I wish I was hot and/or morally corrupt enough to make money off porn.

So much more money than you realize...

Wait, there's porn on the internet?

/had to

What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

Who knew he'd grow up to be such a freak?

I remember when there was porn on Fark.

/sigh

fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

The world where your sister doesn't give away free anal DVDs in the Burger King parking lot.

Jake Havechek: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

The world where your sister doesn't give away free anal DVDs in the Burger King parking lot.

People still go to Buger King?

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Jake Havechek: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

The world where your sister doesn't give away free anal DVDs in the Burger King parking lot.

People still go to Buger King?

Buger? LOL

\BURGER
\\FTFM

fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

I felt stupid doing it, but on the honeymoon the wife agreed to go to an adult store to buy porn DVDs to watch with me, an issue compounded by the fact that we didn't have internet access where we were staying. She isn't a big fan on the vast majority of internet porn, and wants it to be "classy", something that can be hard to parse out when casually browsing.

We had more fun buying the porn than watching it, she's just not that into it.

Jake Havechek: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

The world where your sister doesn't give away free anal DVDs get busy in the Burger King parking lot bathroom.

There is so much pr0n on the Innertubes for free, I am surprised anyone would have to pay for it.

grinding_journalist: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

I felt stupid doing it, but on the honeymoon the wife agreed to go to an adult store to buy porn DVDs to watch with me, an issue compounded by the fact that we didn't have internet access where we were staying. She isn't a big fan on the vast majority of internet porn, and wants it to be "classy", something that can be hard to parse out when casually browsing.

We had more fun buying the porn than watching it, she's just not that into it.

Classy porn, eh? What do you call this?

The aristocrats?

If there were only some way to have porn in my home...'streamed' as it were at my request, and for free. Where I could hide it somewhere that's not a closet or under a bed, perhaps password protected...visible on a screen and accessible whenever I wanted it.

If there were only some way.

groininjury: If there were only some way to have porn in my home...'streamed' as it were at my request, and for free. Where I could hide it somewhere that's not a closet or under a bed, perhaps password protected...visible on a screen and accessible whenever I wanted it.

If there were only some way.

Your nick-name is highly relevant.

Didn't he even bother to type "porn" into the Google?

fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

I've payed for a few months access to AbbyWinters.com. It is by far the best adult site on the internet. Seeing their donations page (NSFW) is what pushed me over the edge to actually pay for porn for the first time in my life. I didn't actually download all that much from the site. I viewed it as more of a donation.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Jake Havechek: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

The world where your sister doesn't give away free anal DVDs in the Burger King parking lot.

People still go to Buger King?

Buger? LOL

\BURGER
\\FTFM

If it were done in a McDonald's parking lot - it would give a new meaning to that over 5 billion served slogan of theirs.

You guys are slacking. No puns incorporating the name of the business he stole the $$ from?

alowishus: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

I've payed for a few months access to AbbyWinters.com. It is by far the best adult site on the internet. Seeing their donations page (NSFW) is what pushed me over the edge to actually pay for porn for the first time in my life. I didn't actually download all that much from the site. I viewed it as more of a donation.

Let me just say, that if I'm looking to get drunk and someone hands me a free case of Steel Reserve, I'm not going out and buying a case of craft beer.

Man addiction is a crazy thing. How much porn does 130K buy you? I think before the internet was fast and I bought a DVD from time to time I may have spent $300 on enough to fill a binder full of the things. Did the guy have like a server array to store the porn, or a shipping container full of it. Heck you could produce and pay girls to legally do nasty shiat, film it, sell it make $ and return the money you stole, then have porn and money.

Just how does one person rack up 192,000 in pron bills in 4 years?

grinding_journalist: We had more fun buying the porn than watching it, she's just not that into it.

Your wife enjoys watching porn with me.

FrancoFile: No puns incorporating the name of the business he stole the $$ from?

They did make money from layin pipe. But I don't see why that is funny.

FrancoFile: You guys are slacking. No puns incorporating the name of the business he stole the $$ from?

That's a lot of pipe service for 192k!
/fap

fark_your_mudder: Classy porn, eh? What do you call this?

Well, if you must know...

We picked out 3 things: one was bought just for the "cheesy" factor, where it was girls in angel costumes being "bad angels". There may have been a plot.

The second was this "interactive" dvd thing with multiple angles/scenes/etc, that ended up being really nasty.

The last was my (and her) favorite- it was a bunch of well-known pornstars, in Fiji, doing a lot of slo-mo 1-on-1 stuff, without the "i'm choking to death on your penis" type oral, or nasty girls going ATM or other unpleasantness/fetish activity. She wanted to see pretty girls look like they were enjoying themselves without it being too extreme. (Her and my definitions of this differ greatly.)

My issue with porn DVDs is part of any porn is the novelty- once you've seen a DVD, you're not likely to watch it again, so you're stuck with these physical discs you're reluctant to throw away.

grinding_journalist: fark_your_mudder: What kind of sick world do we live in where people pay for porn?

I felt stupid doing it, but on the honeymoon the wife agreed to go to an adult store to buy porn DVDs to watch with me, an issue compounded by the fact that we didn't have internet access where we were staying. She isn't a big fan on the vast majority of internet porn, and wants it to be "classy", something that can be hard to parse out when casually browsing.

We had more fun buying the porn than watching it, she's just not that into it.

YOU BOUGHT PORN ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
Sorry just man,that's messed up.

domo_kun_sai: YOU BOUGHT PORN ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
Sorry just man,that's messed up.

You're supposed to MAKE porn on your honeymoon.

domo_kun_sai: YOU BOUGHT PORN ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
Sorry just man,that's messed up.

How so? I always took the honeymoon as the opportunity to do things you wouldn't otherwise normally do- we purchased other "items" as well at that store that aren't usually incorporated into bedroom antics.

BurnShrike: You're supposed to MAKE porn on your honeymoon.

Who says we didn't?

DROxINxTHExWIND: BurnShrike: domo_kun_sai: YOU BOUGHT PORN ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
Sorry just man,that's messed up.

You're supposed to MAKE porn on your honeymoon.

Are you married? Just curious.

I watched a porn once where a newly-wed wife got trained by the entire wedding party. Isn't that what marriage is like?

My wife and I took porn with us on our honeymoon. It was fun.

scruffynerfherder: Just how does one person rack up 192,000 in pron bills in 4 years?

sex addiction. oops, forgot that is not real.

That's a hell of a lot of porn.

Great Lakes Pipe Service! *snicker*

grinding_journalist: domo_kun_sai: YOU BOUGHT PORN ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
Sorry just man,that's messed up.

How so? I always took the honeymoon as the opportunity to do things you wouldn't otherwise normally do- we purchased other "items" as well at that store that aren't usually incorporated into bedroom antics.

BurnShrike: You're supposed to MAKE porn on your honeymoon.

Who says we didn't?

You sir, are a king amongst men.

/salutes

Let's give it to Mikey....he'll eat anything.

grinding_journalist:How so? I always took the honeymoon as the opportunity to do things you wouldn't otherwise normally do- we purchased other "items" as well at that store that aren't usually incorporated into bedroom antics.

Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two

NoGods: I remember when there was porn on Fark.

/sigh

Foobies FTW!