Something something $2 bill

Was unreachable for comment due to cell phone obsolescence:

May he who has never fire-bombed a fast food joint for a sub par meal cast the first stone.

That's a tad bit extreme. I would have chosen the "go back and ask for a new one" approach first, if I even bothered at all. The shell alone on that thing could feed a mule.

Did he use an oily $2 bill as the fuse?

Joke's on him, it wasn't real meat anyway.

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Nabb1: It's not often that a food item looks awful even in a commercial, but that looks like the biggest gastronomic clusterf*ck since the KFC bowl o' vomit or whatever they call it.

Yep. It's basically a trough full of ground something that is almost, but not quite entirely, unlike beef. I think that the XXL refers to the shirt size you'll have if you start eating these.

There...

He needs to firebomb Brian Wilson for Trying.Too.Hard.

What is the correct course of action in a situation like this, then?

When you eat Taco Bell.. if you need to.. if you spend time chewing on the ground beef of a regular sized item you soon realize how awful tasting and fatty it is. But when you chuck it down your pie-hole you don't really pick up on it

Why on earth somebody would want a whole mouthful of that horrible ground beef is beyond me.

"You must be one of them [redacted] up there."

Wow, Georgia sounds like a wonderful state, maybe I'll move there

I'm glad someone is holding the Taco Bell employees responsible for how they assemble the "food"

They saved him the extra diarrhea and he firebombs the place

The caller told Thompson that "after getting home realized that there was not enough stuffing inside of his chalupas, and demanded his order be corrected."


Apparently this guy has never seen Lethal Weapon 2.

They fark you at the drive thru! (new window)
NSFW language

*69 out of commission?

that'll teach'em!

/alcohol was probably involved...so was racism.. I like how life is imitating articles written by 'the onion'.

"The search for the firebomb suspect has been hampered since the video feed from the drive-thru window was of poor quality, cops reported."

Much like the food from the drive-thru window.

Poor toothless bastard also forgot to buy his mom a blank VHS to tape the porno he was doing with his sister.

$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal!

MugzyBrown: hy on earth somebody would want a whole mouthful of that horrible ground beef is beyond m

I'd hate to know where their ground beef comes from, or a McDonalds for that matter. Seems to me the beef at places like this would be the stuff unsuitable for ground beef or steaks in your grocery store and would be on the same quality of the stuff they use in dog and cat food. Now I'm not saying that to hate, but I firmly believe this. They probably take all the gross parts of bone, sinew and flesh and put it through some sort of centrifuge to filter out all the inedible parts, and VOILA -- instant beef.

Just because a Taco Bell goes up in a fireball, doesn't mean it's arson. let's be reasonable here before we send an innocent man to jail.

hopefully this idea will catch on across the country.

99%! No me gusta!

*marches...prefers real mexican food*

Mr.Poops: They probably take all the gross parts of bone, sinew and flesh and put it through some sort of centrifuge to filter out all the inedible parts, and VOILA -- instant beef.

Correct. Ground Beef.

I noticed that Taco Bell tastes much, much better after 2am when the bars are closed.

Awesome! If I ever find out who this guy is, his next XXL Chalupa is on me!

Mr.Poops: MugzyBrown: hy on earth somebody would want a whole mouthful of that horrible ground beef is beyond m

I'd hate to know where their ground beef comes from, or a McDonalds for that matter. Seems to me the beef at places like this would be the stuff unsuitable for ground beef or steaks in your grocery store and would be on the same quality of the stuff they use in dog and cat food. Now I'm not saying that to hate, but I firmly believe this. They probably take all the gross parts of bone, sinew and flesh and put it through some sort of centrifuge to filter out all the inedible parts, and VOILA -- instant beef.

Damn!! I REALLY want some Taco Bell!

Hell, they'll just rebuild it. It he truly wanted revenge, he should have gone back to take a shiat in their restroom 30 minutes after eating the food

A plastic bottle for a Molotov cocktail? I'll tell you, amateurs are killing the terrorism business.

I really want to try one of those.

That's one way to discourage false advertising.

That sounds like a reasonable reaction

I'll admit it, I tried one the other day.

It was delicious.

fta: occurred around 5 AM Sunday

Going out on limb here, but I'm guessing alcohol was a factor in this gentlemans decision making.

Not making a judgement mind you, other than to state Taco Bell after 2:00 a.m. is filler, not food.

Sounds like an @DadBoner tweet story

pute kisses like a man: They probably take all the gross parts of bone, sinew and flesh and put it through some sort of centrifuge to filter out all the inedible parts, and VOILA -- instant beef.

Probably?? I think not: You don't want to read this if you ever eat products made from mechanically separated meat (new window)