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(Some Guy) Asinine Christian radio host warns parents that lesbian nurses will make their kids gay   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 197
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:30:07 PM
"(Let's) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse who's proud of her lesbianism, who has rainbow identifiers on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not?" Harvey asked listeners

Change that to 18 year old and go on....

/anyway, another closet case contending that homosexuality is a learned behavior
 
smooshie [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:31:57 PM
Not to worry, if you fear your daughter is on the verge of becoming a lesbian, show her Harvey's mug and she'll be sucking cock like there's no tomorrow.

i.imgur.com
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-25 08:34:02 PM
Mugato: "(Let's) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse who's proud of her lesbianism, who has rainbow identifiers on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not?" Harvey asked listeners

Change that to 18 year old and go on....

/anyway, another closet case contending that homosexuality is a learned behavior

Oh no, you did not say that.

My daughter was delivered csection by a black lesbian. Maybe that's why she's shacked up with a republican.
Yeah, that's it.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:40:51 PM
Lesbian nurses? I have a feeling I know how his evening went.

"I'm stuck. I need a topic for tomorrow's show, but I can't think of anything. Oh, well. Time to open up an incognito window and watch some porn. That's right, lesbian nurses. Unlike my congregation, you never... wait! Lesbian nurses?! Jackpot."
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:43:15 PM
www.plognark.com
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:43:50 PM
Hey, how did that Rapture thing last week work out?

/I think I missed it
//And I was hoping idiots like this would be gone
 
j4x [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:44:46 PM
I can't wait until all these people start dying out.
 
revrendjim [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:46:57 PM
I'd be more worried about my children being exposed to preachy Christians.
 
jchic [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:50:13 PM
revrendjim: I'd be more worried about my children being exposed to preachy Christians.

So, so very much this!
 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:50:16 PM
I'd prefer a nurse who is competent and compassionate.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 08:56:57 PM
No "Hello nurse" reference?
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-25 09:01:06 PM
revrendjim: I'd be more worried about my children being exposed to preachy Christians.

Those people are scary and will screw you over in god's name and feel justified in doing so.
 
Silais [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:03:15 PM
I'm gay for lesbian nurses.

/is that how it works?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:05:00 PM
Mugato: "(Let's) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse who's proud of her lesbianism Christianity, who has rainbow identifiers crucifixes on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not?" Harvey asked listeners



Now, why do I think the poor, oppressed Christians would find the statement I modified above to be horribly offensive, while still defending what they said about Lesbian nurses?
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:06:10 PM
Silais: I'm gay for lesbian nurses.

/is that how it works?

I hope so.
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:08:17 PM
Another homophobic rant? That's retarded.
 
WI241TH [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:10:28 PM
In what world does a person leave their kid in the hospital for days after breaking a leg?
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-10-25 09:11:53 PM
WI241TH: In what world does a person leave their kid in the hospital for days after breaking a leg?

In a sensationalist, heavily insured republican world.
 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:16:27 PM
www.tunerfriends.com
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:24:45 PM

Lesbian nurses?

freakolla.com
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:33:56 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Mugato: "(Let's) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse who's proud of her lesbianism Christianity, who has rainbow identifiers crucifixes on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not?" Harvey asked listeners



Now, why do I think the poor, oppressed Christians would find the statement I modified above to be horribly offensive, while still defending what they said about Lesbian nurses?

She'd probably be equally horrified if a nurse was wearing a crucifix, which might indicate the nurse is Catholic.

Some people believe that Catholics aren't Christians.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:38:44 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, how did that Rapture thing last week work out?

/I think I missed it
//And I was hoping idiots like this would be gone

That was last week? shiat. I guess my Baptist neighbor wasn't as good a Christian as I thought because he has a '66 Mustang I definitely would have snagged if Heaven sucked him up.
 
penthesilea [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:41:34 PM
Like people can afford to have their kid in a fancy gay hospital for days & days with lesbian nurses. Not in this economy, anyway.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:42:14 PM
commonhealth.wbur.org
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:44:11 PM
i'm pretty sure that you can't catch lesbianism in the ER.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 09:51:59 PM
Mugato: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Hey, how did that Rapture thing last week work out?

/I think I missed it
//And I was hoping idiots like this would be gone

That was last week? shiat. I guess my Baptist neighbor wasn't as good a Christian as I thought because he has a '66 Mustang I definitely would have snagged if Heaven sucked him up.

The rapture, at least according to Harold Camping, was to occur on Friday, October 21st. Needless to say, it didn't.
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:01:17 PM
img828.imageshack.us

Because Christian healers are much safer.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:53:24 PM
No, only gay male nurses, coz they have the equipment to give the proper injection.
 
WorldCitizen [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:56:08 PM
She should also make sure her kids aren't exposed to openly black nurses. She wouldn't want her kids to think it's OK to be black. Or Asian. Or any of those other pesky minorities. Get yourself a nice, white, female, Christian nurse. Yeah, you would like that wouldn't you? Maybe she will see that you're stressed out from your kid being in the hospital. Maybe she'll offer you a nice back rub. Yeah, you would like that, wouldn't you?
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 10:56:42 PM
...exposing young kids to LGBT people homophobic morans in a medical talk radio setting could turn them gay into assholes.
 
vygramul [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:01:31 PM
Lesbian nurses make me something.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:04:23 PM
I'm going to use this as an excuse to encourage people to imagine Sarah Chalke and Judy Reyes getting it on. You know, to really get the theme going.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:10:15 PM
Bathia_Mapes: The rapture, at least according to Harold Camping, was to occur on Friday, October 21st. Needless to say, it didn't.

Again? Wow - how did I miss the corrected date?

So - has he called it for rain again? Or did those f*cktards who give him money finally get the joke?
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:23:08 PM
1: Fundamentalist Christian nurse, who got her nursing degree from a school that teaches only creationist biology, with no information about how bacteria evolve resistance, etc.

2: Lesbian nurse with her R.N. from a secular school that requires real college biology, microbiology, and biochemistry.

So...which one would YOU rather have pushing your kid's IV meds?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:28:29 PM
dahmers love zombie: 1: Fundamentalist Christian nurse, who got her nursing degree from a school that teaches only creationist biology, with no information about how bacteria evolve resistance, etc.

2: Lesbian nurse with her R.N. from a secular school that requires real college biology, microbiology, and biochemistry.

So...which one would YOU rather have pushing your kid's IV meds?

Why, the one that had JESUS ON THEIR SIDE!!!1!!111
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:34:27 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: The rapture, at least according to Harold Camping, was to occur on Friday, October 21st. Needless to say, it didn't.

Again? Wow - how did I miss the corrected date?

So - has he called it for rain again? Or did those f*cktards who give him money finally get the joke?

He came out of seclusion to announce the new rapture date last spring, saying he has miscalculated the date. How many times has he used that excuse so far?

When October 21st came around & nothing happened again he apparently went into seclusion. Here's the October 21st farkthread (new window).
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:36:21 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: The rapture, at least according to Harold Camping, was to occur on Friday, October 21st. Needless to say, it didn't.

Again? Wow - how did I miss the corrected date?

So - has he called it for rain again? Or did those f*cktards who give him money finally get the joke?

He came out of seclusion to announce the new rapture date last spring, saying he has miscalculated the date. How many times has he used that excuse so far?

When October 21st came around & nothing happened again he apparently went into seclusion. Here's the October 21st farkthread (new window).

Sorry, that was the article itself. Here's the fark thread (new window).
 
MorrisBird [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:38:48 PM
How can we miss them when they never go away?
 
fusillade762
2011-10-25 11:47:23 PM
"(Let's) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse who's proud of her lesbianism, who has rainbow identifiers on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not?"

Has anyone EVER seen a nurse wearing a rainbow flag on their uniform?

And I'd rather have a proud lesbian nurse than a self-loathing, repressed one.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-10-25 11:50:02 PM
Sounds like a good porn.
 
fusillade762
2011-10-26 12:18:15 AM
I find it amusing that so many of these bigots are so utterly terrified of gays, yet at the same time seem to view them as being supernaturally seductive. Like it's only a monumental exercise of willpower that prevents them from exploding into a fabulous shower of gay. "ZOMG, gay is worse than crack! One hit of gay and you're hooked for life." It belies a remarkable lack of faith in their parenting skills to think that brief, casual contact with a complete stranger of another lifestyle will completely undo years of their own precious snowflake molding.
 
log_jammin [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:31:51 AM
fusillade762: yet at the same time seem to view them as being supernaturally seductive.

I can't decide if they view gays as "supernaturally seductive" or if they think everyone has zero willpower and can be persuaded to do absolutely anything.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:41:22 AM
log_jammin: fusillade762: yet at the same time seem to view them as being supernaturally seductive.

I can't decide if they view gays as "supernaturally seductive" or if they think everyone has zero willpower and can be persuaded to do absolutely anything.

Hey, when there's the prospect of a big ol' cock being waved in your face, what are your options?

Best to just avoid them, and all who might want to unleash them in front of you.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 12:45:28 AM
fusillade762: "(Let's) say your 11-year-old has broken her leg rather badly and needs to be in the hospital a few days, which would you prefer: a nurse who's proud of her lesbianism, who has rainbow identifiers on her work clothing, or a nurse who does not?"

Has anyone EVER seen a nurse wearing a rainbow flag on their uniform?

And I'd rather have a proud lesbian nurse than a self-loathing, repressed one.

But the self-loathing repressed ones look so adorable in their goth makeup.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:00:17 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Bathia_Mapes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: The rapture, at least according to Harold Camping, was to occur on Friday, October 21st. Needless to say, it didn't.

Again? Wow - how did I miss the corrected date?

So - has he called it for rain again? Or did those f*cktards who give him money finally get the joke?

He came out of seclusion to announce the new rapture date last spring, saying he has miscalculated the date. How many times has he used that excuse so far?

When October 21st came around & nothing happened again he apparently went into seclusion. Here's the October 21st farkthread (new window).

Sorry, that was the article itself. Here's the fark thread (new window).

So I guess he'll come out of his "40 days in the desert" again, and declare a new date. You know after this many, I'm beginning to think the people who are stupid enough to listen to him deserve to have their money taken and their lives shattered. And then I think of the poor kids whose parents do this shiat, abandon everything, place the entire family in jeopardy, and I'm angry again. Fark those assholes.
 
log_jammin [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:21:28 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Hey, when there's the prospect of a big ol' cock being waved in your face, what are your options?

"I didn't want to but it was RIGHT THERE!!"
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:28:10 AM
i.imgur.com

I'm pretty sure this was all covered in the relevant anthropological literature of the middle of the 20th century.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:29:28 AM
log_jammin: FirstNationalBastard: Hey, when there's the prospect of a big ol' cock being waved in your face, what are your options?

"I didn't want to but it was RIGHT THERE!!"

Hey, a good Christian wouldn't want to be impolite or insulting.

So, with a cock right there in their face, they couldn't just be all rude and say "No, thank you, but I would not like to suck your cock." No, they would just have to grit their teeth, then ungrit them, and hum "O Come All Ye Faithful" while politely sucking off the gay person that put them in this position.

And that's why Christians don't want to be around gay people.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:31:14 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: Bathia_Mapes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: The rapture, at least according to Harold Camping, was to occur on Friday, October 21st. Needless to say, it didn't.

Again? Wow - how did I miss the corrected date?

So - has he called it for rain again? Or did those f*cktards who give him money finally get the joke?

He came out of seclusion to announce the new rapture date last spring, saying he has miscalculated the date. How many times has he used that excuse so far?

When October 21st came around & nothing happened again he apparently went into seclusion. Here's the October 21st farkthread (new window).

Sorry, that was the article itself. Here's the fark thread (new window).

So I guess he'll come out of his "40 days in the desert" again, and declare a new date. You know after this many, I'm beginning to think the people who are stupid enough to listen to him deserve to have their money taken and their lives shattered. And then I think of the poor kids whose parents do this shiat, abandon everything, place the entire family in jeopardy, and I'm angry again. Fark those assholes.

I'm inclined to agree with you.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-10-26 01:32:17 AM
FirstNationalBastard: I can't decide if they view gays as "supernaturally seductive" or if they think everyone has zero willpower and can be persuaded to do absolutely anything.

Hey, when there's the prospect of a big ol' cock being waved in your face, what are your options?

Either way its a done deal, because there's no one in the world more sexually receptive than an 11-year old girl in the hospital with a badly broken leg.

/sarcasm off
 
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