Yeah, because that would be crazy.

I don't see the connection. I've watched the Twilight movies a ton of times and I don't recognize the name.

/Rifftrax.
//I'm not retarded.

"Etruscan daemon"

Er...they had *nix back then?

Confabulat: the man raises some good points.

You know for a horrible killer, he seems pretty polite on paper.

He looks grouchy.

This degree of body modification is like screaming, "My daddy sexually abused me!" out loud to the entire world.

I hate that 'tough-guy-looking-down-at-you' pose a lot of these people do. Just something about it strikes a nerve.

Those darned Etruscans!

I dunno. He seems a little sparkly. I bet he was inspired by the Twilight franchise.

NTTAWWT

I've seen some bad acne in my day, but this guy has some serious zits on his head.

Haha! His name is something something from Twilight!



/please don't kill me

I guess falling asleep in jail is like falling asleep at a party. People will doodle on your face with sharpie there, too.

I gotta think somewhere Satan is wishing this idiot would find someone else to worship.

ZeroCorpse: This degree of body modification is like screaming, "My daddy sexually abused me!" out loud to the entire world.

"...And I liked it!"

/my bet

Oh Mr. tough guy doesn't like being associated with the Twilight series?

In that case, I propose we call him the "Twilight" killer from now on.

"My first and middle chosen names were inspired and taken from the great Roman emperors Caligula and Nero, my last - from an ancient Etruscan daemon," wote Veiovis.

He thinks Caligula and Nero were great Roman emperors? This man is clearly as mad as a balloon.

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HA. Who the hell is that?

No Catchy Nickname: "My first and middle chosen names were inspired and taken from the great Roman emperors Caligula and Nero, my last - from an ancient Etruscan daemon," wote Veiovis.

He thinks Caligula and Nero were great Roman emperors? This man is clearly as mad as a balloon.

What other Roman emperors fiddled while the City burned? To me, that makes a great man. He's dedicated to his craft, even as his whole world burns.

Wait which one is he? Second from left? Thanks, because I wasn't sure.

So that's what that guy is in jail for? I've seen his pic for the longest time with little context behind it.

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No Catchy Nickname: "My first and middle chosen names were inspired and taken from the great Roman emperors Caligula and Nero, my last - from an ancient Etruscan daemon," wrote Veiovis.

He thinks Caligula and Nero were great Roman emperors? This man is clearly as mad as a balloon.

Caligula wasn't really around long enough to do much, but Nero was one of the better ones for his time period. He was a dick, sure, but he was a competent administrator and, iirc, actually relatively popular among the commoners (partially because executions were considered entertainment, and he went through a bunch).

What I'm confused about is how he got "Caius" from Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus and Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. I mean, the latter (Caligula) was sometimes called just "Gaius" but there's a big difference between a G and a C even (especially?) in Latin.

No Catchy Nickname: "My first and middle chosen names were inspired and taken from the great Roman emperors Caligula and Nero, my last - from an ancient Etruscan daemon," wote Veiovis.

He thinks Caligula and Nero were great Roman emperors? This man is clearly as mad as a balloon.

This made me laugh out loud, and all that. :)

"Pop culture inspires me to vomit hot blood,"

Can we get this guy to review movies, may do a couple of homemade rifftrax. He might be a wonderful media critic.

If the guy wanted to look scary to random normals he shoulda just dressed like a black guy.

FTA - "Pop culture inspires me to vomit hot blood," and "I have never seen this silly movie, nor have I read the books, nor would I ever - even now - waste my time with such useless drivel,"

After all, even a psychotic, Satan-worshiping, serial killer has his standards when it comes to vampires. I'm sure we can all appreciate this.

Farking bikers.

Jixa: FTA - "Pop culture inspires me to vomit hot blood," and "I have never seen this silly movie, nor have I read the books, nor would I ever - even now - waste my time with such useless drivel,"

After all, even a psychotic, Satan-worshiping, serial killer has his standards when it comes to vampires. I'm sure we can all appreciate this.

I don't think he is psychotic; he doesn't sound delusional at all, really. Nor is he a serial killer, unless he has some bodies buried that the authorities just haven't found yet. In any case, when he's right, he's right.

So uh who wants to be the first person to tell him his forehead tattoo is wrong? Academically speaking. :)

Here's a better shot:



/lovin' this thread
//ruined several keyboards

Jim_Callahan: No Catchy Nickname: "My first and middle chosen names were inspired and taken from the great Roman emperors Caligula and Nero, my last - from an ancient Etruscan daemon," wrote Veiovis.

He thinks Caligula and Nero were great Roman emperors? This man is clearly as mad as a balloon.

Caligula wasn't really around long enough to do much, but Nero was one of the better ones for his time period. He was a dick, sure, but he was a competent administrator and, iirc, actually relatively popular among the commoners (partially because executions were considered entertainment, and he went through a bunch).

What I'm confused about is how he got "Caius" from Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus and Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. I mean, the latter (Caligula) was sometimes called just "Gaius" but there's a big difference between a G and a C even (especially?) in Latin.

Over analyze much?

Roy C. Gutfinski

/f'n Pollack

I could've sworn that dude made the mugshot roundup before....

Honest Bender: I don't see the connection. I've watched the Twilight movies a ton of times and I don't recognize the name.

/Rifftrax.
//I'm not retarded.

::fistbump::

Brought my best friend over to watch it on Rifftrax. She had been drug to the movie 3 times by other friends who were fans.

Therapy was in order.

/...line?

rumNcoke:
Over analyze much?

Less that I actually care and more that a history thread is more interesting than a "some random criminal being kind of dumb" thread.

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I, too played Morrowind as James Burke.

The offspring of those Reagan booted out of the nuthouse and into the streets are finally reaching maturity.
In their own way, of course.

Oh aren't attention whores so adorable when people "misunderstand" them? Who's a cute little attention whore? Huh? YOU ARE! You're a cute little attention whore! Let me pinch those widdle horns!

Dumbass.