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		English woman pleads guilty to biting partner's scrotum. Boyfriend still feeling a little teste (news.com.au)		42
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Sybarite

2011-10-26 09:16:56 AM

I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

Krymson Tyde

2011-10-26 09:48:50 AM

cgraves67

2011-10-26 11:24:46 AM

Giving head, taking balls.

namegoeshere

2011-10-26 11:25:04 AM

At first I was all, wait, that's a bad thing?

Then I RTFA: Douglas, 45, was taken to the hospital for emergency surgery to reattach his genitals after Topp bit them off during the incident in February this year

Then I was like, yes. Yes it is.

Loaf's Tray

2011-10-26 11:25:04 AM

Sybarite: I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

I think "testicles" was a pretty crucial omission as well...

BurnShrike

2011-10-26 11:25:18 AM

Sybarite: I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

That's what I came in to say. "OFF" is a key word.

Also, what kind of argument are you having where your naked scrotum is within biting range? _{(a good one)}

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-10-26 11:25:21 AM

Sybarite: I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

Exactly. Who doesn't like a little bit of teeth?

SapperInTexas

2011-10-26 11:27:15 AM

/not amused
//disturbed, even

BurnShrike

2011-10-26 11:27:23 AM

And it was an English woman who bit him too, so that wound won't be a smooth cut to sew back on.

Rich Cream

2011-10-26 11:28:16 AM

I for one am not posting the chick from the Marmite thread.

/as oblig it may be

Aquapope

2011-10-26 11:28:41 AM

In England, they like spotted dick, with a side of nuts apparently.

SapperInTexas

2011-10-26 11:28:50 AM

Dammit.

This time with nutty pic goodness.

MBooda

2011-10-26 11:30:57 AM

/England, home of the original teabaggers

dothemath

2011-10-26 11:31:48 AM

"Have a ball"

Jake Havechek

2011-10-26 11:31:51 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "ball biting biatch".

Karma Curmudgeon

2011-10-26 11:33:35 AM

Nobody likes the spoiled sport who throws a fit and then storms off with the ball.

Siberian Khatru

2011-10-26 11:33:44 AM

Well, it only required 19 stitches to repair the damage.

So it must not have been a very large package.

busy chillin'

2011-10-26 11:34:19 AM

don't do it, don't do it..

That's nuts!

dangit!

Rufus_T_Firefly

2011-10-26 11:35:29 AM

*wincing!*

SBinRR

2011-10-26 11:35:46 AM

"There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum," the judge said.

OK, I guess you can figure out what my next question would be...

Pinner

2011-10-26 11:37:28 AM

SBinRR: "There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum," the judge said.

OK, I guess you can figure out what my next question would be...

She had his balls in her mouth and he shouts, "You're doing it wrong!"

angry_scientist

2011-10-26 11:38:36 AM

So don't wave it in her face during an argument? I guess I'll stop then.

Rufus_T_Firefly

2011-10-26 11:39:39 AM

Douglas, 45, was taken to the hospital for emergency surgery to reattach his genitals after Topp bit them off during the incident in February this year.

Obviously, she bit off more than she could chew.

altinos

2011-10-26 11:42:32 AM

So her technique in the sack really bites.

Jake Havechek

2011-10-26 11:43:22 AM

They are sick freaks in NYC who pay top dollar to have their balls bitten.

Trilithon

2011-10-26 11:44:29 AM

SBinRR: "There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum," the judge said.

OK, I guess you can figure out what my next question would be...

So she would have been ok if she had lawfully bitten the complainant's scrotum?

remus

2011-10-26 11:44:33 AM

Ouch! Gorramit, so much OUCH!

Citrate1007

2011-10-26 11:48:34 AM

Don't brawl with drunken crazy women while NAKED .

/problem solved

Snarfangel

2011-10-26 11:56:51 AM

The 44-year-old woman was warned her actions would more than likely result in a jail term.

More than likely? How about "Absolutely" or "Without a doubt"?

/If a guy started biting off body parts from his girlfriend, there wouldn't be any "more than likely" about it.

calm like a bomb

2011-10-26 12:04:06 PM

Damn. Between munched balls, naked Finns, and orgasm walks, I think modmin's feeling a little randy this morning.

AngryJailhouseFistfark

2011-10-26 12:12:29 PM

Krymson Tyde: [www.thedropzone.org image 240x310]

NUTS!

AngryJailhouseFistfark

2011-10-26 12:13:15 PM

I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action. On both sides of the equation.

Langdon Alger

2011-10-26 12:38:11 PM

she's lucky it wasn't that guy recently in the news who used a milk crate to carry his around in.

Uglybarnacle

2011-10-26 12:46:14 PM

What a conundrum

/obscure?

themanuf

2011-10-26 01:41:15 PM

FTA: "...the pair had a tempestuous relationship..."

the guys balls didn't get along with one another? that must be awkward.

exterminate_teacake

2011-10-26 01:52:24 PM

Langdon Alger: she's lucky it wasn't that guy recently in the news who used a milk crate to carry his around in.

If she had bitten off his balls then he wouldn't need to shell out for the expensive surgery. Why can't this woman use her nut-biting skills for good rather than evil?

LowbrowDeluxe

2011-10-26 03:33:37 PM

MBooda: [farm2.static.flickr.com image 448x420]
/England, home of the original teabaggers

Nothing like the feel of a freshly shorn-off scrotum. Truly breathtaking.

oroku_saki

2011-10-26 05:53:27 PM

Maybe he forgot the safe word.

Shirley Ujest

2011-10-26 05:57:33 PM

Vasectomy gone wrong?

Hassan Ben Sobr

2011-10-26 06:21:40 PM

Sandra Bernhard moved to the U.K.?

Krymson Tyde

2011-10-26 09:23:53 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Krymson Tyde: [www.thedropzone.org image 240x310]

NUTS!

I was hoping that post wasn't in vain.