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(CBS Cleveland)   Ohio police arrest woman wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels after a harrowing 128 mph high-speed police chase. Sounds like Subby's kind of woman, crazy, almost naked and fast   (cleveland.cbslocal.com) divider line 102
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2011-10-26 07:35:13 PM

Ohio police arrest woman wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels


You rarely see police wearing that sort of thing on the job.
 
2011-10-26 07:36:41 PM
Ouch. That's a had 28.
 
2011-10-26 07:36:50 PM
The "File photo of a cop car with lights on" added a metric shiat-ton to TFA.
 
2011-10-26 07:37:49 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2011-10-26 07:40:11 PM
And here's yer dashboard-cam video...

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-drunken-topless-highspeed-chase,0,5 0 69791.story
 
2011-10-26 07:40:58 PM
Almost my kind of woman.


//now where did I put those bees?
 
2011-10-26 07:41:19 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Pics or it didn't happen


It's Ohio.... There is a 95% chance that we are better off NOT having pics.
 
2011-10-26 07:41:57 PM
Dash cam video.

Link (new window, not a RR)
 
2011-10-26 07:42:44 PM

KoolerThanJesus: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Pics or it didn't happen

It's Ohio.... There is a 95% chance that we are better off NOT having pics.


so 5% chance of "hubba hubba"?
I like those odds.
 
2011-10-26 07:44:17 PM

Sticky Hands: KoolerThanJesus: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Pics or it didn't happen

It's Ohio.... There is a 95% chance that we are better off NOT having pics.

so 5% chance of "hubba hubba"?
I like those odds.


You also have a 5% of tub girl
 
2011-10-26 07:45:24 PM
And runners! I like this woman. Too bad they flubbed her age by a decade.
 
2011-10-26 07:46:17 PM
The minute I heard about this earlier today, I knew it was only a matter of time before it made it here. I guessed 3 hours. I was off a bit.

/not as off as her though.
 
2011-10-26 07:47:20 PM
Those don't look like high heels to me in the video. False advertising.
 
2011-10-26 07:47:42 PM

bishop6042: Dash cam video.

Link (new window, not a RR)


Thanks, bishop6042, for giving me the link I most regret clicking on today.

/only have myself to blame.
 
2011-10-26 07:48:39 PM

bishop6042: Dash cam video.

Link (new window, not a RR)


I am relieved to see that she did, in fact, choose sensible footwear for her evening out - rather than the high heels alleged. Stilettos are a major cause of crashes during drunk car chases.
 
2011-10-26 07:48:57 PM
It is an immutable law of the internet that the kind of people who are naked in public are never the people you'd want to see naked.
 
2011-10-26 07:49:56 PM

inglixthemad: Ouch. That's a had 28.


Well, she was driving around in nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels.
 
2011-10-26 07:51:00 PM
I'm just going to leave this here.
 
2011-10-26 07:52:34 PM

mhuckins: I'm just going to leave this here.


To quote Duke Nukem: "Hell, I'd still hit it."
 
2011-10-26 07:53:38 PM
It's pretty sad that someone that obviously has mental/addiction problems ends up in situations like this when The Butterfly Effect could've had her in a successful situation. Don't get me wrong, this ain't a "Welcome to Fark" shiat but it just always makes me wonder what she could've been.
 
2011-10-26 07:54:15 PM
Damn that guy is fugly.
 
2011-10-26 07:55:08 PM
Eh. She likes being nude, hates the police and knows how to handle a car. She'd be popular at the next Fark Party.
 
2011-10-26 07:55:28 PM
GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL!
 
2011-10-26 07:56:10 PM
Drugs are bad m'kay?
 
2011-10-26 07:56:14 PM

KoolerThanJesus: so 5% chance of "hubba hubba"?
I like those odds.

You also have a 5% of tub girl


and 100% chance of teh crazy
 
2011-10-26 07:56:51 PM

Mama's Boy: It's pretty sad that someone that obviously has mental/addiction problems ends up in situations like this when The Butterfly Effect could've had her in a successful situation. Don't get me wrong, this ain't a "Welcome to Fark" shiat but it just always makes me wonder what she could've been.


She's flapping her wings and causing storms all the way around the world?
 
2011-10-26 07:59:04 PM

video man: mhuckins: I'm just going to leave this here.

To quote Duke Nukem: "Hell, I'd still hit it."


yeah, I've paid for worse, but gotten better for free.

at least that's how I remember it going down.
 
2011-10-26 08:00:37 PM
Sounds like the typical young adult halloween costume.
 
2011-10-26 08:01:48 PM
Right facebook page?

Link (new window)
 
2011-10-26 08:05:23 PM
Here she is

img683.imageshack.us
 
2011-10-26 08:05:35 PM

Mama's Boy: It's pretty sad that someone that obviously has mental/addiction problems ends up in situations like this when The Butterfly Effect could've had her in a successful situation.


The same could be said about Ashton Kutcher.
 
2011-10-26 08:06:44 PM
media.trb.com
 
2011-10-26 08:08:23 PM

blondski: Sounds like the typical young adult halloween costume.


I was going to go with meth'd up stripper, but you seem more in touch with today's young people.
 
2011-10-26 08:09:42 PM
Those are tennis shoes. Can't these people get anything right?
 
2011-10-26 08:11:15 PM

cleveoh: blondski: Sounds like the typical young adult halloween costume.

I was going to go with meth'd up stripper, but you seem more in touch with today's young people.


That's the benefit of grad school. Those undergrads keep you young.
 
2011-10-26 08:11:25 PM

cleveoh: blondski: Sounds like the typical young adult halloween costume.

I was going to go with meth'd up stripper, but you seem more in touch with today's young people.


That's why you have to love this time of year. You can't tell hip young people from meth-addicted strippers on a binge.
 
2011-10-26 08:12:00 PM
Glad she is in Ohio, that is the kind of woman I end up dating. I like the ones with extra crazy and bad judgment, so I need to stay away from them. Looks pretty good too. Though the tattoos are a turn off but I usually get over that fast enough.
 
2011-10-26 08:13:24 PM
I keep expecting my (former) step-daughter to end up in one of these stories, except she lacks the style to wear fishnet stockings. She was a mean drunk and a binge drinker, so she fits the profile.
 
2011-10-26 08:14:22 PM

cleveoh: blondski: Sounds like the typical young adult halloween costume.

I was going to go with meth'd up stripper, but you seem more in touch with today's young people.


I was thinking stripper too.
When those things snap, you better be out of the way!
 
2011-10-26 08:16:39 PM
Once she sobers up, I'd hit it.

Then run.
 
2011-10-26 08:18:04 PM

OgreMagi: I keep expecting my (former) step-daughter to end up in one of these stories, except she lacks the style to wear fishnet stockings. She was a mean drunk and a binge drinker, so she fits the profile.


The male world of fark is thinking it but I'll say it, what's her phone number?
 
2011-10-26 08:21:57 PM

blondski: OgreMagi: I keep expecting my (former) step-daughter to end up in one of these stories, except she lacks the style to wear fishnet stockings. She was a mean drunk and a binge drinker, so she fits the profile.

The male world of fark is thinking it but I'll say it, what's her phone number?


Hell if I know. I haven't spoken to her in years.
 
2011-10-26 08:22:43 PM
She's cute and obviously likes to party. I'd hit it.
 
2011-10-26 08:28:32 PM

blackmtnmantheonly: Once she sobers up, I'd hit it. Then run.


You do know that hit-and-run is against the law, right? And knowing you that would lead to ANOTHER Ohio police arresting someone wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels.
 
2011-10-26 08:35:01 PM

OgreMagi: blondski: OgreMagi: I keep expecting my (former) step-daughter to end up in one of these stories, except she lacks the style to wear fishnet stockings. She was a mean drunk and a binge drinker, so she fits the profile.

The male world of fark is thinking it but I'll say it, what's her phone number?

Hell if I know. I haven't spoken to her in years.


Would you mind if we hit it?
 
2011-10-26 08:38:11 PM

TreeHugger: GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL!


yah, this
 
2011-10-26 08:38:33 PM

video man: OgreMagi: blondski: OgreMagi: I keep expecting my (former) step-daughter to end up in one of these stories, except she lacks the style to wear fishnet stockings. She was a mean drunk and a binge drinker, so she fits the profile.

The male world of fark is thinking it but I'll say it, what's her phone number?

Hell if I know. I haven't spoken to her in years.

Would you mind if we hit it?


Wear a condom. In fact, wear two just to be on the safe side.
 
2011-10-26 08:41:25 PM

ThisNameSux: She's cute and obviously likes to party. I'd hit it.


This.

She doesn't strike me as good conversation, but a couple of lines and I'll bet she goes like a jackhammer.

/Subby's illegitimate half-sister?
 
2011-10-26 08:46:13 PM
I had a girlfriend from Bainbridge. She was better looking than the woman in TFA, but not as crazy.
 
2011-10-26 08:59:43 PM
Did anyone else notice the tats on her right thigh ?

W/T/F ???
 
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