Sideshow?

I hate to tell the article's author, but, in the GOP, that sideshow is actually the freakin' main event. The entire GOP really is nuttier than a box of squirrel turds.

You should all click on the video for Herman Cain's smoking ad.

Apparently, not only did he steal 9-9-9 from Sim City, he stole the smoking ad, too.

And worse, all of them care more about Ferris' welfare than America's!

New poll has Obama beating all GOP contenders in Arizona, a state Dems have carried just once since 1952. (new window)

Obama beats all GOP challengers in Ohio poll. (new window)

Dusk-You-n-Me: Obama beats all GOP challengers in Ohio poll.

Ooh, Quinnipiac too. Damn, even Romney is outside the MOE, though not by much. I figured that Romney would hang within the margin.

I want to fly like an eagle...




feed the babies who don't have enough to eat
shoe the children with no shoes on their feet
house the people living in the street

Too bad they can't get Generic Republican to run. He's a shoe-in

I can't wait for the Obama/Romney debates.

Rick Perry has a lot of money. He'll be in this thing for a while, pushing Romney further and further to the right. None of those other freaks has a chance, and Romney knows it. His only serious competitor is Perry.

So, Romney will spend the next several months talking about how he masturbates to pictures of Iraqis being tortured or something, and then he'll have to deal with Obama.

He will 1) have lost the moderates completely 2) have no cult of personality like Sarah Palin. 3) have had his record torn to shreds.

The only thing that will better than the Obama/Romney debate will be the Biden/Absurd VP candidate debate.

Unless Romney picks Huntsman, and he won't because they're both Mormons, Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

what_now: Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

I just had this mental image of him stumbling out on to the stage several uncomfortable beats after his name is announced, shirtless except for a bowtie, covered in stripper-colored lipstick, a near-empty bottle of Jack in one hand and dragging a broken bar stool with the other.

birthers, smokers, jokers... you know, morons.

Diogenes: You should all click on the video for Herman Cain's smoking ad.

Apparently, not only did he steal 9-9-9 from Sim City, he stole the smoking ad, too.

I checked that out, but I didn't see what they were talking about.

what_now: Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

It would only take one wine cooler....

gilgigamesh: what_now: Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

I just had this mental image of him stumbling out on to the stage several uncomfortable beats after his name is announced, shirtless except for a bowtie, covered in stripper-colored lipstick, a near-empty bottle of Jack in one hand and dragging a broken bar stool with the other.

And the headlines the next day: "[Absurd VP candidate] holds his own against passed-out Biden, debate a near draw."

impaler: Diogenes: You should all click on the video for Herman Cain's smoking ad.

Apparently, not only did he steal 9-9-9 from Sim City, he stole the smoking ad, too.

I checked that out, but I didn't see what they were talking about.

It is a tad on the weak side.

*sigh*

A third party would be nice, and there was a good one in the wings, before the TEA Party nonsense sort of ate its momentum. I had some hopes for the Modern Whigs, but the leadership headed that one off at the pass, and more's the pity...

Dusk-You-n-Me: New poll has Obama beating all GOP contenders in Arizona, a state Dems have carried just once since 1952. (new window)

In 13 months or however far away it is, I SERIOUSLY doubt Obama will take Arizona.

violentsalvation: In 13 months or however far away it is

Yes it is. Just wanted to share some fresh poll numbers that weren't passed off by the MSM as ZOMG OBAMA IS D00MED!

Lionel Mandrake: what_now: Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

It would only take one wine cooler....

I bet Biden can put them down.

what_now: Lionel Mandrake: what_now: Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

It would only take one wine cooler....

I bet Biden can put them down.

Actually, he's a teetotaler. History of alcoholism in his family, so he avoids it.

Vodka Zombie: Sideshow?

I hate to tell the article's author, but, in the GOP, that sideshow is actually the freakin' main event. The entire GOP really is nuttier than a box of squirrel turds.

if you think this is NUTTY, wait until the general election.
my guess is that with all the super pac money, that ad rates will go through the roof.

/you dont want 24 hours of campaign ads? shudder

BKITU: Actually, he's a teetotaler. History of alcoholism in his family, so he avoids it.

Oh. I did not know that.

Also frequently called:Rinos, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Also frequently called:Rinos, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

Methodists?

namatad: Uchiha_Cycliste: Also frequently called:Rinos, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists.

Methodists?

What, you think Methodists vote for democrats? Also, the response we were looking for was "could you repeat that?"

Trey Le Parc: what_now: I can't wait for the Obama/Romney debates.

Rick Perry has a lot of money. He'll be in this thing for a while, pushing Romney further and further to the right. None of those other freaks has a chance, and Romney knows it. His only serious competitor is Perry.

So, Romney will spend the next several months talking about how he masturbates to pictures of Iraqis being tortured or something, and then he'll have to deal with Obama.

He will 1) have lost the moderates completely 2) have no cult of personality like Sarah Palin. 3) have had his record torn to shreds.

The only thing that will better than the Obama/Romney debate will be the Biden/Absurd VP candidate debate.

Unless Romney picks Huntsman, and he won't because they're both Mormons, Biden can and should show up to the debate drunk.

Wow, after that breathless proclamation you probably need a cigarette and a damp towel.

well after perry said that debates are worthless, would be funny for perry to get the nomination and then refuse to debate obama.

at least romney can speak like an adult. which at least would make the debates potentially interesting.
on the other hand, obama could just repeat romney's record over and over and just ask "why candidate are you" until romney's head explodes

vernonFL: I want to fly like an eagle...

Opiate of the Lasses: namatad: would be funny for perry to get the nomination and then refuse to debate obama.

Could he actually do this? And do you think it would be a good gambit for him? It's crazy that that isn't an absurd question

could he? of course.
how much would it hurt him? maybe not at all.
SPIN SPIN SPIN

refuse to debate on ANY station other than FOX or only allow FOX talking head to ask the questions.
require all the q

MFL: Perry is a better candidate than he's shown so far.

Do tell.

Weigard: Next debate: The GOP tries to convince us that "the rich need lowers taxes" rhymes with "Fox News is where the facts is."

Sources say that the rich need help more than the rest. Also, Fox news is fair and balanced on the subject, sources say.

namatad: Vodka Zombie: Sideshow?

I hate to tell the article's author, but, in the GOP, that sideshow is actually the freakin' main event. The entire GOP really is nuttier than a box of squirrel turds.

if you think this is NUTTY, wait until the general election.
my guess is that with all the super pac money, that ad rates will go through the roof.

/you dont want 24 hours of campaign ads? shudder

Wait a minute... there's an idea there

/If we can't get public campaign financing, how 'bout we go for one 24/7 campaign ad channel so the real masochists can enjoy themselves and the rest of us can avoid it like the plague?

Clockwork Kumquat: And has the new Space Cowboys party laid out their platform yet? We know they really like our peaches, but I'll need more than that.

Their platform has, in fact, been written out. It's a three-part plan:

1) Lovey-dovey.
2) Lovey-dovey.
3) Lovey-dovey all the time.