I better stay out out of Missouri. I fall into three of the five bullet points there...


/No I wont say which ones.

did they warn about other missourians?

"Say...you ain't from' round here, is ya, boy? You got a mighty pretty mouth though, yessir."

Waste of taxpayer money.

Completely old and busted, but I like it when a govt agency can laugh at itself.

What's the bag limit? If I kill a partial zombie (missing two or more limbs) does that only count as 1/2?

AverageAmericanGuy: Waste of taxpayer money.

and you've never had fun on the employers dime?

Nice to see some government employees haven't lost their sense of humor.

Falconae: AverageAmericanGuy: Waste of taxpayer money.

and you've never had fun on the employers dime?

Never. My time at the office belongs to my employer and I make sure he gets his money's worth.

my time in the office is often used to post boobie pictures on fark because fark them i still do my job

bie? eip

AverageAmericanGuy: Never. My time at the office belongs to my employer and I make sure he gets his money's worth.

3/10 because I actually responded to the first one

AverageAmericanGuy: Falconae: AverageAmericanGuy: Waste of taxpayer money.

and you've never had fun on the employers dime?

Never. My time at the office belongs to my employer and I make sure he gets his money's worth.

AverageAmericanGuy: Falconae: AverageAmericanGuy: Waste of taxpayer money.

and you've never had fun on the employers dime?

Never. My time at the office belongs to my employer and I make sure he gets his money's worth.

Kinda bored on the night shift, eh ;)

AverageAmericanGuy: Waste of taxpayer money.

Oh come on, I'm sure the $40 they paid some intern to do this has been well worth the laughs. Get over yourself.

Just think. You were forced at gunpoint to pay for this tripe.

I know Subby, I didn't realize there were bears in Missouri either.

AverageAmericanGuy: Falconae: AverageAmericanGuy: Waste of taxpayer money.

and you've never had fun on the employers dime?

Never. My time at the office belongs to my employer and I make sure he gets his money's worth.


Are you a prostitute?

I thought we all agreed that the wait what headline was played out

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I thought we all agreed that the wait what headline was played out

You lost most of your audience on the "we all agreed" part ;)

aselene: Just think. You were forced at gunpoint to pay for this tripe.

aselene: Just think. You were forced at gunpoint to pay for this tripe.

I wouldn't mind paying for tripe like this:

I liked it.

Missouri? Zombies will starve.

Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady: Missouri? Zombies will starve.

Zombies feed on the physical brain, not the information content therein.

Why all the biatching? There were at least three links to follow that covered real conservation issues. I found that an amusing way to help get people interested in what would otherwise be a very dry read - if they even bothered looking at all. It was funny, and it was also informative. Haters can't think more than one step ahead, which is why we cannot have nice things.

Nicely done.

The MDC is funded mostly by permit sales and grants. You can get tons off free stuff each month from MDC,like Missouri Outdoors magazine, kids outdoors ect. They are probably the best conservation agency in the US

martlet1: The MDC is funded mostly by permit sales and grants. You can get tons off free stuff each month from MDC,like Missouri Outdoors magazine, kids outdoors ect. They are probably the best conservation agency in the US

This. If you don't buy a hunting or fishing license in MO, you didn't pay for it. At the federal level, unless you bought archery or shooting supplies, you probably didn't contribute to it federally, either, because of Pittman-Robertson.

Most people don't realize that there is an 11% federal excise tax on guns, bows, arrows, bullets, etc. that helps pay for federal conservation.

If there is one group of people out there using natural resources that pays their fair share, and more, it's hunters. They are the ones responsible for preserving more land in it's wild state than any other population.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I thought we all agreed that the wait what headline was played out

Wait, what?

In case anyone was actually serious about this being a waste of money, this is a very effective copywriting tool to make sure readers remember your content, and maybe even share it. Sure they could have saved 20 minutes at $10 an hour to not write anything about zombies, but as of this moment at least 2800 people have read the MDC's website now and some will even remember it, and most/all of us would have probably never even experienced the site without this post.

somemoron: Why all the biatching? There were at least three links to follow that covered real conservation issues. I found that an amusing way to help get people interested in what would otherwise be a very dry read - if they even bothered looking at all. It was funny, and it was also informative. Haters can't think more than one step ahead, which is why we cannot have nice things.

Exactly. I thought it was great how they interjected actual info in the "article", and it's in the spirit of fun. Bravo, Missouri peoples!

Hopefully they'll get eaten by all the sharks they are jumping.

Barakku: In case anyone was actually serious about this being a waste of money, this is a very effective copywriting tool to make sure readers remember your content, and maybe even share it. Sure they could have saved 20 minutes at $10 an hour to not write anything about zombies, but as of this moment at least 2800 people have read the MDC's website now and some will even remember it, and most/all of us would have probably never even experienced the site without this post.

It might get some Missouri resident interested in actual hunting or fishing, and it might also bring eyeballs from people who want to hunt a different state, but wouldn't think "Missouri" as a hunting destination. Just a couple extra out-of-state licenses sold would have paid for the time it took to write that page.

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Doctor Jellyfinger: What's the bag limit? If I kill a partial zombie (missing two or more limbs) does that only count as 1/2?

Zombies are by weight.

dittybopper: his. If you don't buy a hunting or fishing license in MO, you didn't pay for it. At the federal level, unless you bought archery or shooting supplies, you probably didn't contribute to it federally, either, because of Pittman-Robertson.

Most people don't realize that there is an 11% federal excise tax on guns, bows, arrows, bullets, etc. that helps pay for federal conservation.

If there is one group of people out there using natural resources that pays their fair share, and more, it's hunters. They are the ones responsible for preserving more land in it's wild state than any other population.


In Missouri, we have a 1/8 of 1% sales tax that goes to the Missouri Department of Conservation. I don't know if other states have similar taxes, but if they don't, they should.

Pants_Optional: Doctor Jellyfinger: What's the bag limit? If I kill a partial zombie (missing two or more limbs) does that only count as 1/2?

Zombies are by weight.

That hardly seems fair, what if they had recently gorged themselves on the delicious flesh of the living? Or are we only counting post gutting weights?

Good Timing.

Hornaday just introduced the Z-Max (new window)line of Ammo just the other day.

/not joking

AverageAmericanGuy: Never. My time at the office belongs to my employer and I make sure he gets his money's worth.

If you worth to your employer is measured in hours worked rather then work preformed then maybe you should reevaluate your job/skills.

Okay, that was awesome. I loved how they incorporated basic safety information in a new, interesting format.

Honestly, I'm kind of liking how some folks are getting this zombie thing and doing good with it.

dittybopper: If there is one group of people out there using natural resources that pays their fair share, and more, it's hunters. They are the ones responsible for preserving more land in it's wild state than any other population.

That's true here in Michigan, too. The biggest conservationists are serious hunters. Sure, there's some frat-boy assholes out there, but the hunters I've met are about 3 times more careful about the wilderness than I am.

You know we are talking about Missouri here. I bet Franklin and Jefferson counties gonna have some dead "Meth Heads" because of confused hunters.