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(some scoring machine) Strange Football team scores 49 points in 5:24 using only two offensive plays, without playing the Colts   (catholicsportsnet.com) divider line 20
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Publikwerks
2011-10-26 09:26:38 AM
Wow, thats rough.
 
NoGods
2011-10-26 09:32:38 AM
It sounds like they sent in the debate team and chess club after that and still won 69-3.
 
GardenWeasel
2011-10-26 09:36:56 AM
Ouch

/*sob*
 
kdawg7736
2011-10-26 09:40:27 AM
This is definitely some sort of record.
 
Cheesus
2011-10-26 09:54:00 AM
We've secretly replaced this high school football team with the Indianapolis Colts. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
funk_soul_bubby
2011-10-26 10:00:15 AM
Louisville Catholic Sports. Nice. I wouldn't be shocked if Trinity and St. X could both beat the Horse right now.
 
INeedAName
2011-10-26 10:55:13 AM
funk_soul_bubby: Louisville Catholic Sports. Nice. I wouldn't be shocked if Trinity and St. X could both beat the Horse right now.

It's interesting, Catholic schools in Maryland tend to be pretty stacked athletically, but friends told me the ones in PA were mostly worthless.
 
drkdstryer [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 11:54:27 AM
Was it "run" and "pass"?
 
Pavia_Resistance [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:56:36 PM
The scoring was Madden-esque.

INeedAName: It's interesting, Catholic schools in Maryland tend to be pretty stacked athletically, but friends told me the ones in PA were mostly worthless.

It varies. The top ranked AAAA (big school) in the state is Pittsburgh Central Catholic. There are one or two Catholic schools in the top ten at each of the four levels. Link (new window)
 
TommyDeuce
2011-10-26 01:31:05 PM
If I'm reading the end of TFA right, the losing team was dropped to 8-1 by this loss. Looks like someone is playing out of their league.
 
Tjos Weel
2011-10-26 02:33:49 PM
TommyDeuce

If I'm reading the end of TFA right

You arent. The losing team is now 2-7, the winning team is 8-1.
 
TheBaldOneMpls
2011-10-26 02:43:09 PM
drkdstryer: Was it "run" and "pass"?

The headline made it sound like they had two plays they called repeatedly, but they only ran two plays from scrimmage in the first six minutes.

Opening kickoff return
Punt return
10 yard TD pass (after a recovered fumble)
37 yard TD run (after a turnover)
Pick-6
Pick-6
Fumble return
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 03:31:41 PM
INeedAName: funk_soul_bubby: Louisville Catholic Sports. Nice. I wouldn't be shocked if Trinity and St. X could both beat the Horse right now.

It's interesting, Catholic schools in Maryland tend to be pretty stacked athletically, but friends told me the ones in PA were mostly worthless.

DC metro? Yes (DeMatha being the stand-out) B_more Metro? Too many Weenies trying to get lacrosse scholarships to Hopkins so the f'ball teams go begging
 
unclefester325
2011-10-26 04:04:21 PM
no video? wtf?
 
youngandstupid
2011-10-26 05:34:04 PM
I liked how they scored 7 touchdowns in 5.5 minutes and the article enthusiastically states, "At one point they were on a touchdown-per-minute pace." While impressive that sentence isn't nearly as impressive as the truth, "At one point they were only on a touchdown-per-minute pace."
 
dragonchild
2011-10-26 06:05:56 PM
We've replaced this game with a real-life enactment of a Tecmo Super Bowl game. Let's see if anyone notices.

/ Ready, down, hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
 
cefm
2011-10-26 07:09:25 PM
"Teams agreed to shorten the second half and keep a running clock. Bethlehem scored a field goal late in the game but it was a tough ride back to Nelson County after a 69-3 loss"

Couldn't someone have suggested that for the Saints game on Sunday night?
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 07:56:59 PM
Games like this go down in my public high school's league. One year we got beat 70-13. I lost a bunch of money on the game because I bet people we'd lose by at least 60 and we didn't get that last TD until the other team's 4th string was in.
 
mjjt
2011-10-26 08:20:03 PM
Holy Cross vs Bethlehem?

which side was jeebus on?

/looks at score
/oh
 
SevenizGud
2011-10-27 06:53:25 AM
My team got beat 311-24 once. We muffed the kickoff in the end zone to be recovered for a TD 26 consecutive times.
 
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