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(Marketwatch) Strange Can a monkey pick a hedge fund? Let's go bananas and find out   (marketwatch.com) divider line 10
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Walker [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:09:23 PM
This sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:12:46 PM
Can't be any worse than getting investment advice from Jim Cramer.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:23:46 PM
GAT_00: Can't be any worse than getting investment advice from Jim Cramer.

Oh, come on...be fair. The investment advice may be equivalent, but the monkey is a lot less likely to hurl his own feces when threatened.
 
Calmamity [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:55:04 PM
GAT_00: Jim Cramer.

Investarded.
 
Cubansaltyballs [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 04:39:22 PM
Calmamity: GAT_00: Jim Cramer.

Investarded.

Cramer is the stock market equivalent of a sports-betting handicapper.
 
WellBelowAverage
2011-10-26 06:23:20 PM
Can a monkey pick a hedge fund?

More important....can a monkey run a hedge fund?
 
Brontes
2011-10-26 07:05:55 PM
GAT_00: Can't be any worse than getting investment advice from Jim Cramer.

Want to see some pissed off forums folks? Head over to the finance.yahoo.com forums for Netflix. Jimmy rated it as a buy when it was at $300. Ooops.
 
Sim Tree [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:58:36 PM
Stocks are similar to craps: the less screwing around you do on the side, the higher your odds.

/Pick a good index fund and only play don't pass/don't come
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-10-26 10:22:57 PM
media.lunch.com
 
SharkTrager
2011-10-26 10:23:15 PM
Brontes: GAT_00: Can't be any worse than getting investment advice from Jim Cramer.

Want to see some pissed off forums folks? Head over to the finance.yahoo.com forums for Netflix. Jimmy rated it as a buy when it was at $300. Ooops.

Let me guess. He owned it at the time.
 
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