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(Hollyscoop) Followup What you can expect from her Playboy photo spread, besides a test of Playboy's ability to use Photoshop   (hollyscoop.com) divider line 141
More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, Playboy, intergluteal cleft, birth order, Spencer Pratt, Kim Kardashian  
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Dr J Zoidberg [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:12:08 PM
Tell me Subby. How is Lindsay Lohan talking about what you can expect when there's not a single quote from her in the article?
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:29:18 PM
I know I am going against Fark gospel here, but let me go on record to state that I have waited YEARS for this and I can't wait for this to come out.

And no, I don't care to discuss how many years I have waited, Officer.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:30:48 PM
gilgigamesh: I know I am going against Fark gospel here, but let me go on record to state that I have waited YEARS for this and I can't wait for this to come out.

And no, I don't care to discuss how many years I have waited, Officer.

I only wish this happened sooner.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:34:34 PM
Meh. Just think of photoshop as a time machine. They'll clean her up good.
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2011-10-26 03:39:43 PM
If she actually goes the full monty, I will buy this issue instead of shamelessly downloading it. I want to own the piece of history that will be looked upon as her "rock bottom."
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:44:40 PM
"Mean Girls" Lindsay Lohan I'd have been waiting in line for this farker. I can go to any corner of the internet and find some Methed out hooker naked.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:52:58 PM
She will look outstanding. You know this.

Fake and airbrushed like crazy, but outstanding.

Hardly amazing that she is so hard up for cash already.

Once she spends all this money on legal fees and crack rocks, how long until she's doing hardcore?
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:02:20 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: She will look outstanding. You know this.

Fake and airbrushed like crazy, but outstanding.

Hardly amazing that she is so hard up for cash already.

Once she spends all this money on legal fees and crack rocks, how long until she's doing hardcore?

It's a process.

First she does the pictorial for Playboy. Then she starts doing softcore woman on woman stuff. Then come the masturbation videos. Then the masturbation videos with toys. Then hardcore lesbian. Then hardcore lesbian with strap-ons. Then hetero hardcore. Then the gangbang. And finally: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.
 
djkutch [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:05:59 PM
Shostie: AdolfOliverPanties: She will look outstanding. You know this.

Fake and airbrushed like crazy, but outstanding.

Hardly amazing that she is so hard up for cash already.

Once she spends all this money on legal fees and crack rocks, how long until she's doing hardcore?

It's a process.

First she does the pictorial for Playboy. Then she starts doing softcore woman on woman stuff. Then come the masturbation videos. Then the masturbation videos with toys. Then hardcore lesbian. Then hardcore lesbian with strap-ons. Then hetero hardcore. Then the gangbang. And finally: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.

I heard she's loved horses since she was a little girl.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:06:54 PM
Shostie: It's a process.

First she does the pictorial for Playboy. Then she starts doing softcore woman on woman stuff. Then come the masturbation videos. Then the masturbation videos with toys. Then hardcore lesbian. Then hardcore lesbian with strap-ons. Then hetero hardcore. Then the gangbang. And finally: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.


At least she has a career path in mind.
 
Pope Larry II [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:11:05 PM
Shostie: AdolfOliverPanties: She will look outstanding. You know this.

Fake and airbrushed like crazy, but outstanding.

Hardly amazing that she is so hard up for cash already.

Once she spends all this money on legal fees and crack rocks, how long until she's doing hardcore?

It's a process.

First she does the pictorial for Playboy. Then she starts doing softcore woman on woman stuff. Then come the masturbation videos. Then the masturbation videos with toys. Then hardcore lesbian. Then hardcore lesbian with strap-ons. Then hetero hardcore. Then the gangbang. And finally: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.

So, the porn version of Cheaper By The Dozen?
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:19:49 PM
I wish she would quit teasing us and just start up with the porn already.
 
dramboxf [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:29:31 PM
Pope Larry II: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.

Isn't he still in jail?
 
LordZorch [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:31:26 PM
Should have posed for Penthouse to make it worth looking at...
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:46:02 PM
I have a lot of faith in Playboy's photoshop ability.
 
Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:49:58 PM
Meth heads are not sexy
 
Exception Collection [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:50:10 PM
EatHam: I have a lot of faith in Playboy's photoshop ability.

So do I; this may be out of even their limits though.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:05:53 PM
she will be the front runner for Playmate of the Meth
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:11:44 PM
Playboy and LiLo? Two great failures that can fail greatly together.

/To be fair to Playboy, it really isn't their fault they are going down the tubes, they have to compete with the interwebz.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:11:54 PM
Herpes?

I fully expect people to catch herpes from her photo spread.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:14:56 PM
Pope Larry II: So, the porn version of Cheaper By The Dozen?

or Runaway Train.
 
Tor_Eckman [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:34:05 PM
Just came across (shutup Beavis) Georgia Rules on the E channel. Her baby fat is gone, clear eyes, white teeth, taut skin, big juggs. Wish they could have nabbed her at this age.

Amazing what 4 years can do to a person.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:34:53 PM
Tor_Eckman: Just came across (shutup Beavis) Georgia Rules on the E channel. Her baby fat is gone, clear eyes, white teeth, taut skin, big juggs. Wish they could have nabbed her at this age.

Amazing what 4 years can do to a person.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 05:37:30 PM
LordZorch: Should have posed for Penthouse to make it worth looking at...

1st, isnt penthouse gone?
2nd, only hustler could have done her justice
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:20:15 PM
Shostie: Tor_Eckman: Just came across (shutup Beavis) Georgia Rules on the E channel. Her baby fat is gone, clear eyes, white teeth, taut skin, big juggs. Wish they could have nabbed her at this age.

Amazing what 4 years can do to a person.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Meth
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:25:54 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: If she actually goes the full monty, I will buy this issue instead of shamelessly downloading it. I want to own the piece of history that will be looked upon as her "rock bottom."

Don't say "rock." She'll come running after you.
 
Winktologist [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:40:19 PM
Just admit it - we're all going to take a peek at this somehow, out of (at this point) morbid curiosity.
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:42:45 PM
Winktologist: Just admit it - we're all going to take a peek at this somehow, out of (at this point) morbid curiosity.

just like madonna and vanessa
 
HeadKase [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 06:53:15 PM
EatHam: she will be the front runner for Playmate of the Meth

That's full of win right there.
 
Pope Larry II [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:02:18 PM
Mugato: Pope Larry II: So, the porn version of Cheaper By The Dozen?

or Runaway Train.

12 Angry Men?
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:07:01 PM
Pope Larry II: Mugato: Pope Larry II: So, the porn version of Cheaper By The Dozen?

or Runaway Train.

12 Angry Men?

Hilary Duff was in Cheaper by The Dozen.

What? Fark off, I love the Duff.
 
LordZorch [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:41:10 PM
namatad: LordZorch: Should have posed for Penthouse to make it worth looking at...

1st, isnt penthouse gone?
2nd, only hustler could have done her justice

1) They appear to still have a web presence, don't know about print

2) Rocco butt-banging the crap out of her would be watchable
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:13:33 PM
LordZorch: namatad: LordZorch: Should have posed for Penthouse to make it worth looking at...

1st, isnt penthouse gone?
2nd, only hustler could have done her justice

1) They appear to still have a web presence, don't know about print

2) Rocco butt-banging the crap out of her would be watchable

Oh I'd definitely check that out.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:25:09 PM
mitchcumstein1: Shostie: Tor_Eckman: Just came across (shutup Beavis) Georgia Rules on the E channel. Her baby fat is gone, clear eyes, white teeth, taut skin, big juggs. Wish they could have nabbed her at this age.

Amazing what 4 years can do to a person.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Meth

Yeah, but that doesn't sound as good as the Rick James quote.
 
Brick-House
2011-10-26 08:48:54 PM
FTFA: wrapped up four days of shooting, in which her younger sister, Ali, accompanied her. I would comment about how that's not being the best role model, but I think that ship sailed somewhere between Mug Shot #2 and Mug Shot #3.

Actually, that ship sank taking all hands with her...

www.jesus-is-savior.com
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 08:50:30 PM
Pope Larry II: Mugato: Pope Larry II: So, the porn version of Cheaper By The Dozen?

or Runaway Train.

12 Angry Men?

Must Love Dogs?
 
Morpheses
2011-10-26 08:51:05 PM
Shostie: AdolfOliverPanties: She will look outstanding. You know this.

Fake and airbrushed like crazy, but outstanding.

Hardly amazing that she is so hard up for cash already.

Once she spends all this money on legal fees and crack rocks, how long until she's doing hardcore?

It's a process.

First she does the pictorial for Playboy. Then she starts doing softcore woman on woman stuff. Then come the masturbation videos. Then the masturbation videos with toys. Then hardcore lesbian. Then hardcore lesbian with strap-ons. Then hetero hardcore. Then the gangbang. And finally: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.

I'll be in my bunk... oh wait, this is cracked out Lohan. Never mind.
 
peterthx
2011-10-26 08:51:35 PM
Lindsay Lohan talks about what you can expect from her Playboy photo spread...

Freckles. Lots and lots of freckles.
 
wildcardjack
2011-10-26 08:52:36 PM
They don't need Photoshop.

They need a freakin' time machine. Go back to about 06'-07'.
 
Tsar_Bomba1
2011-10-26 08:52:59 PM
dramboxf: Pope Larry II: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.

Isn't he still in jail?



Nope... he was released on July 19, 2011.

That guy is a piece of shiat. How much of a piece of shiat do you have to be when your own industry can't stand you?

A lot of the girls that appeared with him said they would agree to one thing and he would do another. A lot of upset people.

I know it's a biz, but I wouldn't shed a tear if Paul Little got hit by a car.
 
Wasilla Hillbilly
2011-10-26 08:53:40 PM
I'm betting she will be looking pretty hot in this spread and could very well be a boost to her career. Of course, assuming she can keep herself in line. I'm quite curious myself as I'm sure the pros will work wonders and she needs this to offset the less than flattering images we've been seeing for quite some time now.
 
Flappyhead
2011-10-26 08:54:30 PM
dramboxf: Pope Larry II: Max Hardcore-esque weirdness.

Isn't he still in jail?

No, he got released a few months back. And honestly it's hard to see Lindsay working with the guy, there's no amount of makeup that can make her look 14.
 
just passing through
2011-10-26 08:55:58 PM
eh, I just read it for the articles anyway
 
Brick-House
2011-10-26 08:55:59 PM
peterthx: Lindsay Lohan talks about what you can expect from her Playboy photo spread...

Freckles. Lots and lots of freckles.

www.motifake.com
 
dracos31
2011-10-26 08:59:48 PM
Brick-House: peterthx: Lindsay Lohan talks about what you can expect from her Playboy photo spread...

Freckles. Lots and lots of freckles.

[www.motifake.com image 640x939]


dawnofthedad2010.files.wordpress.com
 
Paka Ono
2011-10-26 09:02:07 PM
www.methproject.org
This is the next logical step for her yeah?
 
DarkPascual
2011-10-26 09:02:28 PM
Sorry, if it isn't "Mean Girls" Lohan, I do not want...
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:10:24 PM
Her tits are fantastic still.. So there is that.. I'm curious about that vag though.. It's either going to look like someone dropped a sesame seed bun in red easter egg dye or something actually resembling a hot vag.

/either way I'll be fapping to it
/has no dignity.
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-10-26 09:16:42 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: If she actually goes the full monty, I will buy this issue instead of shamelessly downloading it. I want to own the piece of history that will be looked upon as her "rock bottom."

Her "rock bottom" won't be hit until she's reached the Plato zone.

/I forget the exact quote from another farker about that.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-10-26 09:19:20 PM
gilgigamesh: Just think of photoshop as a time machine. They'll clean her up good.

But will her tits still point south?
 
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