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(ESPN) Amusing There's an epic NFL matchup coming this Sunday. No, not Patriots at Steelers, Colts at Titans. This will be only the second meeting in NFL history between two teams that lost by a combined 89 points the week before   (espn.go.com) divider line 44
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Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:17:47 PM
Is it possible to have a negative-scoring game in the NFL?
 
Gecko Gingrich [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:24:14 PM
I love sports stat b-roll.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:26:25 PM
If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.
 
kronicfeld [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:06:23 PM
Only the blank meeting in history between two teams who did blank in the last blanks.

This is what sports reporting has come to: reaching for some meaningless, over-qualified statistic to write a story about.
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:18:24 PM
kronicfeld: Only the blank meeting in history between two teams who did blank in the last blanks.

This is what sports reporting has come to: reaching for some meaningless, over-qualified statistic to write a story about.

The Colts are 4-18 following Tuesday night journalism snark since 2002.

And now back to a shouting sideline reporter with
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:19:00 PM
The backspace key is all the way up there and I'm tired.
 
Wadded Beef
2011-10-26 09:13:46 PM
GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

Not to mention us CJ owners in fantasy who are still drumming their fingertips at his less-than-stellar performances...

/carry on.
 
fatalvenom
2011-10-26 09:13:54 PM
Captain Steroid: Is it possible to have a negative-scoring game in the NFL?

Only if a safety was worth negative points.

Which it should be.
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:25:08 PM
New rule: any team that loses to the 2011 Colts gets to join T.O. in the arena league.
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-10-26 09:29:10 PM
GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

he got his contract already, what does he care.

/disgruntled owner
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:29:27 PM
The first win of the Colts season will be against Atlanta.

/not really
//oh please Jesus
 
Lance Russell's Nose
2011-10-26 09:39:57 PM
GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

We already want it. If he thinks the fans were unsympathetic last Sunday, he's in for a loooooong season.

What gets me is his usual jubilance during the player intros. He's still whooping it up like it's 2009.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:46:07 PM
Do the Colts play the Dolphins this year? They could call it the Luck Bowl.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:49:47 PM
bingethinker: Do the Colts play the Dolphins this year? They could call it the Luck Bowl.

Might have Dueling Delhommes that day.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:50:31 PM
Lance Russell's Nose: GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

We already want it. If he thinks the fans were unsympathetic last Sunday, he's in for a loooooong season.

What gets me is his usual jubilance during the player intros. He's still whooping it up like it's 2009.

That booing was deserved. We paid his ass, we want to see value.
 
DoBeDoBeDo
2011-10-26 09:51:26 PM
robsul82: bingethinker: Do the Colts play the Dolphins this year? They could call it the Luck Bowl.

Might have Dueling Delhommes that day.

Nah just 1 play the offense refuses to move the ball, the defense refuses to tackle. A stalemate of two teams trying to lose!
 
4NSpy
2011-10-26 10:01:47 PM
DoBeDoBeDo: robsul82: bingethinker: Do the Colts play the Dolphins this year? They could call it the Luck Bowl.

Might have Dueling Delhommes that day.

Nah just 1 play the offense refuses to move the ball, the defense refuses to tackle. A stalemate of two teams trying to lose!

"He breaks free! and he runs out of bounds again! Oh that is just bad luck, right infront of the first down marker.
 
iron_city_ap
2011-10-26 10:03:05 PM
That would cover the 1st half. The 2nd half would be the other team running the same play.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:06:15 PM
robsul82: bingethinker: Do the Colts play the Dolphins this year? They could call it the Luck Bowl.

Might have Dueling Delhommes that day.

Especially if JP Losman (who just got signed by Miami) is playing.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:07:28 PM
cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: bingethinker: Do the Colts play the Dolphins this year? They could call it the Luck Bowl.

Might have Dueling Delhommes that day.

Especially if JP Losman (who just got signed by Miami) is playing.

Oh, that's a guarantee, haha.
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:10:19 PM
None of the winless teams play each other this year.
 
bub2000
2011-10-26 10:17:53 PM
Uh. Since when does ESPN pre-log you in? Looks like it's using facebook connect. Did I agree to that?

/oh look, a centipad.
 
skinink
2011-10-26 10:44:25 PM
The good news is neither defense should be on the field as long as they were the previous game so no defensive player should be so tired.
 
fatalvenom
2011-10-26 10:53:57 PM
skinink: The good news is neither defense should be on the field as long as they were the previous game so no defensive player should be so tired.


If that's the case, good news for the Pats.
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2011-10-26 11:05:43 PM
Wadded Beef: GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

Not to mention us CJ owners in fantasy who are still drumming their fingertips at his less-than-stellar performances...

/carry on.

Odd how his best performance was against Pittsburgh in most formats I've seen.

/Unloaded him for Sproeles and Gronkowski last week.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-26 11:30:21 PM
Suh and Fairley vs Jesus is the match up of the week.
 
jayhawk88
2011-10-26 11:35:09 PM
The Elias Sports Bureau has computers and goddamn it, they're going to use them!
 
4NSpy
2011-10-27 12:03:24 AM
ThisNameSux: Suh and Fairley vs Jesus is the match up of the week.

Dolphins sacks going into that game: 8
Dolphins sacks in that game: 6

I hope Suh crushes him, taunts him, hits him again for a penalty, then taunts him again.
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 12:37:23 AM
4NSpy: I hope Suh crushes him, taunts him, hits him again for a penalty, then taunts him again.

And I kind of hope at that point, he is immolated and disappears via a portal to Hell.

/that would make for sweet TV and then we'd probably stop f*cking around with Tebow
 
Pratty
2011-10-27 12:41:32 AM
Ken VeryBigLiar: Wadded Beef: GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

Not to mention us CJ owners in fantasy who are still drumming their fingertips at his less-than-stellar performances...

/carry on.

Odd how his best performance was against Pittsburgh in most formats I've seen.

/Unloaded him for Sproeles and Gronkowski last week.

Who the hell did you manage to con for Sproles and Gronkowski?
 
YouIsATard
2011-10-27 01:27:23 AM
IAmRight: None of the winless teams play each other this year.

Know how I know you don't follow the NFL before week two or three?
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:18:15 AM
The Saints play the Lambs this week. The Saints scored more points in their last game then Lambs have scored all year.
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2011-10-27 08:06:12 AM
Pratty: Ken VeryBigLiar

Odd how his best performance was against Pittsburgh in most formats I've seen.

/Unloaded him for Sproeles and Gronkowski last week.

Who the hell did you manage to con for Sproles and Gronkowski?

My girlfriend's brother-in-law actually but he's CONVINCED CJ's going to run roughshod the rest of the way. I figure he has good games against the Colts, Carolina and maybe Atlanta but otherwise, not so much. He's got quite a wrecking ball with Stafford, Calvin Johnson, Andre Johnson, Foster and CJ. He got Stafford and Andre for a song and a dance. In related news we've been going in the top three of this league since we've been in it.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-10-27 08:11:43 AM
Go Colts

/Houstonian
 
Broktun
2011-10-27 09:44:41 AM
t0.gstatic.com
 
Publikwerks
2011-10-27 09:48:15 AM
IAmRight: None of the winless teams play each other this year.

If they both go winless, they should have to play each other as a tie breaker. Meaning the #1 draft pick goes to the winner.
 
weazometry
2011-10-27 10:25:31 AM
GAT_00: Lance Russell's Nose: GAT_00: If we lose this week, people are going to demand CJ's head.

We already want it. If he thinks the fans were unsympathetic last Sunday, he's in for a loooooong season.

What gets me is his usual jubilance during the player intros. He's still whooping it up like it's 2009.

That booing was deserved. We paid his ass, we want to see value.

THIS.

Watched the Titans/Texans game at a sports bar here in Houston wearing my Finnegan jersey. Gee, that was fun.

CJ would get better stats if we didn't give up so many damn points and be forced to throw the ball from early on. The past two games we 'played' were nothing short of embarrassing.
 
Super_pope
2011-10-27 10:48:39 AM
Pratty: Who the hell did you manage to con for Sproles and Gronkowski?

I can beat that. I got Hasselbeck of the waiver wire, and traded him and A.J. Green to someone for Fred Jackson
 
Yaxe
2011-10-27 11:52:08 AM
Watching Drew Brees shiat on the Colts was fun for a five minutes, then I turned off the television.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark]
2011-10-27 02:51:21 PM
I can't help but laugh hysterically at the Colts misery. This is their penance for being placed in the wrong division for so long.

/move them to the North, Miami to the South, Baltimore to the East
//oh, BAL-PIT is a big rivalry. OK... just swap Peyton-less with Miami
 
HellRaisingHoosier
2011-10-27 03:03:58 PM
Go Colts!

i234.photobucket.com



I wonder if Painter or Orlovsky is starting?
*shakes head is disgust*
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2011-10-27 03:31:44 PM
bluorangefyre: I can't help but laugh hysterically at the Colts misery. This is their penance for being placed in the wrong division for so long.

/move them to the North, Miami to the South, Baltimore to the East
//oh, BAL-PIT is a big rivalry. OK... just swap Peyton-less with Miami

The east coast retirees who move to Florida wouldn't appreciate this one bit. Although the NFL did have a conundrum with both the NFC and AFC South- lack of tradition on either side. When the longest a team has been in town is 1960 and the rivalries aren't as psychotic as the AFC West it won't produce much worth getting excited about.
 
bart2puck
2011-10-27 04:02:54 PM
sidney crosby is a homo.
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-10-27 06:50:55 PM
bluorangefyre: I can't help but laugh hysterically at the Colts misery. This is their penance for being placed in the wrong division for so long.

/move them to the North, Miami to the South, Baltimore to the East
//oh, BAL-PIT is a big rivalry. OK... just swap Peyton-less with Miami

how about dropping divisions altogether so we dont have to see awful teams from crappy division limp into the wildcard over a good team in a tough division.

division ...

/its for 3rd grade math
//not the nfl
 
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