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(NFL) Obvious Shawne Merriman placed on...Oh, you already know what I'm going to say, don't you?   (nfl.com) divider line 30
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basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:59:20 AM
Time for that dude to retire. When's the last time he played a whole season?
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:27:04 AM
basemetal: Time for that dude to retire. When's the last time he played a whole season?

When he was still juicing.
 
Byno
2011-10-26 12:12:44 PM
Shawne Merriman placed on...

Kidney transplant list? For the roids?

[clicks article]

Oh, just the DL. Dodged another one!
 
rickythepenguin
2011-10-26 12:18:01 PM
Jamdug!: basemetal: Time for that dude to retire. When's the last time he played a whole season?

When he was still juicing.


He like-a the juice? Juice is good, yes? He like-a the juice?

/and you to, Rodney Harrison.
 
Arkanaut
2011-10-26 12:24:55 PM
Byno: Shawne Merriman placed on...

Kidney transplant list? For the roids?

...a boat and set adrift?
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:28:08 PM
Oh, you already know what I'm going to say, don't you?

13.media.tumblr.com

/amirite?
 
ddam
2011-10-26 12:28:16 PM
I was thinking that he'd be suspended for PED. I was wrong :(
 
tnpir
2011-10-26 12:29:11 PM
Shawne Merriman placed on...

The seat of an outhouse toilet and set on fire?
 
animesucks
2011-10-26 12:33:06 PM
all the steroids and hgh really took a toll on that guy's body. the last relevant thing he did was slap around tila tequila
 
UNC_Samurai
2011-10-26 12:52:44 PM
Shawne Merriman:Junior Seau::Barry Bonds:Hank Aaron.
 
Yanks_RSJ
2011-10-26 12:57:52 PM
bgddy24601: Oh, you already know what I'm going to say, don't you?

[13.media.tumblr.com image 500x302]

/amirite?

Well that's where I was going with it. Kudos to you.
 
degenerate-afro
2011-10-26 01:00:59 PM
I had the exact same headline for when Bob Sanders was placed on IR earlier this season. Good headline subby. :)
 
bad_blood
2011-10-26 01:06:21 PM
I can't believe he's only 26 years old or something. Hope the money from the Chargers was invested properly, he's going to be done with only a 7 year career.

also, wasn't he the original "this man has a point" poster child?
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-10-26 01:44:49 PM
Probation?
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:58:52 PM
bad_blood: I can't believe he's only 26 years old or something. Hope the money from the Chargers was invested properly, he's going to be done with only a 7 year career.

also, wasn't he the original "this man has a point" poster child?

I thought that was Tomlinson.
 
the1hatman
2011-10-26 02:01:27 PM
Guess it's Lights Out for another season...

www.ponychan.net
 
tnpir
2011-10-26 02:25:12 PM
animesucks: all the steroids and hgh really took a toll on that guy's body. the last relevant thing he did was slap around tila tequila

No kidding. I'm surprised that's even a crime. Sounds more like a public service.
 
SoCalSurfer
2011-10-26 02:31:33 PM
It only takes 5 years in the NFL to get a pension.

He'll be fine
 
graggor
2011-10-26 02:37:29 PM
So Demarcus Ware was drafted after merriman....

ouch.
 
Doc Daneeka
2011-10-26 03:29:24 PM
The Bills are off to a surprisingly good start, but their Achilles heel this season will be their lack of depth.

I will be truly surprised if their next 6 games go as well as their first 6 games.
 
ExWNY'er
2011-10-26 03:37:21 PM
I'd say they will be 3-3. they will beat the Skins, Dolphins and Titans. Lose to Jets, Cowboys and Chargers.

The only one i question is the Cowboys. They may win that one.
 
tnpir
2011-10-26 05:08:50 PM
ExWNY'er: I'd say they will be 3-3. they will beat the Skins, Dolphins and Titans. Lose to Jets, Cowboys and Chargers.

The only one i question is the Cowboys. They may win that one.

They can probably beat the Chargers, too. Never discount the very real possibility of a major San Diego coaching meltdown.
 
varmitydog
2011-10-26 05:16:29 PM
The curse of the poorly tattooed myspace Asian dwarf-slut has doomed this guys football career.
 
natmar_76
2011-10-26 06:53:17 PM
UNC_Samurai: Shawne Merriman:Junior Seau::Barry Bonds:Hank Aaron.

Junior Seau was a Pacific Island Monster. Too bad his final years were so sad, and his post-career even sadder.
 
phamwaa
2011-10-26 09:51:57 PM
Doc Daneeka: The Bills are off to a surprisingly good start, but their Achilles heel this season will be their lack of depth.

I will be truly surprised if their next 6 games go as well as their first 6 games.

Snooki has more depth.

/I called 'em 3-13. So I'm off by one.
 
falcon176
2011-10-26 10:21:48 PM
i remember when ESPN was sucking this dude off weekly, then roids, then swept under rug.
BARRY BONDS
 
puffy999
2011-10-26 11:30:17 PM
UNC_Samurai: Shawne Merriman:Junior Seau::Barry Bonds Brady Anderson:Hank Aaron.

/ftfy
 
Deece
2011-10-26 11:32:16 PM
Shawne Merriman placed on...

suicide watch?
 
natural316
2011-10-27 10:00:55 AM
puffy999: UNC_Samurai: Shawne Merriman:Junior Seau::Barry Bonds Brady Anderson:Hank Aaron.

/ftfy

Let's add shall we.

Jim Thome
Albert Pujols
 
Greybrd
2011-10-27 04:54:40 PM
The five sacks he's had playing the last three and a half years are five more than he has on his body right now.
 
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