Three suspects were identified as the robbers and were charged with first-degree robbery: Rodrekus Woods, 26, Anthony Lewis, 22, and Laddarian Hardy, 21.

I hope they throw the book at Anthony Lewis.

Rodrekus and Laddarian have suffered enough.

It's a good thing they didn't get it backwards and eat his wallet.

"Rodrekus Woods, 26, Anthony Lewis, 22, and Laddarian Hardy, 21"

Um..yeah...i was gonna say "who would be stupid enough to commit armed robbery, then sit around in the SAME AREA with evidence all over, acting surprised teh cops show up?", then I saw the names...

ihatedumbpeople: then I saw the names...

they should be sentenced to 9 years, 9 months and 9 days.
To keep it simple.

Genius. The plan was nearly perfect.

They could have sold the gun and gotten enough money for 20 pizzas. Instead they'll get 20 years.

Quality thievery there you twatwaffles.

nytmare: They could have sold the gun and gotten enough money for 20 pizzas. Instead they'll get 20 years.

Quality thievery there you twatwaffles.

Yeah if I am gona hold someone up with a gun its gonna be for at least a million bucks

I bet it was three barbecue chicken pizzas

Peetsah Gangstahz

I would fell racist commenting on any of these comments.
But, really why didn't they just eat the pizza in the house they ran into?
Come on black guys, get it together. You had a car. Go rob someone on the other side of town.
You even told him where to go.

mr lawson: ihatedumbpeople: then I saw the names...

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Yeah, it would be...if it weren't true. Stay in school kids.

Rob car.
Eat driver.
fark pizza.

/laughs at feeble pizza crime attempts.

Rodrekus and Laddarian sound like German names.

Bunch of farkin' amateurs.

You're supposed to call in a pizza for carry out, then have your friend bring home the free pizza when nobody picks it up. Surely they know at least one person that works at a pizza place.

Matthew Keene: Rodrekus and Laddarian sound like German names.

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Foolishness. Everybody knows negroes outside of Bed-Stuy don't eat pizza.

elffster: but did they tip?

CSB Time:
When I delivered pizzas there were these two people that ordered nearly every day for like two weeks. They didn't tip any time. At the end of those two weeks we got a call that that person was using a stolen credit card to order those pizzas. Couldn't even hook a driver up with a stolen credit card.

/Why yes, they were black. Why do you ask?

mr lawson: ihatedumbpeople: then I saw the names...

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Truth hurts doesn't it.

Worked at Dominos in high school. Of the three times our drivers were robbed, two of which were at the peoples own homes. I really don't know what to make of that sort of robbery.

Jake Havechek: Foolishness. Everybody knows negroes outside of Bed-Stuy don't eat pizza.



"C'mon Sal...gimme the cheese!!"

/Wanted for questioning...

When driver's vehicles would get egged, we'd redline them in the computer database, so next time mom and dad called out for delivery, we'd tell them about their little angels and why they had to come pick up their pizzas.

Reminds me of this, only less utterly disgusting:

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Doink_Boink: Reminds me of this, only less utterly disgusting:

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Well that was farking depressing.

It's hard to believe that such honest, intelligent looking guys could perpetrate such a heinous crime. It's the white mans fault. I don't know how, but it is.

The Deliverator disapproves

/ snow crash