Done in 0. Lovely headline, subs.

He should have found weapons of mass destruction, so the military industrial complex would throw 15 year-olds at him.

Has anyone else noticed that the preferred age of the girls these guys want seems to be 15? Or is it that the cops always play a 15 year old in their sting operations?

Hmm, I wonder what number the Weapons of Ass-Destruction porn series is up to.

/Too lazy to find out
//I know there are at least 5.

Subby seems to be very familiar with the guy's weapon.

Uncle Wiggly: FTFA: "Ritter was charged in New York a decade ago with trying to lure an undercover police officer posing as a 16-year-old girl to a restaurant. The charges were later dropped, and he said in 2003 that the case was designed to silence his war criticism."

Just because you're an independent, heretical, iconoclastic voice who wound up on the right side of history doesn't mean you're not a creep.

The NYPD is so trustworthy. Look how safe they keep the bankers of mass destruction.

Has anyone noticed the pattern of apposing the banking/military scam and sex scandals? Anyone who doesn't support the story gets caught with their pants down.

Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

FTFA then performed a sex act on himself in front of a webcam.
Is he extremely flexible, because I don't really think fapping rises to to the level of performing a sex act on oneself.

Taco Bell?

RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

Illicit and illegal is exciting to these people

RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

It's harder to find 18 year old virgins.

RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

Likely because there are no women on the internet, just cops posing as underage girls. Cops don't pose as legal women, so that demographic is the null set.

I once had a roommate whose porn collection included a VHS copy of "Anal Holocaust". I thought the title was a bit much.

RedEmily: Explain something to me.

OK, when a Former UN weapon inspector and a teenage girl love each other VERY much....

Rapmaster2000: I once had a roommate whose porn collection included a VHS copy of "Anal Holocaust". I thought the title was a bit much.

So Many jokes so little time

BurnShrike: RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

It's harder to find 18 year old virgins.


I suppose so.

dyslexic and he thought she was 51 ?
That would be my argument.

RedEmily: BurnShrike: RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

It's harder to find 18 year old virgins.


I suppose so.

No really. It's true. I've gone looking.

BurnShrike: RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

It's harder to find 18 year old virgins.

Where does the Taliban god find their 72-year-old virgins, then? I was going to sign up, but then I figured all they'd have was Mother Teresa and the mummified corpse of Dear Abby. And I figured someone probably would have gotten to Dear Abby already.

elev8meL8r: RedEmily: Explain something to me.

OK, when a Former UN weapon inspector and a teenage girl love each other VERY much....

Go on.

elev8meL8r: BurnShrike: RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

It's harder to find 18 year old virgins.

Where does the Taliban god find their 72-year-old virgins, then? I was going to sign up, but then I figured all they'd have was Mother Teresa and the mummified corpse of Dear Abby. And I figured someone probably would have gotten to Dear Abby already.

They check Fark.

I think that once the jury is made aware of his appearance in Transformers 3, he will be exonerated.

Hooking up with a legal age cop who is pretending to be a high school girl sounds kinda hot in my book. Just saying handcuffs and such, could be a good time. Never met a female cop I wanted to nail, but there has gotta be a bunch out there, it's a big country.

Wasn't there also a former UN weapons inspector who was suspected of murdering his wife? Can't remember his name, but obviously it's not this guy or else they would have mentioned that in the story.

RedEmily:

Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

On OK Cupid when I was 47 a 29 year old called me a creepy pedophile because I wrote to her. Seriously. It's too bad it wasn't in person in public, I could have laughed in her face and went "Hey everybody, get a load of THIS!"

Maybe she was referring to her mental age, I'd say about 12.

Wow! The fact that he's a UN weapons inspector is INCREDIBLY relevant to the story!

BurnShrike: RedEmily: BurnShrike: RedEmily: Explain something to me. Why wouldn't he just try to hook up with an 18 year old? It's legal and the difference between 16 and 18 is not much. So, why risk legal troubles?

It's harder to find 18 year old virgins.


I suppose so.

No really. It's true. I've gone looking.

Should have checked Blizz-Con.

Rapmaster2000: I once had a roommate whose porn collection included a VHS copy of "Anal Holocaust". I thought the title was a bit much.

Once I knew a man . . .
No, I made that part up!


HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


/can't wait for the release.

Mission Accomplished.

Talk about trying to prosecute someone for a thought crime. Where was the actual minor being taken advantage of in this situation?

Rapmaster2000: I once had a roommate whose porn collection included a VHS copy of "Anal Holocaust". I thought the title was a bit much.

Was it filmed in black and white?

beer4breakfast: Talk about trying to prosecute someone for a thought crime. Where was the actual minor being taken advantage of in this situation?

All you need is an FBI agent. And it's not entrapment because THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Eapoe6: Uncle Wiggly: FTFA: "Ritter was charged in New York a decade ago with trying to lure an undercover police officer posing as a 16-year-old girl to a restaurant. The charges were later dropped, and he said in 2003 that the case was designed to silence his war criticism."

Just because you're an independent, heretical, iconoclastic voice who wound up on the right side of history doesn't mean you're not a creep.

The NYPD is so trustworthy. Look how safe they keep the bankers of mass destruction.

Has anyone noticed the pattern of apposing the banking/military scam and sex scandals? Anyone who doesn't support the story gets caught with their pants down.

Yes, it's a set up... like how the gay underground is setting up all the good moral republicans with irresistible baskets of gift wrapped dicks.

Didn't he also take money from the people he was monitoring? Something about a book. Very vague memory

king_nacho: in order to have illegal contact with a minor, doesn't there have to be a minor?

That would involve logic. And ignoring the fraudulent representation of one's identity.

Goddamnitsomuch, Scott...

Uncle Wiggly: who wound up on the right side of history doesn't mean you're not a creep

"I think the danger right now is that without effective inspections, without effective monitoring, Iraq can in a very short period of time measured in months, reconstitute chemical and biological weapons, long-range ballistic missiles to deliver these weapons, and even certain aspects of their developing of nuclear weapons. program." -- Scott Ritter, 1998

"In 1999, Ritter wrote Endgame: Solving the Iraq Problem - Once and For All in which he reiterated his claim that Iraq had obstructed the work of inspectors and attempted to hide and preserve essential elements for restarting WMD programs at a later date."

This guy beat a drum for YEARS that Iraq and Hussein was a persistent danger to the stability of the region and a threat with respect to WMD manufacture and proliferation. His testimony was used as part of casus belli when we went in. His opinion on how we should have engaged Hussein changed rapidly over the years, from 1998, when was demanding the UNSC take strong, decisive action in order to make Iraq comply - to 2003, when he was calling for normalization of ties in order to reestablish weapons inspections.

What's funnier is that one of the primary reasons Iraq kicked out the weapons inspectors in the first place was because he, specifically, was being a reprehensible douche-nozzle and treating the whole country like it was his personal fief.

In other words, Scott Ritter wanted to bomb Iraq just enough and then have the West play nice so that he could go back to rolling around the country on a deranged power-trip. He is an unmitigated asshole.

/he also sucked at his job
//I know, I know... CSB
///"right side" of history my ass.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: elev8meL8r: Where does the Taliban god find their 72-year-old virgins, then?

You got it wrong. It's 72 year-old virgins.

Oh, thank god. I've spent a lot of time fapping to Anne Geddes calendars and I'm ready to take it to the next level.

he's a hot mess.

Hans Brix?! Oh no!