And one of them will probably go on to host a TV show.

Wouldn't that be one out of every 11 coconuts?

/Pedantic 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9...

xanadian: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And the average person says "Oh my God, that shiat is still ON?"

We talking about Survivor or the GOP nomination races?

Both?

Obama should just wait for the circular firing squad that is the Republican nomination race to continue to its conclusion.

Barbigazi: spongeboob: Does Obama watch Reality TV or is it his speechwriters, and only Reality TV.

This comment, attacking Trump for the apprentice, his comments about the kardashians, his previous comments about Snooki before he didn't know who Snooki was.

/Would prefer Game of Thrones or Borgias references.

He's trying to talk to the people. The people are stupid and watch crap.

Obama: "The GOP debates are full of what Jean-Paul Sartre was so fond of referring to as 'nothingness'"
People: "Oooh, isn't that who Green Bay drafted?"

Newt's in the bushes getting a blowjob from one of the production interns.

Where's Parry? Shooting the competition?

Mmm, Reese's pieces...

Which season is he specifically talking about? What's his viewpoint on Immunity Island and how that counts into his other political viewpoints on candidates? Is he looking to move the economy to the one on the island that barters instead of using real money? Is it also because their employment rate at the time of being on the island looks like where we are going as a nation?

//Inquiring minds need to know.

Philip Francis Queeg: Newt's in the bushes getting a blowjob from one of the production interns.

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," said Gingrich during an interview with CBN's David Brody. "What I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn't trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them...." (new window)

amazing.

"I love America so much I wanted to fark it! And the only way I could express how badly I wanted to fark America, BECAUSE I farkING LOVE AMERICA, was by farking women who werent' my wife! I mean, yeah, I was farking a woman, but, symbolically, she was America. It was the only way I could express how much I loved America!"

"America, if you were a woman, I would fark you. That is how much I love you, America! My message to the American voters is simple: My name is Newt Gingrich, and I love America so much, I would fark it."

Republican candidates campaign like this, Democratic candidates campaign like that

spongeboob: Does Obama watch Reality TV or is it his speechwriters, and only Reality TV.

This comment, attacking Trump for the apprentice, his comments about the kardashians, his previous comments about Snooki before he didn't know who Snooki was.

/Would prefer Game of Thrones or Borgias references.

No, but I think he's the first president ever to understand modern pop culture. Conservatives are either pure idiots like Bush or are stuck in the 1950s.

Jake Havechek: No, but I think he's the first president ever to understand modern pop culture.

Didn't he say he doesn't watch those shows?

"The White House is going to get egged if this keeps up. You need to throw some candy in there... Couple of Reese's Pieces or something."

OMGPEANUTALLERGYGARBL

Lionel Mandrake: Asked about GOP criticism over his plan to withdraw troops from Iraq, Obama expressed frustration.

"It's shocking they opposed something I proposed," he said

Actually, they are opposing an agreement made by W with the Iraqis.


Obama isn't going to split hairs here. If the Republicans jump up and down about how Obama pulled the troops from Iraq for a few months, or until it becomes truth, he can then turn it on them. "I ended the war in Iraq" followed by a big trolly smile.

sweetmelissa31: "Halloween is coming up, and she's been giving kids, for the last few years, fruit and raisins in the bag," Obama said.

Damn you Obama, your wife is trying to control what my kids eat!

"I said, the White House is going to get egged if this keeps up. You need to throw some candy in there... Couple of Reese's Pieces or something."

Damn you Obama, you're advocating unhealthy eating!

And Reese's Pieces of all things...there's got to be an ET/aliens joke in there somewhere.

Jake Havechek: No, but I think he's the first president ever to understand modern pop culture. Conservatives are either pure idiots like Bush or are stuck in the 1950s.

Remember when Bill Clinton played his sax on Arsineo Hall?

spongeboob: /Would prefer Game of Thrones or Borgias references.

So he can be called an elitist snob who watches fancy TV and sneers at normal all-American TV?

Barbigazi: He's trying to talk to the people Leno fans. The people People who watch Leno are stupid and watch crap.

FTFY

vernonFL: I think the GOP race is more like Lost.

Nothing makes any farking sense.

But as long as you make one of the characters look like Jesus, they'll love you.

Jake Havechek: No, but I think he's the first president ever to understand modern pop culture. Conservatives are either pure idiots like Bush or are stuck in the 1950s.

And yet the Republicans understand human beings better.
I mean, their methods of manipulation and lying to peoples' faces about incontrovertible truths right next to them are staggeringly effective.

They're insane and they are very publicly trying to destroy the United States. Yet they still secure 40% of the vote, if not more.
That takes some level of understanding, to say the least.

*To continue:
The Democrats have had perfect, campaign-destroying tidbits handed to them time and time again. Utilizing just a fraction of the marketing skill of the GOP, they could easily win a supermajority.

But, they don't. It's either willful defeat or they're just biologically programmed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Santorum? Never heard of it. I'd better google it.

That was funny. Obama had his troll face on pretty well last night.

Jake Havechek: spongeboob: Does Obama watch Reality TV or is it his speechwriters, and only Reality TV.

This comment, attacking Trump for the apprentice, his comments about the kardashians, his previous comments about Snooki before he didn't know who Snooki was.

/Would prefer Game of Thrones or Borgias references.

No, but I think he's the first president ever to understand modern pop culture. Conservatives are either pure idiots like Bush or are stuck in the 1950s.

Republicans today are stuck in the 1880's, if you read up on the 1950's they are much more open minded and overall population centered than the current Republicans. Ike was far to the left of Obama on many things.

chopit: Santorum? Never heard of it. I'd better google it.

/golfclap

So let me get this straight. Some chick on a Yahoo blog is relaying what Obama said on Jay Leno's talk show last night.

I mean, I knew that Fark was not news. But man, that's not news.

vernonFL: I think the GOP race is more like Lost.

Nothing makes any farking sense.

And it ends in a church.