Did he disown Ashton or something?

I had no idea Bruce Willis was married. That's probably a good thing.

bump: Becoming a father again at 56?

Guy's a moran... but at least he's not spawning any more Demi larvae, so he's got that going for him.

Yeah, what a dumbass, he won't be able to retire or provide for the child until 1990. Dumb bastard.

you mother father, chinese dentist

At least now we get see if it has been Demi's genes that have been polluting the pool or not.

FunkOut: Melonfarmers.

I submitted a story today about Colorado increasing oversight of melon farms in light of the salmonella outbreak. I headlined it "Yippie-ki-yay, melon farmers." It was redlit.

/now I can't find that dub anywhere on YouTube. I wonder if I imagined it?

Well hopefully for him this baby will end up being as talented as his last child, Ashton Kutcher.

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you mother father, chinese dentist

Damn you!

I was only going to post "chinese dentist" and see if it was obscure.

Monkey fightin'

Approves of the change, even if I don't.

bump: Becoming a father again at 56?

Guy's a moran... but at least he's not spawning any more Demi larvae, so he's got that going for him.

Okay, I just made a mistake and googled "fly 2 maggot" and now I need some brain bleach.

IXI Jim IXI: I hope it gets a better draw on the chin lottery than Rumer did.

aaaaand we're done.

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you mother father, chinese dentist

Well played

Wyckyd Sceptre: Mister Falcon (new window)

Sounds like it's delivered by a Cuban tranny.

Thank god someone posted this.

/Mr. Fahlcon

In other news, Bruce Willis is hitting this hideous beast:

Let's hope it's not another girl.

Sarcastica75: Congratulations, it's a chin!

LOL
wow, looks like i called that one too early

+internets

M0nkeyp0x: bump: Becoming a father again at 56?

Guy's a moran... but at least he's not spawning any more Demi larvae, so he's got that going for him.

Yeah, what a dumbass, he won't be able to retire or provide for the child until 1990. Dumb bastard.

Yup, because that is all there is to being a good father. He will be 74 when his kid graduates from high school. He will be in his sixties when they might be doing things together if Bruce does not get t o winded or have a bad hip or knee.

At least he is not like Tony Randall who was alledgedly fathering children in his 70s

Oh, come on... I'm sure he'll make a grand father.

When did Bruce hook up with Beyonce?

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Approves of the change, even if I don't.

I see what you did there...and things you people wouldn't believe.

/don't get me started on Scott's changes
//not quite Lucas, but c'mon

Get your birthin hole ready Mrs. Willis cause that dude dont make nothing but big ole tater headed babies!

Thelyphthoric: AdolfOliverPanties: Being 56, AND after seeing Demi give birth to Rumer Zdar, one would think Bruce would be happily done with procreation.

So it turns out that soup through the nose is somewhat painful.

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Man, that guy's got a small face (new window)

MurphyMurphy: Sarcastica75: Congratulations, it's a chin!

LOL
wow, looks like i called that one too early

+internets

yeah, it's rather futile to declare a thread finished. people are going to continue posting anyway.

It's crazy having a kid at 50. That is so unfair to the kid.
Why would you want to go through all that again.

In other news, Ashton is going to be a big brother.

Zombie Eater: RockofAges: [cdn0.hark.com image 320x128]

Approves of the change, even if I don't.

I see what you did there...and things you people wouldn't believe.

/don't get me started on Scott's changes
//not quite Lucas, but c'mon

That's awesome. I was hoping at least one person would get it!