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(Yahoo) Dumbass Former Nazi death camp guard wants to go to hell. Or Ohio. Same difference   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 121
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:36:08 AM
They need to let this guy go. He spent five years on death row in Israel before it was shown that he definitely wasn't Ivan the Terrible, and this conviction was made with no evidence of the man having ever committed a specific crime. Even the facts surrounding his being a death camp guard at all are highly suspect.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 09:46:05 AM
Ohio is pretty awesome.
 
rev. dave
2011-10-26 10:53:03 AM
Hell smokes less. And is not into NASCAR.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-26 10:53:43 AM
Didn't we go over this before?
 
rezin8 [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:54:08 AM
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CavalierEternal [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:54:23 AM
Good god, if Ohio is Hell, then what does that make Mississippi and Michigan?!
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-26 10:56:28 AM
Going after the guards is complete farking bullshiat to begin with unless you have proof that they were involved in the killing of people. Standing at a gate, manning your post does not make you a war criminal.
 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 10:58:28 AM
How about if the United States purchases some property on Nantucket Island for him?
 
ha-ha-guy
2011-10-26 11:00:31 AM
ThisNameSux: Going after the guards is complete farking bullshiat to begin with unless you have proof that they were involved in the killing of people. Standing at a gate, manning your post does not make you a war criminal.

Yes, dude was also a Red Army soldier according to records. Given the Nazi dislike of the Slavs, I doubt he a key part of their killing machine. I'm not really a big fan of going after anyone who wasn't an officer unless you have solid proof they enjoyed torture and the like.
 
Krumet
2011-10-26 11:02:11 AM
I have always found this case amazing.

The only rationale I can come up with is that the Nazi hunters in Israel, Germany, and the US have run out of real suspects (they're mostly dead of old age at this point) and they're trying to grab anyone against whom they can fabricate some evidence.

Kinda like police work everywhere.
 
nopokerface
2011-10-26 11:02:17 AM
ThisNameSux: Going after the guards is complete farking bullshiat to begin with unless you have proof that they were involved in the killing of people. Standing at a gate, manning your post does not make you a war criminal.

It's amazing how that's all any of them did.
 
Basket Case
2011-10-26 11:02:39 AM
Not the same thing. The existence of Ohio is demonstrable.
 
The_Terminator
2011-10-26 11:02:42 AM
He looks really good for 91 years old.
 
cleveoh
2011-10-26 11:03:23 AM
Sybarite: They need to let this guy go. He spent five years on death row in Israel before it was shown that he definitely wasn't Ivan the Terrible, and this conviction was made with no evidence of the man having ever committed a specific crime. Even the facts surrounding his being a death camp guard at all are highly suspect.

I agree that the Israelis got it right, but when your defense is "No, no, not that Nazi death camp guard!" I don't have a great deal of sympathy. He lied on his original US immigration form, he lost his citizenship, boot him back to Ukraine to live out what's left of his miserable life.
 
FeFiFoFark
2011-10-26 11:04:07 AM
OHIO: Nothing to see since 1803!
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:04:27 AM
"Erik, don't!"

3.bp.blogspot.com

"He was just following orders!"

cdn.screenrant.com
 
realtorofthemonth
2011-10-26 11:04:53 AM
I'm from Ohio, should I be getting a kick?

//double slashy for ohio tag!
 
The Wizard of Frobozz
2011-10-26 11:06:12 AM
I am a lifelong resident of Ohio, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

But seriously, folks...

If Ohio is hell, it's the third circle.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:06:15 AM
Pretty soon he'll die of natural causes and this will all be moot. Maybe.

In the meantime, OHIO BASHING THREAD!
 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:06:49 AM
All this time and effort while Roman Polanski walks free...
 
seadoo2006
2011-10-26 11:08:39 AM
The dude was found innocent in farking Israel ... leave the man be, only he truly knows what he did, so stop wasting tax payer dollars and just give it up already ... christ almighty, people are stupid.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-26 11:10:19 AM
Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.
 
palelizard
2011-10-26 11:11:22 AM
MatrixOutsider: How about if the United States purchases some property on Nantucket Island for him?

?
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:13:17 AM
Jake Havechek: Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.

archertv.files.wordpress.com

"Nein! I mean No!"
 
Tom_Slick
2011-10-26 11:13:34 AM
Jake Havechek: Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.

Well some of them would have if it hadn't been for the pesky Nazi-Hunters.
 
Okie Cynic
2011-10-26 11:13:42 AM
dumbass tag for submitter?
 
NightOwl2255
2011-10-26 11:13:51 AM
Jake Havechek: Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.

Or came to America and built weapons.
 
Molavian
2011-10-26 11:13:57 AM
So basically, you'll get your US citizenship stripped if she says it was rape.

Nice.
 
The Evil Home Brewer
2011-10-26 11:14:59 AM
CavalierEternal: Good god, if Ohio is Hell, then what does that make Mississippi and Michigan?!

You are from Tennessee and you are insulting Michigan? LMAO.... Let me guess.... Your Mom and Dad are first cousins? Since that's probably true we can forgive you for being brain-damaged.
 
ImperialHazman
2011-10-26 11:15:18 AM
Molavian: So basically, you'll get your US citizenship stripped if she says it was rape.

Nice.

Only if it was rape rape.
 
m053486
2011-10-26 11:16:10 AM
Ohio sucks

Keep your buckeyes, weird chili-pasta, dismal cities, and abundance of morons.

/Yeah, I said it.
 
Andrew Wiggin
2011-10-26 11:16:51 AM
The Evil Home Brewer: CavalierEternal: Good god, if Ohio is Hell, then what does that make Mississippi and Michigan?!

You are from Tennessee and you are insulting Michigan? LMAO.... Let me guess.... Your Mom and Dad are first cousins? Since that's probably true we can forgive you for being brain-damaged.

jeez, butthurt much?
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-26 11:18:01 AM
NightOwl2255: Jake Havechek: Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.

Or came to America and built weapons.

True. We basically said "you work with our military or we lock you in a room and throw the room away".
 
senzasord
2011-10-26 11:19:05 AM
He just wants to move to Ohio for the lax exotic animal laws.
 
SearchN
2011-10-26 11:19:34 AM
Andrew Wiggin: The Evil Home Brewer: CavalierEternal: Good god, if Ohio is Hell, then what does that make Mississippi and Michigan?!

You are from Tennessee and you are insulting Michigan? LMAO.... Let me guess.... Your Mom and Dad are first cousins? Since that's probably true we can forgive you for being brain-damaged.

jeez, butthurt much?

He's just jealous he hasn't been molested by his father. Kinda like Mr. Garrison.
 
realtorofthemonth
2011-10-26 11:19:49 AM
m053486: Ohio sucks

Keep your buckeyes, weird chili-pasta, dismal cities, and abundance of morons.

/Yeah, I said it.

What is this weird chili pasta you speak of? I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never encountered a "weird chili pasta"
 
senzasord
2011-10-26 11:21:01 AM
realtorofthemonth: m053486: Ohio sucks

Keep your buckeyes, weird chili-pasta, dismal cities, and abundance of morons.

/Yeah, I said it.

What is this weird chili pasta you speak of? I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never encountered a "weird chili pasta"

He's talking about Skyline. It's origin is Cincinnati. Which is practically Kentucky anyways.
 
Tom_Slick
2011-10-26 11:21:23 AM
realtorofthemonth: What is this weird chili pasta you speak of? I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never encountered a "weird chili pasta"

Cincinnati Chili, Chili over Spaghetti.
 
Aphoticamy [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:21:47 AM
seadoo2006: The dude was found innocent in farking Israel ... leave the man be, only he truly knows what he did, so stop wasting tax payer dollars and just give it up already ... christ almighty, people are stupid.

I concur.

Jake Havechek: Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.

Mengele, for instance. Would have been nice to get our hands on the real monsters.

I also do not agree that the guards are completely spotless and guilt-free, although one does wonder exactly how much choice they would have in what happens to the prisoners.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:21:50 AM
realtorofthemonth: m053486: Ohio sucks

Keep your buckeyes, weird chili-pasta, dismal cities, and abundance of morons.

/Yeah, I said it.

What is this weird chili pasta you speak of? I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never encountered a "weird chili pasta"

Guess you're not from Cincinnati.

/there is no middle ground with Cincinnati chili - you either really, really like it or you really, really, REALLY hate it
 
The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2011-10-26 11:22:20 AM
palelizard: MatrixOutsider: How about if the United States purchases some property on Nantucket Island for him?

?

Obviously you're not aware that all participants of Operation Kino received the Congressional Medal of Honor.
 
Andrew Wiggin
2011-10-26 11:22:27 AM
Tom_Slick: realtorofthemonth: What is this weird chili pasta you speak of? I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never encountered a "weird chili pasta"

Cincinnati Chili, Chili over Spaghetti.

and about 15lbs of cheese
 
ArtosRC
2011-10-26 11:23:15 AM
img.photobucket.com

Tell me about...Ohio.
 
realtorofthemonth
2011-10-26 11:23:22 AM
senzasord: realtorofthemonth: m053486: Ohio sucks

Keep your buckeyes, weird chili-pasta, dismal cities, and abundance of morons.

/Yeah, I said it.

What is this weird chili pasta you speak of? I've lived in Ohio all my life and have never encountered a "weird chili pasta"

He's talking about Skyline. It's origin is Cincinnati. Which is practically Kentucky anyways.


I've heard of Skyline- it's nasty. I'm from Southeastern Ohio. You know, the cool section.
 
Gish21
2011-10-26 11:23:39 AM
Krumet: I have always found this case amazing.

The only rationale I can come up with is that the Nazi hunters in Israel, Germany, and the US have run out of real suspects (they're mostly dead of old age at this point) and they're trying to grab anyone against whom they can fabricate some evidence.

Kinda like police work everywhere.

I don't know if it's correct, but I read an article that argued Germany's hard on for this guy was to internationalize the holocaust by convicting a non German. There are still German camp guards alive that they aren't going after, but they specifically want him because he's a foreigner.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-10-26 11:23:57 AM
Aphoticamy: seadoo2006: The dude was found innocent in farking Israel ... leave the man be, only he truly knows what he did, so stop wasting tax payer dollars and just give it up already ... christ almighty, people are stupid.

I concur.

Jake Havechek: Most of the important guys are dead. They all went to Nazi-loving Argentina and lived quietly until they died.

Mengele, for instance. Would have been nice to get our hands on the real monsters.

I also do not agree that the guards are completely spotless and guilt-free, although one does wonder exactly how much choice they would have in what happens to the prisoners.

"guard this gate or you're going to the Eastern Front"

"Okay"
 
Tom_Slick
2011-10-26 11:25:13 AM
Aphoticamy: Mengele, for instance. Would have been nice to get our hands on the real monsters.

They did find Eichmann, unfortunately Mengele manged to stay one step ahead. The capture of Eichmann is a very interesting story.
 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:27:11 AM
palelizard: MatrixOutsider: How about if the United States purchases some property on Nantucket Island for him?

?

New to Fark? Well, when you see a strange comment, assume that it is a shoehorned movie reference or a Fark meme.
 
KoolerThanJesus
2011-10-26 11:27:54 AM
Ohio isn't hell.... It's more like the ass end of the universe.
 
Flakeloaf
2011-10-26 11:28:15 AM
Sybarite: They need to let this guy go. He spent five years on death row in Israel before it was shown that he definitely wasn't Ivan the Terrible, and this conviction was made with no evidence of the man having ever committed a specific crime. Even the facts surrounding his being a death camp guard at all are highly suspect.

Thread's over in one. Goodnight everybody.
 
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