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you know you love it.

But, as Tony Romo is wont to do, he choked in the clutch and went to the slot receiver instead.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

He nailed the tight end on a go route?

I liked the Dallas victory last week. They beat up on a pretty weak team and I heard a lot of 'Dallas has turned it around' type talk from the game announcers and after. Soon when they inevitably fall from that high and lose in a new and more pathetic way, the fall will be that much farther and greater to watch. What's the word for a cycle that isn't vicious? An awesome cycle? An awesome cycle of Dallas fail.

Oh and congrats on successfully ejaculating into a warm, wet vag, Romo. This is Sporting News as brought to you by TMZ.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

I don't know either, but if it was the end zone she wouldn't be pregnant.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

First Down = First Base


Touch Down = Home Base

I'm lost on second and third base equivalents.

He always has one of those stupid hats on that makes him look like a dopey schlub. But he pulled some great looking Texas looking blond tail...so good for him.

Robo Beat: But, as Tony Romo is wont to do, he choked in the clutch and went to the slot receiver instead.


Anal babby ?

rudemix: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

First Down = First Base


Touch Down = Home Base

I'm lost on second and third base equivalents.

Past the 50 then into the red zone?

Once she has that kid, she'll be moving from tight end to wide receiver.

/low hanging fruit?

*Insert interception joke drawing a parallel to baby not being Tony's*

DontSpitOnMyMind: *Insert interception joke drawing a parallel to baby not being Tony's*

Well, his last name got sacked or intercepted from her anyways

Imperialism: rudemix: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

First Down = First Base


Touch Down = Home Base

I'm lost on second and third base equivalents.

Past the 50 Across midfield, then into the red zone?

FTFM

drayden: Once she has that kid, she'll be moving from tight end to wide receiver.

/low hanging fruit?

She might have already been a wide receiver. The question becomes whether she took multiple receptions.

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Imperialism: rudemix: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

First Down = First Base


Touch Down = Home Base

I'm lost on second and third base equivalents.

Past the 50 Across midfield, then into the red zone?

FTFM

Works for me!

something something prick six

/congrats Tony

rudemix: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

First Down = First Base


Touch Down = Home Base Home Plate

I'm lost on second and third base equivalents.

Home Plate. There is no Home Base in Baseball. Are you thinking of Capture the Flag?

If he'd stayed at fifth base, this wouldn't have happened.

ChrisDe: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Was this netweavr's doing?

Btw, I know there exists the baseball analogies for sex (first-home base), but how do we describe the progessions football-style?

I don't know either, but if it was the end zone she wouldn't be pregnant.

She wanted anal, but he got intercepted.

PandaMommyum: Home Plate. There is no Home Base in Baseball. Are you thinking of Capture the Flag?

No, Calvinball.

The thing is, he was trying to score with Jessica Simpson, but Candace intercepted his lob...

Huh. I didn't think Romo's body had enough testosterone to produce sperm.

Jealousy is just dripping from this thread.

Treygreen13: HAS ANYONE MADE AN INTERCEPTION JOKE YET?

D) All of the above

I honestly don't care what you miserable idiots say but the Cowboys will have a good season. Scedule finally got easy, the team is getting healthy, and the NFC East is up for grabs. F the Eagles and Redskins and Giants, in that order.

TheJoe03: I honestly don't care what you miserable idiots say but the Cowboys will have a good season. Scedule finally got easy, the team is getting healthy, and the NFC East is up for grabs. F the Eagles and Redskins and Giants, in that order.

Only if the running game they found last game sticks around for the rest of the season. Romo can make passes if the receivers are one on one. If he forces the ball into double (and triple coverage when targetting Witten) he's gonna get picked. He doesn't have the accuracy of Brady, Brees or Rodgers. If Cowboys manage to average 125+ yards rushing for the rest of the season they have a good chance to go deep in the playoffs.

TheJoe03: I honestly don't care what you miserable idiots say but the Cowboys will have a good season. Scedule finally got easy, the team is getting healthy, and the NFC East is up for grabs. F the Eagles and Redskins and Giants, in that order.

The butthurt in this thread is very much yes.

Looks like he was pitching it to some one other than Tashard Choice

rudemix: I liked the Dallas victory last week. They beat up on a pretty weak team and I heard a lot of 'Dallas has turned it around' type talk from the game announcers and after. Soon when they inevitably fall from that high and lose in a new and more pathetic way, the fall will be that much farther and greater to watch. What's the word for a cycle that isn't vicious? An awesome cycle? An awesome cycle of Dallas fail.

Oh and congrats on successfully ejaculating into a warm, wet vag, Romo. This is Sporting News as brought to you by TMZ.

You live in Albuquerque. I guess you can consider ABQ women shapely, since round is a shape.

Jon Kinna will be called in to raise it after Romo falls apart in the 3rd trimester.

TheNyquilKid: Jon Kinna will be called in to raise it after Romo falls apart in the 3rd trimester.

Kitna.

/Auto correct is officially being turned off.

DontSpitOnMyMind: *Insert interception joke drawing a parallel to baby not being Tony's*

I just assumed his neighbor's wife had intercepted the sperm and she was having the kid.

That's my quarterback.

Di must be drowning her sorrows.