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(Yahoo) Scary Bangkok dykes set to flow all at once, sparking flood worries and causing the whole nation to see red   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 38
More: Scary, Thai, Bangkok, business districts, industrial parks, Heavy rains, Gulf of Thailand  
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2011-10-26 09:31:45 AM
Why do I feel like subby doesn't know most Bangkok women aren't really female?
 
2011-10-26 12:35:53 PM
I see what you did there subby.
 
2011-10-26 12:43:56 PM
Gross.
 
2011-10-26 12:46:30 PM
FTA: The Prime Minister of Thailand has declared a 5-day holiday. LOL
 
2011-10-26 12:47:24 PM
That's a funny headline. Period
 
2011-10-26 12:49:43 PM
Dike
 
2011-10-26 12:51:49 PM
BRAVO to subby LMAO
 
2011-10-26 12:52:35 PM
I am sure some of the Thai based farkers will post here with better info.



Good luck my internet friends, it currently looks bad. I know what a couple of inches of water can do to a shop, I can't imagine watching water slowly creeping up and being unable to do anything about it. (actually I can but it was small compared to what is expected there).
 
2011-10-26 12:53:32 PM
This news grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha. Thank god I'm only watching the news, controlling it.
 
2011-10-26 01:09:30 PM
Lol. Subby said "Bangkok"
 
2011-10-26 01:27:47 PM
Andromeda: Why do I feel like subby doesn't know most Bangkok women aren't really female?

That gives 'plugging a dyke' a whole new meaning.
 
2011-10-26 01:27:56 PM
Oh yeah? Well here's a jimmy joke about yo momma that you might not like. . .
 
2011-10-26 01:38:36 PM
uber humper: Andromeda: Why do I feel like subby doesn't know most Bangkok women aren't really female?

That gives 'plugging a dyke' a whole new meaning.


Great :|

now I'll never feel the same about that finger.
 
2011-10-26 01:55:38 PM
BarbadoSlim: Gross.

Oh just go with the flow.
 
2011-10-26 01:58:56 PM
Flow?
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2011-10-26 02:03:50 PM
Dykes Bangkok? Who knew.
 
2011-10-26 02:10:07 PM
be safe thai farkers!
 
2011-10-26 02:11:41 PM
No pictures of Bangkok dykes?

Fark disappoints me today.
 
2011-10-26 02:11:52 PM
AbbeySomeone: Flow?
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.


Ahh, a chess player.
 
2011-10-26 02:26:49 PM
Subby gets +1.

I fear for the safety of the Bangkokians, with this looming red tide, I imagine tempers will be short, emotions will be running high, and this will even cause some people to have severe headaches. For everyone's safety, don't mention the effects as being caused by the source, and just go with whatever explanation they give you - a few days afterwards they may be more able to discuss things rationally.
 
2011-10-26 02:39:46 PM
TofuTheAlmighty: Dike

I thought so too (and was all set to complain about the headline clumsily giving away the punchline before the joke), but I checked some online dictionaries just now, and apparently "dyke" is another accepted spelling for the levee sense of the word, as well.
 
2011-10-26 02:40:52 PM
Danger Mouse: AbbeySomeone: Flow?
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Ahh, a chess chest player.


pet peeve
 
2011-10-26 02:45:23 PM
[beavisandbutthead.jpg]
 
2011-10-26 02:59:31 PM
James F. Campbell: This news grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha. Thank god I'm only watching the news, controlling it.

I don't see you guys rating the kind of mate that I'm contemplating.
 
2011-10-26 03:06:32 PM
neversubmit: Danger Mouse: AbbeySomeone: Flow?
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Ahh, a chess chest player.

pet peeve


What pet peeve is that?

I think the queens you play with would not excite me.
 
2011-10-26 03:13:29 PM
Danger Mouse: neversubmit: Danger Mouse: AbbeySomeone: Flow?
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Ahh, a chess chest player.

pet peeve

What pet peeve is that?

I think the queens you play with would not excite me.


Then better go back to your bars, your temples, and your massage parlors...
 
2011-10-26 03:19:23 PM
Last week's headline on this was so awesome that anything else just seems lame

-1 subby
 
2011-10-26 03:27:03 PM
TheTeethoftheTiger: Danger Mouse: neversubmit: Danger Mouse: AbbeySomeone: Flow?
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Ahh, a chess chest player.

pet peeve

What pet peeve is that?

I think the queens you play with would not excite me.

Then better go back to your bars, your temples, and your massage parlors...


I didn't think he knew the song came from a musical called "Chess".
 
2011-10-26 03:51:48 PM
Danger Mouse: I didn't think he knew the song came from a musical called "Chess".

Sure I did. I love the brothers Head.

Now bang your kok underwater.

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2011-10-26 03:57:35 PM
Balchinian: FTA: The Prime Minister of Thailand has declared a 5-day holiday. LOL

1.bp.blogspot.com

I can't wait 5 days to perform work for her. I don't care if I end up in a bloody mess.
 
2011-10-26 04:01:39 PM
Kids still play.

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2011-10-26 04:03:29 PM
People still laugh.

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2011-10-26 04:05:02 PM
Of course not everyone is coping.

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2011-10-26 04:07:13 PM
And it's a bit tough to tell which way is up.

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2011-10-26 04:10:28 PM
But you can't keep a clown down not when there is spinach pie!

cdn.theatlantic.com

Even the Hamburglar is keeping his head above water.
 
2011-10-26 05:49:45 PM
Andromeda: Why do I feel like subby doesn't know most Bangkok women aren't really female?
There is a reason its called Bangkok and not Bangcoont
 
2011-10-26 10:34:09 PM
If only they had the 12 coal-fired pumps going, this wouldn't be a problem.
 
2011-10-27 08:26:54 AM
FoxholeAtheist: If only they had the 12 coal-fired pumps going, this wouldn't be a problem.

fark that book and fark you for bringing that tripe into this thread.
 
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