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ThatGuyGreg

2011-10-26 05:16:29 PM

Lord, how I wish I could be so enthralled with giant switch {...} statement.

GWSuperfan

2011-10-26 05:17:59 PM

I thought I remembered seeing something about a "Gay Deciever" response (i.e. "I bet you say that to all the smart girls") to "You're a smart girl, Siri", but I'll be damned if the googles aren't failing me. Any iPhone4S users wanna test it?

dustlesswalnut

2011-10-26 05:20:58 PM

Hey, a chatbot. That was really fun when I was in middle school and they were free on the internet and not proprietary on $2-400 phones.

cgraves67

2011-10-26 05:21:13 PM

If you say "Open the pod bay doors, Hal" Rather than "Open the pod bay doors" it will say: "I'm afraid I can't do that, user"

Jim DiGriz

2011-10-26 05:21:56 PM

Anyone tried saying "gaybounce, gaybounce, gaybounce" yet?

/no, it's not some homoerotic peep show. Read "The Number of the Beast" by Robert Heinlein.

rudemix

2011-10-26 05:28:39 PM

I heard if you ask it 'what should I wear today?' it responds 'You'd look good in a black tortoise neck and jeans'

improvius

2011-10-26 05:32:40 PM

Does "elda taluta" do anything?

draypresct

2011-10-26 05:36:44 PM

I wonder what the response would be to "Siri, do you wreck a nice beach?"

\Last 4 words were on a t-shirt at a very specialized conference {cough} decades ago.

loonatic112358

2011-10-26 05:37:27 PM

Jim DiGriz: Anyone tried saying "gaybounce, gaybounce, gaybounce" yet?

/no, it's not some homoerotic peep show. Read "The Number of the Beast" by Robert Heinlein.

Hey, if you wind up on Mars, in the hands of Russians or Brits, you have no one else to blame but yourself.

Treygreen13

2011-10-26 05:40:14 PM

I told it Recdu Recsu Guards Bank! No luck.
I was very sad.

Tristero's Empire

2011-10-26 05:41:38 PM

Someone please try, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"

steamingpile

2011-10-26 05:44:24 PM

So now easter eggs are just random phrases some hipster phone does?

Apple zombies are the best, always acting like its new even when its been on other phones for months.

sesame

2011-10-26 05:45:53 PM

me: Who are the biggest villains on the planet?

Siri: If you'd like I can search the web for 'JEWS'.

Link

AtticusFinchEsq

2011-10-26 05:46:14 PM

Tristero's Empire: Someone please try, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"

"Ok. I'll pass the message on to Gort."

Tom_Slick

2011-10-26 05:48:38 PM

cgraves67: If you say "Open the pod bay doors, Hal" Rather than "Open the pod bay doors" it will say: "I'm afraid I can't do that, user"

What happens if you ask it to diagnose the AE35 Unit?

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh

2011-10-26 05:49:23 PM

18. Call 911
Calling 911... Sorry user, I can't call 911.

That isn't an easter egg, that's a failure. It'd be a mighty good idea to allow Siri to do that (with an extra confirmation) and something someone may try to rely on in an accident when they are unable to find the phone, reach it and/or dial it.

/Been in a wreck, took me a few minutes to find where my iPhone ended up to call for help and I was mobile and only moderately hurt. Siri dialing 911 in a bad wreck could be a lifesaver and life ender if someone relies on it, but it refuses.

tzzhc4

2011-10-26 05:50:32 PM

When I asked Siri to "open the pod bay doors" it replied "I'm sorry, Mike. I'm afraid I can't do that . There are you happy".

Tristero's Empire

2011-10-26 06:01:44 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: Tristero's Empire: Someone please try, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"

"Ok. I'll pass the message on to Gort."

Ha! Nice.

WellBelowAverage

2011-10-26 06:02:33 PM

Is there a secret phrase or word you can say and cause it to self destruct?

Terminal easter egg?

Gecko Gingrich

2011-10-26 06:03:00 PM

Tristero's Empire: Someone please try, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"

Exactly what I was thinking.

Then, "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A start."

ProfessorOhki

2011-10-26 06:05:22 PM

13. Tell me a joke.
I can't. I always forget the punch line.

The speech recognition in OS9 would actually respond to that with one of a series of terrible knock-knock jokes. Granted it'd take 5-6 tries to get it to recognize the original query and another 5-6 to register the "who's there."

/speech2text | chatterbot | text2speech
//am I visionary yet?

NaziKamikaze

2011-10-26 06:10:56 PM

"How do I jailbreak you."

Der Poopflinger

2011-10-26 06:15:00 PM

I hate that term for hidden shiat

Shazam999

2011-10-26 06:16:18 PM

Tristero's Empire: Someone please try, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"

"I believe Klatu left the planet somewhere around 1951."

scottydoesntknow

2011-10-26 06:17:07 PM

Shazam999

2011-10-26 06:17:51 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Tristero's Empire: Someone please try, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"

Exactly what I was thinking.

Then, "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A start."

Doesn't understand it it seems.

PC LOAD LETTER

2011-10-26 06:18:51 PM

When I say "oh yeah, baby, keep going, just like that, faster, faster, oh OHHHHHHH", it dials your mom.

Gecko Gingrich

2011-10-26 06:18:59 PM

steamingpile: So now easter eggs are just random phrases some hipster phone does?

Apple zombies are the best, always acting like its new even when its been on other phones for months.

Oh, STFU and let folks have some fun. Yes, yes, I'm sure that your decisions on electronics (then again, I'm sure you "don't even own a TV") are vastly superior to everyone else's. Never bought for whimsy. And always the "best" decision. Here's a thought Chief, "best" is relative.

You rail on "hipsters", yet you yourself are a hipster. Don't think so? What makes someone a "hipster"? It's the guy that has to always be cooler than everyone else by not liking what the crowd likes. It's the guy who always has to tell you that your choice in products was a poor one. *He*, and he alone, is the oracle of cool. He'll tell you what you should (or shouldn't) buy. He's got the line on cool. Sound familiar? It should.

It's a farking phone. It does cool/fun things. Yes, yours does, too. It doesn't make your dick any smaller just because someone didn't come to the same decision you did.

Gecko Gingrich

2011-10-26 06:20:10 PM

Shazam999: Doesn't understand it it seems.

:(

SandmanEsq

2011-10-26 06:20:24 PM

scottydoesntknow: [cdn.ientry.com image 640x297]

You are my new favorite person for the next 10 seconds. I have a very short attenti --- LOOK a Squirrel!

InfamousBLT

2011-10-26 06:28:21 PM

I won't be impressed until someone puts Watson on a phone.
Siri is nothing new guys. Its cool yeah but the technology to do this has been there for a while.

Mr.Niceguy

2011-10-26 06:28:22 PM

About what?

Tristero's Empire

2011-10-26 06:29:13 PM

What about "Who's on first?" etc...

DarthBart

2011-10-26 06:31:57 PM

WellBelowAverage: Is there a secret phrase or word you can say and cause it to self destruct?

Terminal easter egg?

1A 2B 3C.

satanorsanta

2011-10-26 06:39:27 PM

Tristero's Empire: What about "Who's on first?" etc...

i.imgur.com

Spanky_McFarksalot

2011-10-26 06:44:04 PM

"why are fanbois so annoying?"

Siri "because they have nothng else in their lives...also a tiny penis"

thats weird.

lotofsnow

2011-10-26 06:45:58 PM

Tristero's Empire: What about "Who's on first?" etc...

Iris says "What's on second?"

JanusofZeal

2011-10-26 06:46:25 PM

Treygreen13: I told it Recdu Recsu Guards Bank! No luck.
I was very sad.

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You, sir, are a freaking nerd, and now I want to go find a T2A freeshard to play on, you jerk.

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Britney Spear's Speculum

2011-10-26 07:04:58 PM

6. who made you
Like it says on the box, I was ~~designed by Apple in california~~assembled by a bunch of depressed Chinese slaves at Foxconn in Shandong,China

fixed

SN1987a goes boom

2011-10-26 07:05:05 PM

17. Take a photo
User, I'm not much of a photographer.

18. Call 911
Calling 911... Sorry user, I can't call 911.

These seem like genuinely basic and usful functions for a voice activated phone.

Marine1

2011-10-26 07:15:44 PM

dustlesswalnut: Hey, a chatbot. That was really fun when I was in middle school and they were free on the internet and not proprietary on $2-400 phones.

Tbh, I don't think this isn't anything that couldn't be implemented on Android/WP7 devices through a quick update. Hasn't it already been done on Android.

dustlesswalnut

2011-10-26 07:22:13 PM

Marine1: dustlesswalnut: Hey, a chatbot. That was really fun when I was in middle school and they were free on the internet and not proprietary on $2-400 phones.

Tbh, I don't think this isn't anything that couldn't be implemented on Android/WP7 devices through a quick update. Hasn't it already been done on Android.

Yes and no, all of the search/utility pieces already exist with google voice actions, and the conversational chatbots exist as apps you can download, but the cohesive built in package doesn't exist yet. (Conversational chatbots that spew out preset answers are pretty lame though, so I don't want it built in.)

Soracloud

2011-10-26 07:26:40 PM

Q: Siri when will my trust fund run out?

A: Hopefully not before iPhone 5 is released

Q: Siri do these tight pants and ironic mustache make me look cool?

A: I found 2 Urban Outfitters close to you

BroVinny

2011-10-26 07:27:25 PM

SN1987a goes boom: 17. Take a photo
User, I'm not much of a photographer.

18. Call 911
Calling 911... Sorry user, I can't call 911.

These seem like genuinely basic and usful functions for a voice activated phone.

Richard Dreyfuss is now running around somewhere, futilely trying to get his iPhone to dial 911.

steamingpile

2011-10-26 07:33:34 PM

Gecko Gingrich: steamingpile: So now easter eggs are just random phrases some hipster phone does?

Apple zombies are the best, always acting like its new even when its been on other phones for months.

Oh, STFU and let folks have some fun. Yes, yes, I'm sure that your decisions on electronics (then again, I'm sure you "don't even own a TV") are vastly superior to everyone else's. Never bought for whimsy. And always the "best" decision. Here's a thought Chief, "best" is relative.

You rail on "hipsters", yet you yourself are a hipster. Don't think so? What makes someone a "hipster"? It's the guy that has to always be cooler than everyone else by not liking what the crowd likes. It's the guy who always has to tell you that your choice in products was a poor one. *He*, and he alone, is the oracle of cool. He'll tell you what you should (or shouldn't) buy. He's got the line on cool. Sound familiar? It should.

It's a farking phone. It does cool/fun things. Yes, yours does, too. It doesn't make your dick any smaller just because someone didn't come to the same decision you did.

Oh I own 3 TVs, 65", 54", 35", 4 if you count the 42" one in the kids bedroom and I bought because they were the best not for whimsy and over paid for the pleasure.

And hipsters are the ones screaming about features because its a particular brand and ignoring those features have been available on other, better devices for almost a year.

Feel good hipsters, then suck more apple cock when they release their next phone with a pedometer but call it something fancy like iStep.

xadrian

2011-10-26 07:44:33 PM

What is the universal greeting? (Any nerd programmer worth their salt should have included that one.)

It does answer 42 to the meaning of life.

ProfessorOhki

2011-10-26 07:45:48 PM

steamingpile: Feel good hipsters, then suck more apple cock when they release their next phone with a pedometer but call it something fancy like iStep.

I hate to break it to you man... (new window)

RectalFury

2011-10-26 07:51:06 PM

steamingpile: Gecko Gingrich: steamingpile: So now easter eggs are just random phrases some hipster phone does?

Apple zombies are the best, always acting like its new even when its been on other phones for months.

Oh, STFU and let folks have some fun. Yes, yes, I'm sure that your decisions on electronics (then again, I'm sure you "don't even own a TV") are vastly superior to everyone else's. Never bought for whimsy. And always the "best" decision. Here's a thought Chief, "best" is relative.

You rail on "hipsters", yet you yourself are a hipster. Don't think so? What makes someone a "hipster"? It's the guy that has to always be cooler than everyone else by not liking what the crowd likes. It's the guy who always has to tell you that your choice in products was a poor one. *He*, and he alone, is the oracle of cool. He'll tell you what you should (or shouldn't) buy. He's got the line on cool. Sound familiar? It should.

It's a farking phone. It does cool/fun things. Yes, yours does, too. It doesn't make your dick any smaller just because someone didn't come to the same decision you did.

Oh I own 3 TVs, 65", 54", 35", 4 if you count the 42" one in the kids bedroom and I bought because they were the best not for whimsy and over paid for the pleasure.

And hipsters are the ones screaming about features because its a particular brand and ignoring those features have been available on other, better devices for almost a year.

Feel good hipsters, then suck more apple cock when they release their next phone with a pedometer but call it something fancy like iStep.

The first iPhone had that - with Nike+.

:)

CravenMorehead

2011-10-26 07:55:29 PM

Wow, those started off pretty lame and managed to get lamer as I went down the list.

Thanks for the Meme-ries

2011-10-26 07:59:52 PM

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