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		Man wakes up with pants on fire, although police doubt his story (nj.com)		24
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24 Comments (+0 »)

MaxxLarge

2011-10-26 03:22:02 PM

Early reports also suggest that the extension of the man's nose may exceed the average length of any given telecommunications cable.

royone

2011-10-26 04:24:37 PM

Was it this guy?

FarkinSneakyBastage

2011-10-26 04:26:09 PM

Agrees:

bugmn99

2011-10-26 04:26:28 PM

MaxxLarge: Early reports also suggest that the extension of the man's nose may exceed the average length of any given telecommunications cable.

Sources close to the suspect speculate that if he keeps it up, his face may in fact stay that way.

Trance750

2011-10-26 04:27:16 PM

Hey, it's New Jersey. He should be thankful that's the worse that happened.

OldRod

2011-10-26 04:31:41 PM

Was his nose really long? You know, like a telephone wire?

No Line For Beer

2011-10-26 04:39:42 PM

It was apparent that he was the responsible party as he was the first to register an olfactory response.

Gig103

2011-10-26 04:47:09 PM

Good headline

Cheesus

2011-10-26 04:52:34 PM

He's free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

numbone

2011-10-26 04:55:21 PM

Strange things can happen when you are sleeping.

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trappedspirit

2011-10-26 05:04:38 PM

Liar, liar, pants not on fire?

AfroX

2011-10-26 05:07:39 PM

namegoeshere

2011-10-26 05:11:15 PM

Impotent lighter +1 for Subby. Good one.

Cantankerous Gnome

2011-10-26 05:16:21 PM

Police suspect additional bodily harm may have been inflicted by forceful applications of sticks and/or stones.

cgraves67

2011-10-26 05:16:32 PM

OldRod: Was his nose really long? You know, like a telephone wire?

Why would his nose be as long as a telephone wire? The rhyme goes:
Liar, Liar
Pants on fire
Hanging from a telephone wire

Because if your pants are on fire, you throw them out the window and they get caught on the wires. Your version is stupid and makes no sense. Mine is the best. So there.

Sargun

2011-10-26 05:19:05 PM

This headline made me snort. This was way funnier than it should have been

vexle

2011-10-26 05:29:26 PM

"How big was the fire?"

"It was THIS BIG."

OhGoodeee

2011-10-26 05:34:13 PM

cgraves67: OldRod: Was his nose really long? You know, like a telephone wire?

Why would his nose be as long as a telephone wire? The rhyme goes:
Liar, Liar
Pants on fire
Hanging from a telephone wire

Because if your pants are on fire, you throw them out the window and they get caught on the wires. Your version is stupid and makes no sense. Mine is the best. So there.

So, so, suck your toe, all the way to Mexico- while you're there, brush your hair, don't forget your underwear

Oldiron_79

2011-10-26 05:36:58 PM

How does it feel to be a liar whose pants are constantly and annoyingly catching on fire?

/hopefully not obscure

MaxxLarge

2011-10-26 05:47:35 PM

OldRod: Was his nose really long? You know, like a telephone wire?

Know how I know you don't read anyone else's comments?

DVDave

2011-10-26 06:30:15 PM

Gig103: Good headline

This indeed.

Also....

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