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		English woman pleads guilty to biting partner's scrotum. Boyfriend still feeling a little teste (news.com.au)		42
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Sybarite		2011-10-26 09:16:56 AM

I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

Krymson Tyde		2011-10-26 09:48:50 AM

cgraves67		2011-10-26 11:24:46 AM

Giving head, taking balls.

namegoeshere		2011-10-26 11:25:04 AM

At first I was all, wait, that's a bad thing?

Then I RTFA: Douglas, 45, was taken to the hospital for emergency surgery to reattach his genitals after Topp bit them off during the incident in February this year

Then I was like, yes. Yes it is.

Loaf's Tray		2011-10-26 11:25:04 AM

Sybarite: I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

I think "testicles" was a pretty crucial omission as well...

BurnShrike		2011-10-26 11:25:18 AM

Sybarite: I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

That's what I came in to say. "OFF" is a key word.

Also, what kind of argument are you having where your naked scrotum is within biting range? _{(a good one)}

Sock Ruh Tease		2011-10-26 11:25:21 AM

Sybarite: I think "off" was the most important word left out of that headline.

Exactly. Who doesn't like a little bit of teeth?

SapperInTexas		2011-10-26 11:27:15 AM

/not amused
//disturbed, even

BurnShrike		2011-10-26 11:27:23 AM

And it was an English woman who bit him too, so that wound won't be a smooth cut to sew back on.

Rich Cream		2011-10-26 11:28:16 AM

I for one am not posting the chick from the Marmite thread.

/as oblig it may be

Aquapope		2011-10-26 11:28:41 AM

In England, they like spotted dick, with a side of nuts apparently.

SapperInTexas		2011-10-26 11:28:50 AM

Dammit.

This time with nutty pic goodness.

MBooda		2011-10-26 11:30:57 AM

/England, home of the original teabaggers

dothemath		2011-10-26 11:31:48 AM

"Have a ball"

Jake Havechek		2011-10-26 11:31:51 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "ball biting biatch".

Karma Curmudgeon		2011-10-26 11:33:35 AM

Nobody likes the spoiled sport who throws a fit and then storms off with the ball.

Siberian Khatru		2011-10-26 11:33:44 AM

Well, it only required 19 stitches to repair the damage.

So it must not have been a very large package.

busy chillin'		2011-10-26 11:34:19 AM

don't do it, don't do it..

That's nuts!

dangit!

Rufus_T_Firefly		2011-10-26 11:35:29 AM

*wincing!*

SBinRR		2011-10-26 11:35:46 AM

"There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum," the judge said.

OK, I guess you can figure out what my next question would be...

Pinner		2011-10-26 11:37:28 AM

SBinRR: "There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum," the judge said.

OK, I guess you can figure out what my next question would be...

She had his balls in her mouth and he shouts, "You're doing it wrong!"

angry_scientist		2011-10-26 11:38:36 AM

So don't wave it in her face during an argument? I guess I'll stop then.

Rufus_T_Firefly		2011-10-26 11:39:39 AM

Douglas, 45, was taken to the hospital for emergency surgery to reattach his genitals after Topp bit them off during the incident in February this year.

Obviously, she bit off more than she could chew.

altinos		2011-10-26 11:42:32 AM

So her technique in the sack really bites.

Jake Havechek		2011-10-26 11:43:22 AM

They are sick freaks in NYC who pay top dollar to have their balls bitten.

Trilithon		2011-10-26 11:44:29 AM

SBinRR: "There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum," the judge said.

OK, I guess you can figure out what my next question would be...

So she would have been ok if she had lawfully bitten the complainant's scrotum?

remus		2011-10-26 11:44:33 AM

Ouch! Gorramit, so much OUCH!

Citrate1007		2011-10-26 11:48:34 AM

Don't brawl with drunken crazy women while NAKED .

/problem solved

Snarfangel		2011-10-26 11:56:51 AM

The 44-year-old woman was warned her actions would more than likely result in a jail term.

More than likely? How about "Absolutely" or "Without a doubt"?

/If a guy started biting off body parts from his girlfriend, there wouldn't be any "more than likely" about it.

calm like a bomb		2011-10-26 12:04:06 PM

Damn. Between munched balls, naked Finns, and orgasm walks, I think modmin's feeling a little randy this morning.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2011-10-26 12:12:29 PM

Krymson Tyde: [www.thedropzone.org image 240x310]

NUTS!

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2011-10-26 12:13:15 PM

I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action. On both sides of the equation.

Langdon Alger		2011-10-26 12:38:11 PM

she's lucky it wasn't that guy recently in the news who used a milk crate to carry his around in.

Uglybarnacle		2011-10-26 12:46:14 PM

What a conundrum

/obscure?

themanuf		2011-10-26 01:41:15 PM

FTA: "...the pair had a tempestuous relationship..."

the guys balls didn't get along with one another? that must be awkward.

exterminate_teacake		2011-10-26 01:52:24 PM

Langdon Alger: she's lucky it wasn't that guy recently in the news who used a milk crate to carry his around in.

If she had bitten off his balls then he wouldn't need to shell out for the expensive surgery. Why can't this woman use her nut-biting skills for good rather than evil?

LowbrowDeluxe		2011-10-26 03:33:37 PM

MBooda: [farm2.static.flickr.com image 448x420]
/England, home of the original teabaggers

Nothing like the feel of a freshly shorn-off scrotum. Truly breathtaking.

oroku_saki		2011-10-26 05:53:27 PM

Maybe he forgot the safe word.

Shirley Ujest		2011-10-26 05:57:33 PM

Vasectomy gone wrong?

Hassan Ben Sobr		2011-10-26 06:21:40 PM

Sandra Bernhard moved to the U.K.?

Krymson Tyde		2011-10-26 09:23:53 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Krymson Tyde: [www.thedropzone.org image 240x310]

NUTS!

I was hoping that post wasn't in vain.

Buffet		2011-10-27 07:12:52 PM

EXECUTE THAT biatch!!!

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