and always too soon.

My feet-dragging mopey walk shows that I was extremely comfortable in the bedroom this morning, and could have slept at least four more hours.

And if they can't walk for the rest of the day you know they were with me.

The slut walk

jigger: And if they can't walk for the rest of the day you know they were with me.

Don't use so much chloroform next time. Loosening the ropes might be a good idea, too.

I thought it was the amount of guys she causes to trip/walk into something/almost get hit by a car that revealed that history.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Three 'distinct' types of orgasm, eh?

FTFA
vaginal, clitoral, and blended.

Yes, I'm sure that referring to something that you call blended is 'distinct'.

Smrt journalism.

She walks down the street a-knockin' 'em dead

Store window dummies even turn their heads

Sure enuff

Powerful stuff

jigger: And if they can't walk for the rest of the day you know they were with me.

They killed your misery didn't they?

Also, the fact that a woman can walk at all reveals that she hasn't had sex with me in the past 12 hours

women have orgasms?

huh.

If she walks with her head down and shoulders slumped, it means she hasn't orgasmed at all.

I see that look a lot.

The female orgasm. That's the real myth.

/I am the 99%

So fluid, graceful walking = comfortable in the sack, enjoys sex.
Rigid stutter-stepping = missionary only with the lights out.

BRB, I'm off to watch some of my coworkers walk down to get coffee.

It's not just women.

For instance, you can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm a ladies man - but I do not have time to discuss it further.

orclover: Sooo....whats a slow methodical limp with one leg dragging behind accentuated by a low whimper?

a zombie.

Bowlegged?

Orgasmic history?

And here I was under the impression that it was the quantity of dicks that made girls who walked bow legged to keep their dangling labia minora from starting a friction fire rather than the quality of dicks...

Six f'n seconds... Thanks Linoleum

orclover: Sooo....whats a slow methodical limp with one leg dragging behind accentuated by a low whimper?

More lube?

More brains?

i rarely see them on their feet except for that moment right before i hold the rag to their noses.

FTA: While these findings make sense, it is a case of the chicken vs. the egg: Which came first, a woman's sensual, free walk, or her habit of reaching vaginal orgasm? I think the former.

I think the guy came first.

TheWizard: Yes, I'm sure that referring to something that you call blended is 'distinct'.

Smrt journalism.

They're blended whiskey drinkers.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: [mitkadem.homestead.com image 500x496]

I can tell by the way she walks.

A FLOWER???!!

Sun Times usta be a family newspaper.

I break the biatch legs so she can't get away.

TheWizard: Three 'distinct' types of orgasm, eh?

FTFA
vaginal, clitoral, and blended.

Yes, I'm sure that referring to something that you call blended is 'distinct'.

Smrt journalism.

they left out butt orgasms.

signaljammer: Sun Times usta be a family newspaper.

None of us would have families, or even be here were it not for sex, and orgasms. Sex is the most family-oriented activity of all time.

Clearly fluid graceful walking = has had HPV vaccination.

Andrew Wiggin: TheWizard: Three 'distinct' types of orgasm, eh?

FTFA
vaginal, clitoral, and blended.

Yes, I'm sure that referring to something that you call blended is 'distinct'.

Smrt journalism.

they left out butt orgasms.

Also porn-star orgasms. When the actress has an orgasm while she sucks someone's dick, for instance.

Fomby_Belcher: FTA - "Many people don't realize that women can have three distinct forms of orgasm."

That's not fair.

not only that. a few of them can have MULTIPLE.

/so not fair.
/done in one?

While these findings make sense, it is a case of the chicken vs. the egg..:

I can understand the chicken, but where are they sticking the farking egg?

/ouch

aspAddict: So fluid, graceful walking = comfortable in the sack, enjoys sex.
Rigid stutter-stepping = missionary only with the lights out.

BRB, I'm off to watch some of my coworkers walk down to get coffee.

Yeah, that's the part of the study I found bunk actually. It's more chicken and egg than they realized...

Think about the guys you know who are "hard up" for sex. Which ones of them walk normal and which walk like someone should beat them with a stick? Those that should be beaten by a stick probably aren't attracting too many females with that walk either.

Case in point there was a pretty cool guy who looked okay (I guess I'm not attracted to dudes) in high school who for some odd reason walked like a duck. -Never laid and probably won't be laid until he finds someone of equivalent issues. -but still a nice guy. Of course, there probably isn't too much demand among women for dudes that walk like a duck.

Add that to the fact that super models are trained to walk fluidly, and I'll guarantee you, none of *them* are hard up for sex.

BurnShrike: Sex is the most family-oriented activity of all time.

this.

my kids and i love sitting at the table, playing a good game of Sorry(my rubber broke)! and Monopolize(dat ass)

BurnShrike: signaljammer: Sun Times usta be a family newspaper.

None of us would have families, or even be here were it not for sex, and orgasms. Sex is the most family-oriented activity of all time.

Unless you are Morman, then it's a filthy, evil, dirty, and shameful act that no one should EVER have, and those that do should repent and chastise themselves, unless of course God has forgiven them and blessed their forgiveness with a miracle baby, then they should grovel before their lord in thanks that he had the good graces and loving nature to bless them with a child for having their filthy, evil, sex...

just sayin...

Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: Sex is the most family-oriented activity of all time.

this.

my kids and i love sitting at the table, playing a good game of Sorry(my rubber broke)! and Monopolize(dat ass)

I prefer tying them up and blindfolding them and playing a family game of Guess Who?

It's almost as much fun as Battlenips.

The findings state that women who walk with "fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles" were more likely to have a history of vaginal orgasm than women who did not display these characteristics in their walk.

Hey my wife doesn't walk like tha... oh, wait I don't give a sh*t!!

Andrew Wiggin: they left out butt orgasms.

I'm going to be pedantic here: those are g-spot orgasms.

BurnShrike: Also porn-star orgasms. When the actress has an orgasm while she sucks someone's dick, for instance.

Is it too much to ask, with all the insane crap they pile into pr0n, that they might, just might, put an actual female orgasm in each scene? Even amateur clips seem to skip it! How is that freaking possible, that the type of girl that's so into sex she'll film it isn't climaxing at least once every five minutes?

/kidding about the wife part

BurnShrike: Andrew Wiggin: TheWizard: Three 'distinct' types of orgasm, eh?

FTFA
vaginal, clitoral, and blended.

Yes, I'm sure that referring to something that you call blended is 'distinct'.

Smrt journalism.

they left out butt orgasms.

Also porn-star orgasms. When the actress has an orgasm while she sucks someone's dick, for instance.

the fish faces they make when they 'swallow' are rather entertaining as well. a facegasm.

There's a distinct correlation between the intensity of a woman's sneeze and the intensity of her orgasm - blood flow to the extremities and all that. It's science.

/loves cold and flu season

TheWizard: Three 'distinct' types of orgasm, eh?

FTFA
vaginal, clitoral, and blended Amex Centurion.

FTFY

factoryconnection: BurnShrike: Also porn-star orgasms. When the actress has an orgasm while she sucks someone's dick, for instance.

Is it too much to ask, with all the insane crap they pile into pr0n, that they might, just might, put an actual female orgasm in each scene? Even amateur clips seem to skip it! How is that freaking possible, that the type of girl that's so into sex she'll film it isn't climaxing at least once every five minutes?

That's the main reason I like "real" porn. I really get off on seeing the woman actually enjoy herself, and not just faking it for the sake of the audience. There's nothing worse than seeing a woman with fake tits and a fake smile trying to fake an orgasm.

factoryconnection: I'm going to be pedantic here

hey dude, i'm not into kids but to each their own.

factoryconnection: that they might, just might, put an actual female orgasm in each scene?

i guess it goes to show that even whores are hard to get off

BurnShrike: There's nothing worse than seeing a woman with fake tits and a fake smile trying to fake an orgasm.

Oh, I don't know. I think cancer is worse.