Republican Obama?

A skunk eating pumpkin pie

Penguin hunting?

How did this get greenlit?

DicksWii: How did this get greenlit?

The admins stopped caring long ago.

Cat finds warmth by blocking red signal light.

Cat enjoys resulting vehicular carnage & human suffering.

Seems about right.

A newspaper

Also, embarassed zebra.

/old jokes are old

Two ethnically diverse babies chewing on razor blades?

A nun in a blender?

DicksWii: How did this get greenlit?

It couldn't get greenlit. There wouldn't be anything to stand on there.

I'm more interested in the fact that Russia seems to have more than 3 parts to their traffic light system. Their five steps seem to be, green, flashing green, yellow, red and then "orange," to prepare for the green light? Also, green walk signs...

AshCampbell: I'm more interested in the fact that Russia seems to have more than 3 parts to their traffic light system. Their five steps seem to be, green, flashing green, yellow, red and then "orange," to prepare for the green light? Also, green walk signs...

Not sure about Russia, but in Canada the flashing green is the same as a left turn arrow.

What song was playing in the background?

improvius: Not sure about Russia, but in Canada the flashing green is the same as a left turn arrow.

That's an Ontario thing.

In BC a flashing green means it's a "controlled intersection" and someone has pushed the button or is on the pressure pad so the cross-street traffic light will be shortly turning green.

First time I turned left on a flashing green here I almost killed myself, everyone in the car and everyone in the car that hurtled through the intersection towards us.

He could just jump on to the roof.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: improvius: Not sure about Russia, but in Canada the flashing green is the same as a left turn arrow.

That's an Ontario thing.

In BC a flashing green means it's a "controlled intersection" and someone has pushed the button or is on the pressure pad so the cross-street traffic light will be shortly turning green.

First time I turned left on a flashing green here I almost killed myself, everyone in the car and everyone in the car that hurtled through the intersection towards us.

That's disturbing. I would imagine that's a frequent mistake for anyone from Ontario.

AshCampbell: I'm more interested in the fact that Russia seems to have more than 3 parts to their traffic light system. Their five steps seem to be, green, flashing green, yellow, red and then "orange," to prepare for the green light? Also, green walk signs...

I'd like to see the traffic lights in the USA adopt this method.

improvius: in Canada the flashing green is the same as a left turn arrow.

I, um... what?
I got to look this up. I'm pretty sure it was a crosswalk button warning thing. Mean if people are there, they can press the button and it'll go solid green, yellow, red. In Vancouver, it just went flashing green to yellow at some places when they pressed the button.

Don't turn left on a flashing green in BC unless you want to be a fark headline.

pkellmey: DicksWii: How did this get greenlit?

The admins stopped caring long ago.

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The Ontario vs. BC flashing-green thing scares me.

/Ontarian
//Would be BC road salsa if not for the power of Fark

That cat is the spitting image of my cat, Ramsey.

Chunky_Charlie: What song was playing in the background?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z7npqBBa4o (unfetchable)

Two nuns in a chainsaw fight?

/Thought that was the classic answer.

A nun with a javelin through her head.

A hot fudge sundae with ketchup on top.

Biracial lesbian redwings sixtynine competition.

DSMOR _{DEAD SKUNK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD - STINKIN' TO HIGH HEAVEN}

Michael Jackson's bio.