiiight. No other media outlet is reporting this because IT'S A MADE-UP STORY. And the author also neglected to mention the fact that ACORN was exonerated of the false claims made by James O'Keefe and his "whore."

Blatant propaganda such as this is why the rest of us rightfully call it Faux News.
 
2011-10-26 08:38:41 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Last week, ACORN dropped by for a cup of tea and left an upper-decker in my guest room toilet. Took me a few days to find it, but by then the wallpaper had peeled off the walls and cat clawed through the linoleum trying to bury the whole damned crapper.

And, I liked that wallpaper.

Damn you, ACORN!


I've never understood the logic of the upper decker. If you plant one in the tank it's going to just break up a bit and come out with the water the next time you flush it more or less, and after a few uses probably be gone (not to mention most people would notice the usual clean flushing water is coming out shiatty)

/unless you have those new toilets with the air-compressor like water tanks inside em, that would get disgusting over time very well!
 
2011-10-26 08:41:23 PM  

Lorelle: "EXCLUSIVE"

Riiiight. No other media outlet is reporting this because IT'S A MADE-UP STORY. And the author also neglected to mention the fact that ACORN was exonerated of the false claims made by James O'Keefe and his "whore."

Blatant propaganda such as this is why the rest of us rightfully call it Faux News.


It's ok. Calm down. Just go along with the thread and mercilessly display contempt for the bullsh*t that these idiots spew. Example:

ACORN raped my sister and gave me a pay cut.
 
2011-10-26 08:44:11 PM  
Akon gives me a headache. I can't stand that R&B rubbish.
 
2011-10-26 08:55:44 PM  
lincatz.tripod.com
Acorn!!??!!!
 
2011-10-26 09:04:34 PM  
ACORN bit my sister.
 
2011-10-26 09:23:43 PM  
Didn't ACORN get shut down because of that pale, skinny Breitbart geek in the most likely pimp costume off all time?
 
2011-10-26 09:24:08 PM  
Hasn't ACORN closed up shop?
 
2011-10-26 09:25:43 PM  
ACORN is responsible for the death of Amy Winehouse.
 
2011-10-26 09:26:32 PM  

sirrerun: ACORN is responsible for the death of Amy Winehouse.


No no no. This is a bash ACORN thread.
 
2011-10-26 09:26:45 PM  

fusillade762: FormlessOne: Yep, they're pulling out the stops now - hippies, environmentalists, anarchists, socialists, and, now, ACORN.

Not that they realize, of course, that all of those folks are included in the 99%, mind you.

You missed "fascists". Apparently you can be a disorganized, dope smoking hippie AND a highly efficient, jack booted killing machine at the same time.

Oh, and it's also a Muslim conspiracy, as well.

Islamist group joins with Occupy Wall Street (new window)


I love how the right has to refer to Muslims as "Islamist" because their base would be too confused by having to remember that Muslims are followers of Islam.
 
2011-10-26 09:27:12 PM  
ACORN puts the milk carton back EMPTY.
 
2011-10-26 09:28:14 PM  

shanrick: ACORN bit my sister.


Nell?

//RIP GSH
 
2011-10-26 09:28:28 PM  

shanrick: ACORN bit my sister.


No. Really.
 
2011-10-26 09:29:08 PM  

Nadie_AZ: It's ok. Calm down. Just go along with the thread and mercilessly display contempt for the bullsh*t that these idiots spew. Example:

ACORN raped my sister and gave me a pay cut.


Oops, sorry. I was caught up in reality for a moment. My apologies.

ACORN broke into my garage and filled it with diseased squirrels that got sick all over my car.
 
2011-10-26 09:30:31 PM  
ACORN! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!
 
2011-10-26 09:31:18 PM  
It's not ACORN. It's a group called NYCC, who work from the former ACORN offices in Brooklyn, uses old ACORN office stationery, employs much of the old ACORN staff and, according to several sources, engages in some of the old organization's controversial techniques to raise money, interest and awareness for the protests. But it's not ACORN.
 
2011-10-26 09:31:38 PM  
ACORN told me they made me the perfect turkey sammich, but the turkey was a little dry. THE TURKEY WAS A LITTLE DRY!
 
2011-10-26 09:32:45 PM  
ACORN hit me over the head and put salt in my beer.
 
2011-10-26 09:32:50 PM  
ACORN makes Battlefield 3 crash on my computer every 10 minutes.
 
2011-10-26 09:34:06 PM  
Fox news, we make it up first.
 
2011-10-26 09:34:12 PM  

Lorelle: ACORN broke into my garage and filled it with diseased squirrels that got sick all over my car.


Those bastards!
 
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