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(The Consumerist) Spiffy Your ketchup just got an UPGRADE   (consumerist.com) divider line 260
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Msol [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:56:10 PM
The Consumerist sounds like dijon-mustard-mocking Sean Hannity. Jesus.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:59:11 PM
Kung Fu Ketchup:

www.thecampuscompanion.com
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:09:12 PM
Is it green?
 
costermonger [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:19:43 PM
From the linked New York Times article:

Americans squirt ketchup on an average of 9.74 meals a week, and households on average consume 1.3 bottles a month.

What the fark do you people eat?
 
impaler [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:23:55 PM
Is it 2 full servings of vegetables now?
 
Bukharin
2011-10-26 05:30:27 PM
codinghorror.typepad.com


Banana sauce > ketchup anyways.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:32:28 PM
If I see any pinky fingers sticking out I may have to festoon it with an onion ring.

csb:
My grandfather spent some time in Europe during WWII, and my Gram noticed after he came home that he had started the habit of sticking his pinky out whenever he sipped his coffee. She didn't like this because she felt he was putting on airs for no reason. So one day they were eating breakfast and she got so sick of seeing that pinky finger that she stuck a donut on it. He never stuck his pinky out again.

/fin
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:46:27 PM
I think you mean an upgrayyedd.
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:47:19 PM
costermonger: What the fark do you people eat?

There are people like my wife-she pouts it on everything. We go through a 2-pack of big bottles every couple of months.

/hate the stuff, personally.
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-26 05:59:54 PM
costermonger: From the linked New York Times article:

Americans squirt ketchup on an average of 9.74 meals a week, and households on average consume 1.3 bottles a month.

What the fark do you people eat?

Hot dogs and tater tots purchased at Costco.
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:02:21 PM
AbbeySomeone: tater tots purchased at Costco.

Is that the 1-ton or the 2-ton economy pack?
 
Babwa Wawa [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:15:11 PM
costermonger: From the linked New York Times article:

Americans squirt ketchup on an average of 9.74 meals a week, and households on average consume 1.3 bottles a month.

What the fark do you people eat?

My son will dip anything in ketchup - broccoli, grilled cheese, whateves.

I'll have ketchup a few times a week. It averages out.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:16:40 PM
Farkin' foodies farkin' up the simple farkin' pleasures.
 
fusillade762
2011-10-26 07:10:31 PM
Wow, a whole BUCK more? I'll see you and raise:

www.skateboardr.com

$25.00
 
oldebayer
2011-10-26 07:17:41 PM
There was a spell, I'd guess around 2000-2005, when just about every single recipe on the planet included balsamic vinegar. Now I see, it was all a plot by Heinz so the vinegar makers of Modena would glut the market, allowing Heinz to buy the stuff by the tanker-load as it fell out of fashion, and jack up the price on their ketchup. Nifty, if evil, plot.
 
kimwim
2011-10-26 08:04:04 PM
666666666
well, that was fun!
 
blondski
2011-10-26 08:06:03 PM
KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:08:25 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

YEAH! You wouldn't want to cover up the bug parts, rodent droppings, and delicious taste of hog lips and cow anuses that went into making that hot dog!
 
shinjitsuism
2011-10-26 08:09:21 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

i34.servimg.com
 
elchip
2011-10-26 08:09:48 PM
Is it still made with cheapo HFCS?

Buy Hunt's, they use real sugar.
 
Sticky Hands
2011-10-26 08:10:31 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

You are right.
I just save it for steak night.
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-10-26 08:10:38 PM
One word. Salsa.
 
mdeesnuts
2011-10-26 08:10:54 PM
A fleeting instant on the intertubes was captured...

img13.imageshack.us
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2011-10-26 08:11:14 PM
Yup, the 80s are back.

When I was a kid in the 70s, I put ketchup on steak and chicken. Yep, chicken.

/Sriricha FTW
//HP Sauce too
 
traylor
2011-10-26 08:11:35 PM
It's not a significant upgrade. It's only a catch-up.
 
Interceptor1
2011-10-26 08:11:35 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

No, you use catsup and mustard.
 
malaktaus
2011-10-26 08:12:25 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

Yes it does. That's almost the only thing it goes on, now that I think of it. Hot dogs, and french fries if you're out of mayonnaise.
 
Soracloud
2011-10-26 08:12:37 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

amen
 
Acharne
2011-10-26 08:12:54 PM
www.atlantaintownpaper.com
Just in time for this guy.

/stolen from the silly thread.
 
lockers
2011-10-26 08:13:30 PM
I've had bottles, when it was just me and my daughter that i threw out because they went bad. That takes about two years. No that i am in a family of four, it takes about two months. But that's nothing compared to our salsa consumption. We are lucky if a jar lasts two weeks.
 
ElusiveWookiee
2011-10-26 08:13:43 PM
elchip: Is it still made with cheapo HFCS?

That was my very first thought, too. Hoping "up scale" meant the third ingredient WOULDN'T be HFCS.
 
lakrfool
2011-10-26 08:14:15 PM
Artisan Ketchup
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:14:22 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

I don't subscribe to your theory.
 
Acharne
2011-10-26 08:14:31 PM
As for the people saying' Ketchup doesn't go on a hot dog:


Why is this something to get worked up over? Does it matter? Will you be prevented from getting into heaven?

/likes ketchup on his hotdogs sometimes.
 
eatin' fetus
2011-10-26 08:14:34 PM
The Consumerist
We still get a weekly allowance from our parents
 
bungle_jr
2011-10-26 08:14:47 PM
elchip: Is it still made with cheapo HFCS?

Buy Hunt's, they use real sugar.

i don't care what each of them are made of...fact of the matter is HEINZ is far superior to HUNTS. however, walmart and aldi storebrands are pretty good too
 
mdeesnuts
2011-10-26 08:14:51 PM
blondski: KETCHUP DOES NOT GO ON A HOT DOG

Anything goes on a hotdog. It shares this characteristic with pizza.
 
Skr
2011-10-26 08:15:07 PM
api.ning.com
mmmm ketchup
 
blondski
2011-10-26 08:15:17 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: Yup, the 80s are back.

When I was a kid in the 70s, I put ketchup on steak and chicken. Yep, chicken.

/Sriricha FTW
//HP Sauce too

If you love Sriricha and Tabasco you have got to try Louisiana Gold. Best damn pepper sauce around. I carry some in my bag for spicy emergencies.

www.brucefoods.com
 
malaktaus
2011-10-26 08:17:03 PM
lockers: I've had bottles, when it was just me and my daughter that i threw out because they went bad. That takes about two years. No that i am in a family of four, it takes about two months. But that's nothing compared to our salsa consumption. We are lucky if a jar lasts two weeks.

You threw your daughter out because your ketchup went bad? You, sir, are a terrible person.
 
jingks
2011-10-26 08:17:22 PM
I think I have ketchup a couple times a month. I can't think of anything I put it on except french fries, burgers and hot dogs (sorry) and I don't tend to cook those very often.
 
Babwa Wawa [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:17:42 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: /Sriricha FTW

R.A.Danny: Kung Fu Ketchup

Your jibs. I appreciate the cut of them.
 
Skyd1v
2011-10-26 08:18:59 PM
robmilmel: costermonger: What the fark do you people eat?

There are people like my wife-she pouts it on everything. We go through a 2-pack of big bottles every couple of months.

/hate the stuff, personally.

*Fistbump*

D1vWife does the same thing. Used to make fun of her until she pointed out that my Tabasco usage parallels/exceeds her Ketchup intake.

/no, Tabasco is not "hot", I just love the stuff, mkay?
 
lockers
2011-10-26 08:20:07 PM
malaktaus: lockers: I've had bottles, when it was just me and my daughter that i threw out because they went bad. That takes about two years. No that i am in a family of four, it takes about two months. But that's nothing compared to our salsa consumption. We are lucky if a jar lasts two weeks.

You threw your daughter out because your ketchup went bad? You, sir, are a terrible person.

Sorry, i meant daughters that i threw out. It only takes until tgey were two.

/not really. Posting from my iPhone sucks.
 
bungle_jr
2011-10-26 08:20:10 PM
Acharne: As for the people saying' Ketchup doesn't go on a hot dog:


Why is this something to get worked up over? Does it matter? Will you be prevented from getting into heaven?

/likes ketchup on his hotdogs sometimes.

not only do i like ketchup and/or mustard the rare occasion i eat a regular hotdog, when i eat a corndog at home, i make a line, about the length of the corndog, of mustard and ketchup on my plate, then i roll the corndog in it so it's completely coated in a mustard/ketchup mixture
 
bigbadideasinaction
2011-10-26 08:20:44 PM
robmilmel: costermonger: What the fark do you people eat?

There are people like my wife-she pouts it on everything. We go through a 2-pack of big bottles every couple of months.

/hate the stuff, personally.

Dayum...

...I'm pretty sure the bottle I have in the cupboard is expired now, which is an impressive feat for Ketchup.
 
zato_ichi
2011-10-26 08:20:45 PM
nopotato.files.wordpress.com

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:21:00 PM
Acharne: As for the people saying' Ketchup doesn't go on a hot dog:


Why is this something to get worked up over? Does it matter? Will you be prevented from getting into heaven?

/likes ketchup on his hotdogs sometimes.

I don't understand why people get all butthurt over what other people enjoy eating. Think it's disgusting if you want, that is fine, but to say I CAN'T eat it? Thems is fightin words. I'll eat whatever the damn hell I please, however I choose to eat it.
 
cyberspacedout
2011-10-26 08:21:05 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

I'm assuming it only comes in a large.
 
Babwa Wawa [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:21:41 PM
malaktaus: You threw your daughter out because your ketchup went bad?

Hey, you can only do so much as a parent. When a kid breaks bad, they break bad. As lockers says, it can take as little as two months.
 
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