AirForceVet: Does the fact that they were tourists visiting Orlando cancel out the Florida tag or enhance its use?

Discuss.

Let's not discuss, and instead just point and laugh at the stupid.

Hell when I was 9 years old we *had* to drive to get to school. Through the snow. Uphill both ways. Drunk.

Kids these days.

Does this mean that 11 is the new 18?

Savian: Hell when I was 9 years old we *had* to drive to get to school. Through the snow. Uphill both ways. Drunk.

Kids these days.

Young punk.. in my day there was no hills so we had to build our own before we could drive up and down them

tumy4me: Does this mean that 11 is the new 18?

Only if you're a Catholic priest.

I have no problem with it because my 80 year old neighbor has as much of a problem looking over the dashboard that a nine year old would.

shiat, at nine years old i had 2 full time jobs a girlfriend and a wife on the side.

So the little 9 year old girl drove fine, and the 9 year old boy takes out a security gate. Discuss.
Extra credit: If the little boy drives like an adult woman, would he also ask for directions?

Galloping Galoshes: So the little 9 year old girl drove fine, and the 9 year old boy takes out a security gate. Discuss.
Extra credit: If the little boy drives like an adult woman, would he also ask for directions?

lil girl was texting and driving slow.
lil boy was speeding as usually men do.
he wouldnt ask for directions hence why he crashed or gps.

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Freakin Rican: shiat, at nine years old i had 2 full time jobs a girlfriend and a wife on the side.

Bah! By the time I was 9, I was already an old man. I worked 8 days a week as a shovel in the coal mines. Just to get paid in DIRT! You kid's don't know how easy you had it. We didn't have to drive at 9. We had to be the car! and carry the whole family uphill, both ways, in the driving snow. Aaaand we were grateful!

At 14 my dad handed me the keys to the truck and told me to go get him cigarettes and beer. I very much looked 11-12 and had never driven before.

/successfully did both, no questions asked
//blame the parent or the store clerk?
///Or the Florida tag?

Well, at least it's still a square.

DoochBag: Freakin Rican: shiat, at nine years old i had 2 full time jobs a girlfriend and a wife on the side.

Bah! By the time I was 9, I was already an old man. I worked 8 days a week as a shovel in the coal mines. Just to get paid in DIRT! You kid's don't know how easy you had it. We didn't have to drive at 9. We had to be the car! and carry the whole family uphill, both ways, in the driving snow. Aaaand we were grateful!

your lawn.....i run and play across it!

WTF. Had a full unrestricted license at 14, after paying for drivers ed at 13.

If 7-year-olds can carry IEDs and STDs, what's this crap about not driving until you're 35 and not drinking until you're 40?

I bet that kid is gonna R U N N O F T.

DoochBag: Freakin Rican: shiat, at nine years old i had 2 full time jobs a girlfriend and a wife on the side.

Bah! By the time I was 9, I was already an old man. I worked 8 days a week as a shovel in the coal mines. Just to get paid in DIRT! You kid's don't know how easy you had it. We didn't have to drive at 9. We had to be the car! and carry the whole family uphill, both ways, in the driving snow. Aaaand we were grateful!

You got paid in DIRT? SHEER LUXURY! We got paid in hot gravel and had to eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd have been grateful too for only having to be the car and carry the family uphill, both ways in the driving snow.

We had to cling to the wheel rims and act as tires, as our younger brothers drove the car off a cliff, while simultaneously detonating a grenade. Then we'd have to clean that whole mess up and since our arms and legs were broken, we'd have to bite at the ground in front of us and pull ourselves along on the way to the coal mines, which had been set on fire several decades before.

But eating the burning coal was an improvement over the hot gravel, and we were grateful for that.

/Lets his 6 year old drive the car home from school, but its only a half mile straight wide stretch with no cars and no people on it.

"I had shiat, Eddie. Me and my brothers
and sisters didn't have shiat.
"I had 8 brothers and sisters, Eddie.
My father made 13 cents a week
"He worked at the Coleco toy factory,
Eddie, and made 13 cents a week.
"That's not a lot of money
when you have 8 children.
"We didn't have all the fancy things
like you, Charlie and Vernon.
"We didn't have fancy luxuries
like food
"What the fark you gonna eat
on 13 cents a week?
"We had to eat whatever my father
brought home from work.
"We ate the toys, Eddie
"We ate the toys
and we never complained,
"because my mother
could cook her ass off.
"My mother get some hot sauce
and some salt and pepper,
"make a Tonka truck
taste so delicious.
"The wheels will melt
in your mouth, Eddie.
"And you appreciate it.
You never complained.
"It was all for one and one for all.
We stuck together.
"I only hurt my brothers
and sisters once.
"I came home from school
and my mother had made
"a birthday feast for my father.
"She had cooked and slaved
over the stove all day
"and made enough food
for people to feast on
"for my father for his birthday
and I sat down and ate it all by myself
"I ate it all, Eddie, by myself.
And my father came inside the kitchen,
"put his little birthday hat on
and he looked at all the children
"He had a tear in his eye
and he said,
'Which one of you kids sat down
'and ate a whole farking game
of Monopoly by yourself? '
"And I ate it all, Eddie
"Boardwalk, Park Place,
Illinois Avenue,
"the shoe, the boat,
the hat, the cannon,
"Connecticut Avenue,
Luxury Tax
"Eddie, I even ate those cheap
purple motherfarkers after 'Go'
"...that nobody buys.
I ate them.
"I ate Baltic and Ralph Avenue.
Yes, I did.
"id, and I sat down and ate
my father's birthday cake too.
"No, we couldn't afford a cake.
"It was two Etch-A-Sketches
on top of each other.
"Two Etch... Etch-A-Sketch cake.
That's right
"We couldn't afford no icing,
"so my mother would write 'Happy
Birthday Pop' on the Etch-A-Sketch.
"Know how you made a wish?
You shook it till the words disappeared,
"then you ate the Etch-A-Sketch.
"And that was your birthday cake.
And we never complained.
"We were happy to get that.
All for one and one for all.
"We would get dressed to go to school.
Let me tell you about our clothes.
"We had to wear whatever my father
brought home from work, Eddie
"We wore the toys!
"Each day my mother would wake up
and open Twister games, Eddie.
"She would roll the Twister mats
on the floor.
"Me and my brothers and sisters
would wrap the Twister mats
around our body like a suit.
"Then we get a Hot Wheels racetrack
and put that around our waist as a belt.
"And if there was no Hot Wheels,
we used Johnny Lightning.
"And if there was no Johnny Lightning,
we ripped up a Hula Hoop
"and put that around our waist.
But we went to school, goddamn it
"Other children would make fun of us
because we got on Twister suits.
"And it's no fun to get your ass
kicked in a Twister mat.
"Right foot, blue. Left hand, red, Eddie.
It was a goddamn game to these kids.
"I'm standing on the corner,
"a motherfarker is spinning the
spinner and kicking my ass, Eddie.
"Then I gotta go to school and watch
the other children eat real food.
"I gotta watch them eat peanut butter
and jelly, bologna and Swiss,
"ham and cheese. I got a goddamn
Silly Putty sandwich.
"Then, for dessert, they're gonna
pull out a Hostess cupcake
"and I gotta eat a goddamn Slinky?
"A Slinky spring?! And, Eddie,
I ate so many Slinkys,
"every time I hear the motherfarking
Slinky song,
"it make me sick to my stomach.
"They walk downstairs
Alone and in pairs
"And make a clinkety sound
"A thing, a thing, a marvelous thing
Everyone knows it's Slinky
"A Slinky, a Slinky
A wonderful, wonderful toy
"A Slinky, a Slinky
They're fun for a girl and a boy"

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Terrific episode.

Yay. I submitted this yesterday with pretty much the same headline. 10 points for admins sucking.