how the fark did this get greenlit over my link to the guy who whittles little totem poles out of his own dried feces?

Yeah, now I know why I can never find what I need for actual work.

Must be the same person who keeps using up all the toner.

stonelotus: how the fark did this get greenlit over my link to the guy who whittles little totem poles out of his own dried feces?

Try not to get deterred.

wingedkat: I want a job where I have time to take an arts and crafts break.

I just want a job. Hey, Company-That-Unknowingly-Funded-Craftie's-Movie, I'll do whatever she's doing for five bucks less an hour, I won't steal your shiat or waste the time for which you pay and what the hell, I'll throw in free regular hummers for the HR staff.

/sha-na-na-na
//sha-na-na-na-na
///baa-duum

Monthly office meeting would go like this...

"Why is it, that our office has the exact same amount of employees as our sister office in Atlanta, yet we use up 18 times the amount of office supplies and always fall short of their monthly work output?"

*everyone in the office points to Marge... who happens to be cutting up erasers and not paying attention.*

i would kill to have that kind of time at my office. normally its:

*walk in at 7a*
ZOMG!
I NEEDED IT YESTARDAY!
OMFG!
WTF!
*eat a quick lunch*
HOLY shiat!!
WTF!
ITS A CRISIS!
I NEED IT NOW!
*go home at 6p*
*get an email from the regional*
*come back to the office at 7:45p*
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!
*go back home feeling used*

this woman has a small hobby lobby in her cubicle. must be freaking nice...

Fired biatch is fired

Suitable Moniker: wingedkat: I want a job where I have time to take an arts and crafts break.

I just want a job. Hey, Company-That-Unknowingly-Funded-Craftie's-Movie, I'll do whatever she's doing for five bucks less an hour, I won't steal your shiat or waste the time for which you pay and what the hell, I'll throw in free regular hummers for the HR staff.

/sha-na-na-na
//sha-na-na-na-na
///baa-duum

Your Hired!

I am the crazy craft lady. On a Saturday, on my own time, I hauled a huge cart of supplies from my art studio into the office, and spent an entire day filming this then cleaning up afterwards. The company I am lucky to work for allowed this, as I created it to entertain and amuse my coworkers. We know that laughter is a positive approach to team cohesion and opens productive dialog. I sat up late nights at home editing it, anticipating the pure joy of my coworker's laughter. I wish for everyone to have employment, and employment that fulfills them as individuals, as it supports them and their families in a healthy, productive lifestyle, while it recognizes their talents and achievements. This video is merely an exercise of good-natured self-parody, which was made for pure fun in the privilege of being alive. Best wishes and the kindest of regards to everyone.

Bunkyb123: I am the crazy craft lady. On a Saturday, on my own time, I hauled a huge cart of supplies from my art studio into the office, and spent an entire day filming this then cleaning up afterwards. The company I am lucky to work for allowed this, as I created it to entertain and amuse my coworkers. We know that laughter is a positive approach to team cohesion and opens productive dialog. I sat up late nights at home editing it, anticipating the pure joy of my coworker's laughter. I wish for everyone to have employment, and employment that fulfills them as individuals, as it supports them and their families in a healthy, productive lifestyle, while it recognizes their talents and achievements. This video is merely an exercise of good-natured self-parody, which was made for pure fun in the privilege of being alive. Best wishes and the kindest of regards to everyone.

:(
I has a sad for you.

Bunkyb123: I am the crazy craft lady. On a Saturday, on my own time, I hauled a huge cart of supplies from my art studio into the office, and spent an entire day filming this then cleaning up afterwards. The company I am lucky to work for allowed this, as I created it to entertain and amuse my coworkers. We know that laughter is a positive approach to team cohesion and opens productive dialog. I sat up late nights at home editing it, anticipating the pure joy of my coworker's laughter. I wish for everyone to have employment, and employment that fulfills them as individuals, as it supports them and their families in a healthy, productive lifestyle, while it recognizes their talents and achievements. This video is merely an exercise of good-natured self-parody, which was made for pure fun in the privilege of being alive. Best wishes and the kindest of regards to everyone.

Very nice Barbara. Oh, and you're fired for stealing company time and office supplies. I'd tell you to clean out your desk, but that stuff is ours anyway. Get out!

I paid for everything.

Love Love Love the head in the microwave picture.

HamWBone you owe me a new keyboard.

Bunkyb123: I paid for everything.

:(

I liked it. I feel sad for all of the 'omg work is srs bsnss' people in this thread.

Alan, that was really kind of you. Thank you!

I don't get it.

But she gets +1 for disabling comments.

Why all the hate? This is sweet and fun. These are probably the same farkers who think making mangonels and crossbows from office supplies is brilliant. If Eddie had bitten someone they'd like it more. I enjoyed it.

This is why we outsource our labor.

I watched 15 seconds of that. I want it back.

stonelotus: how the fark did this get greenlit over my link to the guy who whittles little totem poles out of his own dried feces?

Link?

Bunkyb123: I am the crazy craft lady. On a Saturday, on my own time, I hauled a huge cart of supplies from my art studio into the office, and spent an entire day filming this then cleaning up afterwards. The company I am lucky to work for allowed this, as I created it to entertain and amuse my coworkers. We know that laughter is a positive approach to team cohesion and opens productive dialog. I sat up late nights at home editing it, anticipating the pure joy of my coworker's laughter. I wish for everyone to have employment, and employment that fulfills them as individuals, as it supports them and their families in a healthy, productive lifestyle, while it recognizes their talents and achievements. This video is merely an exercise of good-natured self-parody, which was made for pure fun in the privilege of being alive. Best wishes and the kindest of regards to everyone.

I really... I mean... are you...? Wait. Are you serious?

I don't want to be mean or snarky, but please realize most people don't find this to be funny or amusing, because frankly we all have different likes and dislikes in our lives and the last thing we want to deal with at work is other people overrunning our day with things they think we should care about.

Trance750: At my office, we have the Crazy Trash Lady. I don't know if she's a hoarder or what, but you can barely navigate through her office without having to wade through crap after crap

I share a wall with a burper/silent farter. She basically starts the burping at 8 and finishes with the farting by 3:00. I don't know how you can be in your 50's and not realize that your desk chair does not double as a toilet seat. Today has been especially fragrant.

Bunkyb123: I am the crazy craft lady. On a Saturday, on my own time, I hauled a huge cart of supplies from my art studio into the office, and spent an entire day filming this then cleaning up afterwards. The company I am lucky to work for allowed this, as I created it to entertain and amuse my coworkers. We know that laughter is a positive approach to team cohesion and opens productive dialog. I sat up late nights at home editing it, anticipating the pure joy of my coworker's laughter. I wish for everyone to have employment, and employment that fulfills them as individuals, as it supports them and their families in a healthy, productive lifestyle, while it recognizes their talents and achievements. This video is merely an exercise of good-natured self-parody, which was made for pure fun in the privilege of being alive. Best wishes and the kindest of regards to everyone.

Ahhhh...you know who this is? It's that lady from Office Space. the one accusing everyone of having a case of the Mondays. This video makes sense now. Not good sense, but sense.

i can tell you're fat by the way you picked things up with your trotters,

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this pic made me lol way too hard.