She should be punished for using such language!

She should be given a liscense. She's as good as any other female driver.

/keeding

FirstNationalBastard: The-Brain: She should be punished for using such language!

Maybe the cops will charge the kid as an adult, so she'll get some time for GTA.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up there. Do we even know if she's black or not yet?

Was this her?

hobblekitty: That poor little girl, I feel bad for her. Although, there seems to be a rash of underage kids getting caught driving lately.

/Mommies and Daddies need to start hidin their keys because little kids be drivin all the cars up in here.

Didn't have much of a choice since their parents were drunk and all.

/lot of those stories popping up recently

Ya, i heard this on CNN. She was so cute!

I'm a big kid, Look what I can do! I can drive a stickshift too! Now I'm on the neighbor's lawn! Mommy, wow! You're going to be pissed now.

Chance. You didn't get one.

Poor little thing. I has a sad listening to her.

That's what great about kids. They'll get the car to try and find you, but never think just to call your phone or ask the neighbor next door.

that's about right.

Since the mods apparently allowed her to use that language, wouldn't that be Total Fark?

Cpl.D: I'm a big kid, Look what I can do! I can drive a stickshift too! Now I'm on the neighbor's lawn! Mommy, wow! You're going to be pissed now.

A++ would lol again

My brother and I did something similar when I was 4 and he was 3. Our parents were out of town, and it was just before Christmas. Being the brilliant miscreants we were, and having searched the house and come up empty-handed for presents, we decided to get up very early before our babysitter woke up and search the back of my mother's station wagon. I was in the back, trying to find presents, when my brother started the car, intending to drive down the street to my grandmother's, thinking that since I wasn't finding anything in the back of our mother's car that the presents just had to be there.

I got slammed into the rear window and had to have 5 stitches in my forehead. He managed to back us through the supports for both our carport and the neighbor's carport, and brought both structures tumbling down. The car itself was fine except for a couple of dents, insurance covered everything, and we still got our Christmas presents, but to this day my mother trots this story out (along with several others) as proof that she knew my brother was going to wind up in jail eventually. I honestly think she's forgotten that it was my idea, and he was just the idiot who put keys in the ignition.

Amberwind: but to this day my mother trots this story out (along with several others) as proof that she knew my brother was going to wind up in jail eventually. I honestly think she's forgotten that it was my idea, and he was just the idiot who put keys in the ignition.

Her point is valid. You were the criminal mastermind but he was the moron who left his prints on the keys. It's always the low rent criminals jails who end up in nail, rarely the brains of the criminal outfit.

Video wouldn't play even after I allowed all the scripts on the page :-/

BuckyFudge: Was this her?
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She shouldn't use that word.

/Sorry, shiattin' rocks
//Greatest movie ever?

hobblekitty: That poor little girl, I feel bad for her. Although, there seems to be a rash of underage kids getting caught driving lately.

/Mommies and Daddies need to start hidin their keys because little kids be drivin all the cars up in here.

Responsible parenting? What is this?

cgraves67: She should be given a liscense. She's as good as any other female driver.

/keeding

Hey now. The female 9 year old was driving just fine. The male, OTOH, plowed into a guard rail.

A 5 year old owns a car?

Kid's lucky it wasn't April 1st. Would've been the perfect time to say "Honey, your mom's not home because she's dead."

she had car keys and a cell phone? and house door was unlocked?
parents of the year. at least taught her to dial 911

Yes, but how does this relate to the fact that Obama's policies simply DO NOT WORK?!?

/What? It's a Faux News link!

brothajahn: she had car keys and a cell phone? and house door was unlocked?
parents of the year. at least taught her to dial 911

Mom was rushed to the hospital, so it's possible that these items had been overlooked in the comotion.

I was 2 and a half when I rolled my parent's car down the driveway. They were asleep until they heard the engine start. My mom says she still can't figure out how I released the parking brake.

I knew I was in trouble when I saw my mom's face so I promptly jumped out of the car. That did not make her happier.

thefireandpassion: hobblekitty: That poor little girl, I feel bad for her. Although, there seems to be a rash of underage kids getting caught driving lately.

/Mommies and Daddies need to start hidin their keys because little kids be drivin all the cars up in here.

Responsible parenting? What is this?

The woman was rushed to the ER, most likely via ambulance, I doubt she can be held to blame when a medical emergency like that comes into play.

Was this her?

Cthulhu Theory: thefireandpassion: hobblekitty: That poor little girl, I feel bad for her. Although, there seems to be a rash of underage kids getting caught driving lately.

/Mommies and Daddies need to start hidin their keys because little kids be drivin all the cars up in here.

Responsible parenting? What is this?

The woman was rushed to the ER, most likely via ambulance, I doubt she can be held to blame when a medical emergency like that comes into play.

I read the article. I was more or less responding to the slashy.

Came for the smiling girl next to burning house pic.

Leaving disappointed.

I thought this story was cute 'til I looked up Dad. http://www.bustedmugshots.com/ohio/mansfield/aaron-kegley/19993251

LOL ok maybe its just because I have a small child, but that was the cutest damn thing ever.

women drivers

Hold on: Seems the neighbor posted a video clip of the girl driving.

Amberwind: My brother and I did something similar when I was 4 and he was 3. Our parents were out of town, and it was just before Christmas. Being the brilliant miscreants we were, and having searched the house and come up empty-handed for presents, we decided to get up very early before our babysitter woke up and search the back of my mother's station wagon. I was in the back, trying to find presents, when my brother started the car, intending to drive down the street to my grandmother's, thinking that since I wasn't finding anything in the back of our mother's car that the presents just had to be there.

I got slammed into the rear window and had to have 5 stitches in my forehead. He managed to back us through the supports for both our carport and the neighbor's carport, and brought both structures tumbling down. The car itself was fine except for a couple of dents, insurance covered everything, and we still got our Christmas presents, but to this day my mother trots this story out (along with several others) as proof that she knew my brother was going to wind up in jail eventually. I honestly think she's forgotten that it was my idea, and he was just the idiot who put keys in the ignition.
/CSB

Ha, one of my nephews', when he was five years old, drove my sisters' car through the front doors of the laundry mat. No one was hurt. The best part about it - she was the one sibling who most deserved that kind of embarrassment.

No one else noticed her name was spelled "Ameleah" but pronounced like Amelia? Is that a normal alternative spelling?

Such filthy foolishness from a farking fiver.

/now waiting 13 years for the girl of my dreams