What if I get a call for a Mr. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt?

Hardy har.
Is he married to Mia Cox?

Detective I.P. Freely identified the prime suspect as Joe Mama.

huh. he used to work here in a department store and we used to call him. he was always so angry with us on the phone.

where did you go 1986 and your lack of caller id?

How the phone call went:

Twat, twat, I coont hear you I have an ear infarktion.

AbbeySomeone: Hardy har.
Is he married to Mia Cox?

Isn't Mia's brother Mike a RB for the Dolphins now....that man sure knows how to hit the hole!

Deputy Stu P'dassl agrees.

Deputy Holden Cox has been called in to lend a hand.

And he's the sheriff of Aiken County.

"Hello. Aiken County? Mike Hunt, Aiken?"
"I'll get you, you little sonovab...!"

Thankful for Sheriff Bachagaloop: a high pressure boiler room op ran some 4 yrs in NJ before a Trooper's grandma complained to him about 'rude PBA tactics'. that ended that. po-po phony phone calls = balls of brass.

bastards collected some huge bucks, donors got decals. tens of thousands of 'wrong' decals affixed to cars all over the Garden State, no LEO notices?

that's some nice 4 years there, Lou

Seconded by Deputies Peter Shore Fitzwell and Claude Bahls.

/ah, eighth grade

Hal Jalikakik and Bill Loney unavailable for comment.

/RIP Red

Lawn...off it.

When my dad had his auto repair shop/gas station in the '70's he had a regular customer named Harold Koch. Pronounced as you think it would.

/csb

Jack Mehoff likes this thread.

/hot like Mike Hunt

Disapproves


/Hot like a Flaming Moe.

"Paging Dr. Howie Felterkunt..... Dr. Howie Felterkunt"

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane in the next county over seen chasing random people while calling them Duke Boys. He was last heard yelling at them about credit limits while crashing into a lake.

I actually knew a pair of salesmen named Spitz and Swallows.

"Hey.. wait a meeenit....
If I ever catchh yew... I will thank you for showing me the futility of hueman endaevor"

What does deputy Hugh Jorgan have to say about this?

I knew a Charles Glascock in high school. You could always see him coming.

I guess too many people have been showing their Aiken County Get Out of Jail Free card for contributing to the phone solicitors.

Everyone knows only the One Percent Card is accepted.

Oldies but goodies

I like Mike, but his little brother York is quite the cut-up.

Diana Fyer has grave doubts about this thread.

Came for the Heywood Jablome snow shovel picture and was disappoint.
Hung around for the Mike Litoris interview pic and started to cry.

/ Gene Masseth, save us!

I don't get it....

no yet?

shame.

/hot

Ah yes. Mike Hunt. The only time the town I live in is Fark-worthy is because of his name. And I'm okay with that.

Letcher Dickhaut sympathizes.

OH that kind of solicitation.
never mind