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2011-10-26 10:11:50 AM
That's hardcore. If I had to pay off all the "debts" from my childhood, I'd probably be in debt for the rest of my life.

/I bet you a million dollars you too scared to slide down head first!
 
2011-10-26 10:12:21 AM
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YOU BETTER HAVE MY MONEY BY TOMORROW!
 
2011-10-26 10:13:22 AM
Marbles, the gate way drug.
 
2011-10-26 10:14:09 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Marbles, the gate way drug.

Agreed, we never had this problem with pogs.
/get off my lawn?
 
2011-10-26 10:14:36 AM
You gimme that cow's eye or your dog's head is going into the toilet!
 
2011-10-26 10:14:40 AM
Yeah, we gambled when we were kids, too. We played a game called Poison where we dug holes much like a baseball diamond and pitcher's mound. Then we played the game and whoever won got to keep everybody else's played marble. We had other games that basically involved trying to hit each other's marbles across a big field.

We even did a loan system if somebody wanted to play but didn't have any marbles. We let a kid borrow 5 marbles. When he had 15 marbles, he gave back 10 and then he had his own 5 marbles to play with.
 
2011-10-26 10:20:15 AM
Sounds like a Southpark episode...
 
2011-10-26 10:20:28 AM
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RIP MARBLES.
 
2011-10-26 10:21:05 AM
Kids still play marbles?

That's awesome.

That said, they are a gateway drug. Marbles leads to Pogs, which leads to Bakugan, which leads to Pokemon cards, which leads to Magic: The Gathering, which leads to poker, which leads to Casino Craps, which leads to back-alley craps, which leads to cockfighting, which leads to beerfest, which leads to drowning in a giant vat of beer.

You want your kid to die in a giant vat of beer? Then you nip that shiat in the bud when it's just marbles.
 
2011-10-26 10:21:38 AM
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sometimes winning all the marbles isn't everything
 
2011-10-26 10:22:14 AM
Do you know what's ctually mildly impressive? Kids playing outside in spite of the constant threat of pedophiles and drive by shootings.
 
2011-10-26 10:22:17 AM
No pitching pennies?
 
2011-10-26 10:24:15 AM
AxiomJackson: Agreed, we never had this problem with pogs.
/get off my lawn?


We did at my school, and it was subsequently banned outright- didn't matter if you were playing for "keeps" or not.

/if you stacked the other kid, you got to keep his slammer
//won a couple foil atomic warheads that way
 
2011-10-26 10:25:21 AM
The Homer Tax: You want your kid to die in a giant vat of beer?

Yes, yes I do.
 
2011-10-26 10:28:56 AM
Plant Rights Activist: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

sometimes winning all the marbles isn't everything


THE EAR, NOT THE EAR.
 
2011-10-26 10:31:49 AM
The Homer Tax: Kids still play marbles?

That's awesome.


Of course they do.
 
2011-10-26 10:32:24 AM
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
 
2011-10-26 10:32:48 AM
wow i forgot about pogs.

played those during recess and i almost always left with more pogs than i came with. i remember collecting knott's berry farm ones which were pretty limited.

i had a pretty legit slammer ;D
 
2011-10-26 10:34:37 AM
grinding_journalist: AxiomJackson: Agreed, we never had this problem with pogs.
/get off my lawn?

We did at my school, and it was subsequently banned outright- didn't matter if you were playing for "keeps" or not.

/if you stacked the other kid, you got to keep his slammer
//won a couple foil atomic warheads that way


I remember at my elementary school when they banned Spinjas because kids were just sitting around playing with them as opposed to getting any exercise during recess. Spinjas for Pete's sake.
/Spinjas
 
2011-10-26 10:34:38 AM
BurnShrike: The Homer Tax: Kids still play marbles?

That's awesome.

Of course they do.


Damn you Fark! If you're going to strip my picture from the post, at least be kind enough to give me a warning first instead of just putting the post up anyway.

Let's try that again.

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2011-10-26 10:50:51 AM
What happened to playing 'flips' like I did in school?
 
2011-10-26 10:51:28 AM
Is this article about college debt?
 
2011-10-26 10:51:41 AM
The Homer Tax: Kids still play marbles?

That's awesome.

That said, they are a gateway drug. Marbles leads to Pogs, which leads to Bakugan, which leads to Pokemon cards, which leads to Magic: The Gathering, which leads to poker, which leads to Casino Craps, which leads to back-alley craps, which leads to cockfighting, which leads to beerfest, which leads to drowning in a giant vat of beer.

You want your kid to die in a giant vat of beer? Then you nip that shiat in the bud when it's just marbles.


My high school would put a stop to our Magic games. There reasoning wasn't necessarily no gambling, but no card games. My debate teacher took it a step further. IT'S WITCHCRAFT AND IT'S EVIL.

/Nope, it was a public high school.
 
2011-10-26 10:54:18 AM
MoronLessOff: The Homer Tax: Kids still play marbles?

That's awesome.

That said, they are a gateway drug. Marbles leads to Pogs, which leads to Bakugan, which leads to Pokemon cards, which leads to Magic: The Gathering, which leads to poker, which leads to Casino Craps, which leads to back-alley craps, which leads to cockfighting, which leads to beerfest, which leads to drowning in a giant vat of beer.

You want your kid to die in a giant vat of beer? Then you nip that shiat in the bud when it's just marbles.

My high school would put a stop to our Magic games. There reasoning wasn't necessarily no gambling, but no card games. My debate teacher took it a step further. IT'S WITCHCRAFT AND IT'S EVIL.

/Nope, it was a public high school.


My senior year Geology teacher was cool. When we played cards, he'd come and ask to be dealt it
 
2011-10-26 11:13:53 AM
what is this the 50's?
 
2011-10-26 11:18:40 AM
yo mayne when i was a young 5 year old buck marbles wasn't a game yo we played for keepsies.
 
2011-10-26 11:30:05 AM
My greatest source of playground pride was the five-gallon bucket filled with the marbles of my vanquished foes. When you're six years old, that's as close to being the Highlander as you can get.
 
2011-10-26 11:33:12 AM
Throwing the marbles down drains??? How farking stupid are those children? "Hey, let's throw all our toys in the incinerator! That might be fun too!"

We'd dig a bowl-sized hole and then play either "for keepsies" so the winner would keep the other marbles, or "not for keepsies" in which case the winner got bragging rights.

But throwing your marbles down a drain? Are kids really that retarded?
 
2011-10-26 11:33:45 AM
Yeah, I have student loans too.
 
2011-10-26 11:35:03 AM
Trance750: What happened to playing 'flips' like I did in school?

I never played, but it was pretty big in my school too. Easy and fast to play, so no one really got busted for it. I played Knuckles though, and I won that a lot.
 
2011-10-26 11:39:41 AM
So, when do we see the broken legs?
 
2011-10-26 11:40:45 AM
We played "Who could steal the most classroom phones and door handles and throw them on the roof" all year long and every single one of us was a winner.
 
2011-10-26 11:42:36 AM
What street fighting might look like...


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2011-10-26 11:50:12 AM
EatsCrayons:
Are kids really that retarded?


Do you really need to ask that question?
 
2011-10-26 12:00:40 PM
At my school we used to pencil fight, school banned that
 
2011-10-26 12:10:40 PM
groppet: At my school we used to pencil fight, school banned that

Pencil fighting went on for a while at my school before it got banned. Then, some parents got upset, though, that Precious Little Johnny was spending part of his lunch money at the pencil dispenser because he sucked, so the teachers gave a stern "Don't!" at us. Then never enforced it. Our teachers were basically OK with dumb kids doing dumb kid things that kept them out of real trouble.

Pencil-based mumbletypeg was banned in short order, though. Not because anybody was getting hurt, but because it was tearing up the lawn pretty badly and costing the school additional maintenance.
 
2011-10-26 01:14:49 PM
jfivealive: We played "Who could steal the most classroom phones and door handles and throw them on the roof" all year long and every single one of us was a winner.

Wow, I completely forgot about this. I kept a changeable screw driver in my backpack. I never threw anything off a roof, but I took random screws out of desks and music stands.

/hilarity ensued.
 
2011-10-26 01:45:41 PM
That's a nice Big Wheel you have. Be a shame if something happened to it.
 
2011-10-26 03:04:49 PM
MoronLessOff: Trance750: What happened to playing 'flips' like I did in school?

I never played, but it was pretty big in my school too. Easy and fast to play, so no one really got busted for it. I played Knuckles though, and I won that a lot.


I got busted once, only because I didn't know one of the coaches was standing right behind me. Just said 'Save it for las Vegas, kids' and left
 
2011-10-26 03:08:37 PM
The Homer Tax: Kids still play marbles?

That's awesome.

That said, they are a gateway drug. Marbles leads to Pogs, which leads to Bakugan, which leads to Pokemon cards, which leads to Magic: The Gathering, which leads to poker, which leads to Casino Craps, which leads to back-alley craps, which leads to cockfighting, which leads to beerfest, which leads to drowning in a giant vat of beer.

You want your kid to die in a giant vat of beer? Then you nip that shiat in the bud when it's just marbles.


That's totally epic.
 
2011-10-26 04:26:47 PM
Oh wow... Pogs! That brings back memories...
 
2011-10-26 04:36:53 PM
supayoda: Oh wow... Pogs! That brings back memories...

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Remember ALF? He's back... in POG form

/First thing I thought of
 
2011-10-26 06:30:40 PM
Loved marbles as a kid.

Would've totally gambled away life savings for them.
 
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