"But, but, I was in That Show! The one that was so popular ten years ago! I still matter, dammit!"

Brad Pitt to some guy named Justin who nobody has ever heard of. That's not a step down, that's falling off the roof of a 4 story building.

No Jen, we didn't ask about that, we said Tits or GTFO.

Does she have another movie nobody wants to see coming out again?

Zombie Eater: Does she have another movie nobody wants to see coming out again?

Yup. Feb 2012.

And in the coincidence of all coincidences, Justin Theroux (whoever the heck that is) is also in the movie.

He has a bit of the gay face. :/

styckx: Meh.. Article is useless without form fitting shirt and two missile cones poking through.

Because the tabloids still need to fill a Princess Diana-sized gap, including bearing an heir for the public. Never mind that just about every other Hollywood hottie - especially Angelina and Goopy - have done their share.

I'd give her a womb busting.

I wish she would remain quiet until she speaks up some day to deny the sex tape I'll have already watched.

Nope. No one asked.

The tabloids have decided that she has to be on their covers at least every other issue, even though she doesn't do anything at all crazy compared to some other celebs, so they make shiat up. All she's doing is dispelling rumors.

And she's hot, so there's that.

Yes, they asked. Seeing as she stole this guy from a woman who'd had him for 14 years, they moved in together after about 2 months, she's getting to be "that age," and they seem to be inseparable, it's not even that stupid of a question.

You just have to keep up with your gossip. Subby is either slacking or trolling.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rent Party: Nope. No one asked.

AdolfOliverPanties: They insinuated.

You wanta guess how I know you're gay?

You want to guess how I know you have no women in your life? You know, like a wife? Or daughters? Or sisters?

Rent Party: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rent Party: Nope. No one asked.

AdolfOliverPanties: They insinuated.

You wanta guess how I know you're gay?

You want to guess how I know you have no women in your life? You know, like a wife? Or daughters? Or sisters?



Word.

I know a hell of a lot of sh*t I have no business knowing.

/wife, two daughters

Perhaps she might be down for a half-crocodile, half-duck, half-Aniston baby instead?

If she is, I'm game.

Tits.

That's all you have, Jen.

Tits and a hairstyle.

rjakobi: Tits.

That's all you have, Jen.

Tits and a hairstyle.


Works for me.

/wish I had tits

AdolfOliverPanties: rjakobi: Tits.

That's all you have, Jen.

Tits and a hairstyle.

And perfect legs, an incredible ass, a minge, a gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes.

Besides that, she has nothing.

Except millions and millions of dollars.

But that's it. Borrrring.

I just saw "Horrible Bosses" last night and she looked great in it. And the guy who was trying to resist her advances because he was engaged should realize he was lucky enough to attract two women. His character was such a pussy whipped person. I wish I had a boss that looked like Jen Anniston and wanted to fark me.

AdolfOliverPanties: Car_Ramrod: AdolfOliverPanties: rjakobi: Tits.

That's all you have, Jen.

Tits and a hairstyle.

And perfect legs, an incredible ass, a minge, a gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes.

Besides that, she has nothing.

Except millions and millions of dollars.

But that's it. Borrrring.

But besides all that, what have the Romans ever done for us?

"Her laugh"
"Her laugh? Oh shut up!"

At least she quit smoking cigs. Good for you girl. That shiat is nasty!

I've always wondered how she didn't end up banging Jim Carrey. Seems every movie Jims Carreys in, if the woman is somewhat hot, he spends months finding out she's crazier than he his before running for the hills.

I lol'd.

/even I was surprised.

The only "we" that matters is whoever thrusts a microphone into her face.

So, maybe we don't care...but "we" do care.

styckx: rjakobi: Tits.

That's all you have, Jen.

Tits and a hairstyle.

And an ass, and pretty face, toned body, nice legs.. Etc etc.. You seem pretty gay..

JESUS CHRIST STOP WITH THE GAY BULLSHIAT!

/I'll say it right now: Jennifer Aniston is pretty. I don't wanna fark her. I'm as straight as an arrow.

Translation: "He won't marry me."

The only thing i find attractive about her is that she's intelligent. Granted, i'm not saying she's not physically attractive... she is... but the rest of her cancels it all out. But, i can never hate on smarts.

Bag of Hammers: styckx: Meh.. Article is useless without form fitting shirt and two missile cones poking through.

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Is it me or does the left one look perky and the right one lazy?

Evenbiggerknickers: not to shabby for a girl whose crowning glory is tits and a hair cut.



Twooo biiiiits!

Her nipples must be exhausted all the time.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rent Party: You want to guess how I know you have no women in your life? You know, like a wife? Or daughters? Or sisters?

AdolfOliverPanties: Because I can do a GIS on "aniston pregnant" and post some of the results?

Sure seems like a low bar has been set on being gay these days.


no no no. it was that you cared enough to dispute it

The only people that wouldn't be aware of those magazine covers are people completely surrounded by other men. You'd have to be gay to *not* be aware of them.

peterthx: Evenbiggerknickers: not to shabby for a girl whose crowning glory is tits and a hair cut.

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Twooo biiiiits!

bahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

AdolfOliverPanties: Car_Ramrod: AdolfOliverPanties: rjakobi: Tits.

That's all you have, Jen.

Tits and a hairstyle.

And perfect legs, an incredible ass, a minge, a gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes.

Besides that, she has nothing.

Except millions and millions of dollars.

But that's it. Borrrring.

But besides all that, what have the Romans ever done for us?

And Aquaducts

Dear Subby, as earlier noted by others, LOTS of people have asked. I am a cashier at Wal-Mart, and all these magazines are in my lane with their covers saying that she is marrying this guy and they are having a baby. I really don't care if is is/does or not. I do wish her happiness as I would any other human being, and think it's ridiculous how these magazines operate. Currently they are going on about how Kim Kardashian is regretting getting married. I never crack open these magazines, but I read every bit of the covers. It's crazy. And I don't know how they don't get sued more often.