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		Trucker discovers that a body on the roof does not qualify him for the carpool lane (washingtonpost.com)		21
		More: Strange, Virginia State Police, roofs, Fairfax County, eastern United States

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Tendancy to over-dew it

2011-10-26 11:10:34 AM

Ok, this whole "planking" thing has officially gone too far.

2MS

2011-10-26 11:13:26 AM

Stopped for a cold one?
Was he removed from his post?

JohnAnnArbor

2011-10-26 11:14:23 AM

I don't see why not.

JohnAnnArbor

2011-10-26 11:15:39 AM

That can't be good for aerodynamics.

namegoeshere

2011-10-26 11:16:48 AM

I'm going to go with truck surfing, overpass to the face. Low speed, though. Enough to kill him but not enough to fling him off completely.

Pert

2011-10-26 11:19:03 AM

namegoeshere: I'm going to go with truck surfing, overpass to the face. Low speed, though. Enough to kill him but not enough to fling him off completely.

Might it have looked something like this?

whysoblu.com

crab66

2011-10-26 11:19:08 AM

Does this stuff come in 55 gallon drums?

http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/product/211656_front200.jpg

crab66

2011-10-26 11:19:45 AM

mmmmm

ToldThereWouldBeCake

2011-10-26 11:21:58 AM

i.r.id10t

2011-10-26 11:23:53 AM

namegoeshere

2011-10-26 11:27:53 AM

i.r.id10t: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x411]

Were they headed to WallyWorld?

Resident Muslim

2011-10-26 11:31:49 AM

namegoeshere: i.r.id10t: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x411]

Were they headed to WallyWorld?

Was he on vacation?

seadoo2006

2011-10-26 11:37:08 AM

Dead Hooker?

Odd Bird

2011-10-26 11:38:28 AM

i.r.id10t: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 630x411]

license plate is

Cheron

2011-10-26 11:51:55 AM

seadoo2006: [i44.tinypic.com image 296x165]

Dead Hooker?

"....Change gear.....kill a prostitute....change gear....kill a prostitute..."

GBB

2011-10-26 12:15:55 PM

What about a wheelchair in the grill? Does that count?

namegoeshere

2011-10-26 12:21:35 PM

Motorcyclist hanging out of the back?

groppet

2011-10-26 12:35:58 PM

Wow kinda like that puppy hitching a ride on a train with a less happy ending

Trucker

2011-10-26 12:37:59 PM

Just so you know, IT WASN'T ME!!

I'm not that cheap.

JohnAnnArbor

2011-10-26 01:09:38 PM

Kinda relevant: Link (new window)

Joelogon

2011-10-26 05:42:41 PM

Followup (I'm pretty sure the story doesn't warrant another submission) -- It was a suicide.

Seems fishy, though: Everything I've learned from TV & movies leads me to conclude that people who jump off bridges and land on moving trucks invariably survive.

/stubmitter

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