I want to take a copy of "Reflections on the Revolution in France" and beat this guy with it until he has no head left.

Drop dead asshole.

NOW can we bring out the guillotine?

Incensed? Does that mean we can stick him on a piece of wood and light him on fire?

Pity the poor, poor banks. Won't someone come to their rescue on Internet message boards?

Someone should throw a brick at him.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

"I, like you, get a little incensed when you think about how much good all of you do, whether it's volunteer hours, charitable giving we do, serving clients and customers well," Moynihan said to employees in a global town hall meeting last week, Bloomberg reports. "You ought to think a little about that before you start yelling at us."

Here's the thing, asshat. You're not serving your clients well. And so they've decided to take their money elsewhere.

"You ought to think a little about that before you start yelling at us."

You'll Get Over It.

He has a right to make a profit, guys.

GAT_00: NOW can we bring out the guillotine?

Tone deaf doesn't even begin to describe this guy.

BTW, if you have money in Bank of America, you are going to want to get it out as soon as possible. A couple weeks ago they quietly moved their toxic derivatives on to the depositor balance sheet, in this way they can buffer the losses from those assets with depositor cash, and force the FDIC to pay off the people who lose their savings to their malfeasance... while at the same time preserving the bank's higher margin assets to maintain their profits when they get bailed out again.

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Diogenes: I want to take a copy of "Reflections on the Revolution in France" and beat this guy with it until he has no head left.

May as well since that's apparently the closest he'll ever get to reading it.

He's in for some rude shocks.

gilgigamesh: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

Yeah, way better than Chuck Manson's doodles.

RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

Yeah, way better than Chuck Manson's doodles.

And don't even get me started on the inevitable dreariness of Mr. Hitler's paintings. So mundane.

cameroncrazy1984: RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

Yeah, way better than Chuck Manson's doodles.

And don't even get me started on the inevitable dreariness of Mr. Hitler's paintings. So mundane.

I thought they weren't that bad. Seriously, he was not untalented. Of course, one wishes that somebody encouraged him more to develop that talent instead.

cameroncrazy1984: RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

Yeah, way better than Chuck Manson's doodles.

And don't even get me started on the inevitable dreariness of Mr. Hitler's paintings. So mundane.

THIS! Hitler was a horrible artist - his works were flat and lifeless. I think the entire holocaust took place because Hitler had never been invited to the salon, and he was pissed off about it.

The Onion is prophetic: Incensed? Does that mean we can stick him on a piece of wood and light him on fire?

I thought that meant he had sex with his sister.

impaler: He has a right to make a profit, guys.

True, and people have the right to pull their money out and tell him to play hide and go fark yourself if they're being over charged.

hobblekitty: cameroncrazy1984: RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

Yeah, way better than Chuck Manson's doodles.

And don't even get me started on the inevitable dreariness of Mr. Hitler's paintings. So mundane.

THIS! Hitler was a horrible artist - his works were flat and lifeless. I think the entire holocaust took place because Hitler had never been invited to the salon, and he was pissed off about it.

Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!

/Actually Hitler could have been a good commercial artist, and a decent artist if he had the training.

quickdraw: Diogenes: I want to take a copy of "Reflections on the Revolution in France" and beat this guy with it until he has no head left.

May as well since that's apparently the closest he'll ever get to reading it.

He's in for some rude shocks.

No he isn't. There isn't going to be some sort of (another) revolution in this country. I just don't see that ever happening. People will get pissed. They'll yell. They'll threaten. But they....hey, American Idol Finals is on! What was I saying?

To be fair, I pretty much got out of the BofA conglomerate when they kept buying up banks that I was in. I got out of Fleet, and then BOOM they bought up my new bank. Screw these cats. They jiggered enough charges and played games with fees enough that I will no longer do business with anyone they're associated with.

They did this the old fashioned way: screwing their customers. I don't care how much you nurse sick kittens in your off time, your customer service is a joke, and your fee schedules are designed to alienate your customer base. This is the market's reaction. The market is rejecting you, and if you get mad at your potential customer base for not recognizing your "fantastic" services, you're doing it wrong.

No thank you. Y'all suck eggs, and if you want us back as customers, maybe you need to look at what your competition is doing, as opposed to just yelling and screwing over the rest of the folks who still have accounts with you.

I saw some bus-stop ads yesterday that said "We're still the same Suntrust!" Well, no. You're not. You're charging for checking and debit card use, and that's why I'm switching to USAA.

Did these guys really think there'd be no blowback?

Mugato: quickdraw: Diogenes: I want to take a copy of "Reflections on the Revolution in France" and beat this guy with it until he has no head left.

May as well since that's apparently the closest he'll ever get to reading it.

He's in for some rude shocks.

No he isn't. There isn't going to be some sort of (another) revolution in this country. I just don't see that ever happening. People will get pissed. They'll yell. They'll threaten. But they....hey, American Idol Finals is on! What was I saying?

Yeah, THIS!
Did you see Chaz got voted off "Dancing with the Stars"?
I'm so bummed man. I'm gonna write my Congressman.
Does anybody know who my Congressman is?
Not important. I got lots of TV shows to watch anyway.

^Most Americans are like this

Oh man, he's going to regret that.

The first rule of public relations: you don't poke the bear.

Tough shiat, asshole... Reap what you sow.

RexTalionis: cameroncrazy1984: RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: /It's like saying John Wayne Gacy was a horrible mass murderer, but he made a fantastic clown.

Actually, he was a pretty good artist.

Yeah, way better than Chuck Manson's doodles.

And don't even get me started on the inevitable dreariness of Mr. Hitler's paintings. So mundane.

I thought they weren't that bad. Seriously, he was not untalented. Of course, one wishes that somebody encouraged him more to develop that talent instead.

I can't remember the details precisely anymore, but does this mean that the Holocaust was John Cusack's fault?

proteus_b: Code_Archeologist: BTW, if you have money in Bank of America, you are going to want to get it out as soon as possible.

why, do you have no confidence in fdic or something? or were you sleeping for the last 80 years where the first 100k (now 250k) per bank account is guaranteed by the federal government...

Are you ok with BofA intentionally forcing the government to pay for your savings?

I wonder how that's not like intentionally burning your house down to make the insurance claim...

proteus_b: Code_Archeologist: BTW, if you have money in Bank of America, you are going to want to get it out as soon as possible.

why, do you have no confidence in fdic or something? or were you sleeping for the last 80 years where the first 100k (now 250k) per bank account is guaranteed by the federal government...

Actually, no. Bank of America holds 12% of American deposits. I don't think the FDIC has the funds to cover a collapse of that magnitude.

Code_Archeologist: Tone deaf doesn't even begin to describe this guy.

BTW, if you have money in Bank of America, you are going to want to get it out as soon as possible. A couple weeks ago they quietly moved their toxic derivatives on to the depositor balance sheet, in this way they can buffer the losses from those assets with depositor cash, and force the FDIC to pay off the people who lose their savings to their malfeasance... while at the same time preserving the bank's higher margin assets to maintain their profits when they get bailed out again.

read more here (new window)

Are they going to drown some puppies and drink fresh squeezed baby blood as an encore? I want to start seeing some more bankers behind bars and soon. Time to start paying million dollar rewards to employees for blowing the whistle on this type of shiat. Pay the rewards with the seized assests of the companies doing the fraud.